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      04-08-2017, 04:39 PM   #49941
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Hey silvergray545 and Axius - watch out for ax wielding mullet men in Toledo OH...
Damn it! Uncle Bob slipped out of the ward again somehow.
If he harms one hair on precious Axius head - Lups will have your balls for a keep sake.
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      04-09-2017, 03:23 AM   #49943
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If he harms one hair on precious Axius head - Lups will have your balls for a keep sake.
I'm a fucking pacifist!!!

I wouldn't test this one tho, I'm not very committed to the whole no violence thing.
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      04-09-2017, 07:34 PM   #49944
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I wouldn't test this one tho, I'm not very committed to the whole no violence thing.
So committed you dont even reach out to me so i can be verbally violent with you.
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      04-10-2017, 12:26 PM   #49946
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      04-10-2017, 01:03 PM   #49947
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So committed you dont even reach out to me so i can be verbally violent with you.
I know!! I suck at communicating but I love you anyways!!
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      04-10-2017, 01:28 PM   #49948
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      04-10-2017, 01:48 PM   #49950
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+ 1 Same shit in Belgium for the moment !
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      04-10-2017, 02:36 PM   #49951
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That's for me like everyday... makes me even more unproductive...
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      04-10-2017, 08:36 PM   #49952
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Last day in Mexico City. Closing this biatch down and I'll still make it to read a story to Axius
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You finished the blueprint for the wall? What's it made out of?
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You finished the blueprint for the wall? What's it made out of?
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      04-11-2017, 08:56 AM   #49956
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I would personally aid in the destruction of said wall..., with my belly.
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      04-11-2017, 11:45 AM   #49959
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