Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[Mason Hatcher]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I had a meet-and-greet with some interesting "disclosures." First, she wasn't really single. Her husband had been on life support for many months, and they had been estranged prior to that.

Second, she was a cat fancier and when the little critters expired she would bury them in her garden. Except, one had had the unmitigated gall to die in the winter when the ground was frozen and she couldn't bury him. He'd been in a bag in the freezer ever since. Not a freezer in the basement or a garage, mind you. The one in the kitchen.

How was the second date?

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I took it exactly as an invitation to get down to business. It isn't the first time that's happened. There was one who tricked her way into my home (a long story) and presented herself on all fours and naked to me in one of the guest rooms. Ummmmmm....no thanks.

I'm never turned on by this sort of crude behavior. The whole "barnyard" mentality is just not at all appealing to me. I guess I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who likes to have a little banter to make her earn her rogering.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Yeah...and anthrax is just a bacteria.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Mason Hatcher

How was the second date?

Wouldn't have buggered her with a stolen dick.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I'm never turned on by this sort of crude behavior. The whole "barnyard" mentality is just not at all appealing to me. I guess I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who likes to have a little banter to make her earn her rogering.

This. I like the thrill of the chase.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This. I like the thrill of the chase.

+1

I love feeling the anticipation build through the conversation and the flirting and some making-out.

[upstatedoc]

this thread is really good therapy for some

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I'm never turned on by this sort of crude behavior. The whole "barnyard" mentality is just not at all appealing to me. I guess I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who likes to have a little banter to make her earn her rogering.

+1

Don't make it so easy for me. I like a little flirting and foreplay. WTF am I supposed to do if all the clothes have already been removed?

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This. I like the thrill of the chase.

Except when they leave ya with blue balls

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Sure...blame ol'MK. Prancercise is a PUBLIC SERVICE to all. It isn't my fault that the snowflakes are infecting both of you!! Be Strong!!

Edit: Don't forget to get the rubber mouthpiece to bit down on.

Rubber mouthpieces are for sissies. I use an axe handle.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I didn't say it...

Thought it, even typed it out, but didn't SAY it.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I don't buy the idea that I have a better pool to pick from online. They can't pick me for a characteristic that they don't know I have. I don't show pictures of anything I own or places I've traveled to. As far as they know, I'm a postal clerk who drives a 10-year-old Camry.

There's no reason you can't keep that H-cat well stocked with hoes. Drive through a trailer park with the window down. By the time you're to the end of the first aisle, they'll be piled up in there like cordwood.

Just having some fun with it. Hopefully, I can pick up the ones with no teeth. Never had a gum job before.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

+1

Don't make it so easy for me. I like a little flirting and foreplay. WTF am I supposed to do if all the clothes have already been removed?

Uh, bang her?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

+1

Don't make it so easy for me. I like a little flirting and foreplay. WTF am I supposed to do if all the clothes have already been removed and she's already down on all fours?

Updated for accuracy.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Just having some fun with it. Hopefully, I can pick up the ones with no teeth. Never had a gum job before.

pennsiveguy

The both of youse. BANNED.

Trailer park. Cordwood. Gums. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot?!?!!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Updated for accuracy.

As the late, grate Frank Zappa said, "She was buns-up kneeling, and I was wheeling-and-dealing."

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

pennsiveguy

The both of youse. BANNED.

Trailer park. Cordwood. Gums. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot?!?!!

Wanna touch it?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Wanna touch it?

Re BANNED!!!


UncleWede HALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Wouldn't have buggered her with a stolen dick.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Re BANNED!!!


UncleWede HALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Calling your boyfriend for backup? Mmmmm, orgy!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

pennsiveguy

The both of youse. BANNED.

Trailer park. Cordwood. Gums. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot?!?!!

Hey, we're just eating what we've been served.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Calling your boyfriend for backup? Mmmmm, orgy!

Wait, you youse guyse pulled a train and didn't even let me make the choo-choo noise while filming (because #won'ttouchthat)