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      02-05-2020, 03:23 PM   #4973
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I'm all on board with THICKH, but turn around and on all fours and clothes on the floor, that worries me a bit.


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WEDNESDAY????!!!!!!!!!
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Yes. Make the best of it!!
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In fact, she looked older than her alleged 41 or 42 years of age.
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I admit it, I have fucked fat chicks. Some are fun. Some have huge titties to play with.
I won't discuss more explicit, since when a fat chick is fat in your eyes.

But I admit, that one of my last girlfriends was a...um...very curvy one, the biggest fish into the net so far to speak frankly.
We met online onto a community, had endless nights of chats and at a certain point we'd determined, that we had more feelings developed for each other, just caused by chats and a few phonecalls.
To keep this shorter: In her ID the value for the weight was given with 65kg/143pds and right before we meet the first time in person she'd admitted, that her true weight was truly more like 85kg/187pds.
At that point I hadn't cared any longer about her weight, her character and other soft skills had beaten all superficial objects and as we looked each other the very first time eye-to-eye I was stunned about the absolute sexy and hot distribution of her shape.
To see her sometimes naked and just enjoying those advantages of just "more than usual" are priceless memories for me
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I won't discuss more explicit, since when a fat chick is fat in your eyes.

But I admit, that one of my last girlfriends was a...um...very curvy one, the biggest fish into the net so far to speak frankly.
We met online onto a community, had endless nights of chats and at a certain point we'd determined, that we had more feelings developed for each other, just caused by chats and a few phonecalls.
To keep this shorter: In her ID the value for the weight was given with 65kg/143pds and right before we meet the first time in person she'd admitted, that her true weight was truly more like 85kg/187pds.
At that point I hadn't cared any longer about her weight, her character and other soft skills had beaten all superficial objects and as we looked each other the very first time eye-to-eye I was stunned about the absolute sexy and hot distribution of her shape.
To see her sometimes naked and just enjoying those advantages of just "more than usual" are priceless memories for me
It can't be disputed that there are some advantages to a big woman. Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer, just to name a couple off the top of my head.
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It can't be disputed that there are some advantages to a big woman. Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer, just to name a couple off the top of my head.
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I won't discuss more explicit, since when a fat chick is fat in your eyes.

But I admit, that one of my last girlfriends was a...um...very curvy one, the biggest fish into the net so far to speak frankly.
We met online onto a community, had endless nights of chats and at a certain point we'd determined, that we had more feelings developed for each other, just caused by chats and a few phonecalls.
To keep this shorter: In her ID the value for the weight was given with 65kg/143pds and right before we meet the first time in person she'd admitted, that her true weight was truly more like 85kg/187pds.
At that point I hadn't cared any longer about her weight, her character and other soft skills had beaten all superficial objects and as we looked each other the very first time eye-to-eye I was stunned about the absolute sexy and hot distribution of her shape.
To see her sometimes naked and just enjoying those advantages of just "more than usual" are priceless memories for me
We want details & pics. No shame. Seriously.

Jokes aside, if someone is into thick or large women/dudes or whatever, who cares? As long as someone is not hurting other people & shit, I don't care who you bang, what you do for fun blah blah.
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It can't be disputed that there are some advantages to a big woman. Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer, just to name a couple off the top of my head.
Shade? God damn, did you date Bigfoot?
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What is up with these idiots that exchange numbers then either never respond or send 1 or 2 texts & then ghost? WTF is the point?!

I guess they are just in the seeking attention/validation bucket.
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Shade? God damn, did you date Bigfoot?
When baby girl sat around the house, she sat around the house. If she wanted to haul ass, she had to make 3 trips.
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I guess they are just in the seeking attention/validation bucket.
Ding ding ding ding ding.
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What is up with these idiots that exchange numbers then either never respond or send 1 or 2 texts & then ghost? WTF is the point?!

I guess they are just in the seeking attention/validation bucket.
I mean yeah that's the whole point of online dating for a lot of women

but - what is that user title man
can you imagine if that one foot guy changed his?
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I mean yeah that's the whole point of online dating for a lot of women

but - what is that user title man
can you imagine if that one foot guy changed his?
You should follow this thread more then
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Ding ding ding ding ding.
Makes me feel even more awesome when I tell them I'll pass then.
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It can't be disputed that there are some advantages to a big woman. Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer, just to name a couple off the top of my head.
Dude, I won't complain into a too serious way, because this is the lighter side of life; but I have to admit that this hurts my feelings a bit.
She wasn't as fat as she hadn't sat onto a stool, she sat the stool or something like this. She was just more than I'd ever asked to have and even this is now more than 10 years ago, right now in this second I miss her a bit though...
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When I started dating again as a newly single man, one of the first was a girl who was 5" taller than me! She was like a Amazon. Beautifully built, hair to her waist...and did I mention 5" taller. She actually had done some modeling for Vespa in the past, and also a "hand " model.

But she was also my first taste of how crazy some of them could be and I ended it. After that I was a lot more wary of the emotional health of people I would see although they hide it pretty well when they want to.
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Dude, I won't complain into a too serious way, because this is the lighter side of life; but I have to admit that this hurts my feelings a bit.
She wasn't as fat as she hadn't sat onto a stool, she sat the stool or something like this. She was just more than I'd ever asked to have and even this is now more than 10 years ago, right now in this second I miss her a bit though...
What??
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