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      09-03-2015, 05:09 PM   #4929
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LOL "face sitting scat sessions"

Thanks man! Now it's back to work
I did wonder if anybody would know what that meant. Of course you would!! And you know the correct spelling of it too, lol.

For anybody that doesn't know what "scat" means I strongly suggest you do NOT Google it, especially on a work computer.
For the record (for lurkers/the viewing public)- I DO NOT have a scat fetish.

But I just love the feeling of a girls butt cheeks on my face

And as Claw just said- unless you're ok with people playing with poop...don't look it up
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Lups (ANNA) married. Sara504 ,Sara-about to marry an oil Shik). bimmette (Tara), you are the only single female OT member.

I guess we need more OT female members for our Belgium Phillippe.
We need more Dara, Hana, Iana, Jana, Laura, and Mara here.
It's about the correct ratio IRL of m/f BMW owners.
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But I just love the feeling of a gorgeous, in-shape girls butt cheeks on my face
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But I just love the feeling of a gorgeous, in-shape girls butt cheeks on my face
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HAHAHAH thank you.

I like my women like I like my cars.

Big huge booty=m6
Small tight and petite =Yaris
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      09-03-2015, 05:47 PM   #4933
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It's about the correct ratio IRL of m/f BMW owners.
Check out my beast!

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It goes up to 55mph for sure, unlike the jeep I had earlier.
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Check out my beast!

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It goes up to 55mph for sure, unlike the jeep I had earlier.
You wanna race?



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How about some tickets to the gun show to wake ya up!!
Too high.
What kind of shot would you like Sara?
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How about some tickets to the gun show to wake ya up!!
at least someone on here is willing to show their damn tits!

you sir, get an "appreciate".
Meh- it's almost Halloween season, which I plan to be a zombie swimmer. Aka a speedo goggles and ear plugs. And zombie make up.


I'm used to people seeing me without a shirt
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HAHAHAH thank you.

I like my women like I like my cars.

Big huge booty=m6
Small tight and petite =Yaris
I also like my women like my M6...loud, in your face, high maintenan...wait a sec...nevermind.

What car is well adjusted and smart?
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You wanna race?



Lets go! I've got flappy paddles so I can feel like a racer.
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I also like my women like my M6...loud, in your face, high maintenan...wait a sec...nevermind.

What car is well adjusted and smart?
Mw M3.
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It goes up to 55mph for sure, unlike the jeep I had earlier.
Seriously??
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Mw M3.
She drives a white S5. Is that well adjusted?

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She drives a white S5. Is that well adjusted?

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Yeah, seriously that's what I got now. No news from Peter, I'm getting shit in the ssott already for hanging around in an m forum with no m.

S5 is a big fat whale made to appeal to people who likes things for prestige.

God I hate Audis.
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I apologize if I am completely out of line, but I have to ask what everyone is thinking...

Was there any scissoring on this trip Lups between you and Tara? If you don't know what that is, dont google it. Once again, I apologize but I have to ask.
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I apologize if I am completely out of line, but I have to ask what everyone is thinking...

Was there any scissoring on this trip Lups between you and Tara? If you don't know what that is, dont google it. Once again, I apologize but I have to ask.
Hahaha, sorry, we both are quite straight, and if I started cheating on my spouse I think I'd go for male flesh still.
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Hahaha, sorry, we both are quite straight, and if I started cheating on my spouse I think I'd go for male flesh still.
Hahaha...

I only ask because I was told once by a female friend that every woman secretly has something going for another woman. And understand... it's not in any way lesbian... just a thing... I don't know, I can't confirm or deny... I was just wondering
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Hahaha...

I only ask because I was told once by a female friend that every woman secretly has something going for another woman. And understand... it's not in any way lesbian... just a thing... I don't know, I can't confirm or deny... I was just wondering
Lol, I don't have many female friends, I'm not a huge fan of members of my gender. Tara and I get along so well because we are both mainly guys somehow.

I've been told many times women and men can't be friends either. So wtf, who are we to hangout with then?

We did do some mud wrestling (k, Tara sank, and I helped her up, but you can use that image later if you never share the results here!). That's all we have to report.
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Lol, I don't have many female friends, I'm not a huge fan of members of my gender. Tara and I get along so well because we are both mainly guys somehow.

I've been told many times women and men can't be friends either. So wtf, who are we to hangout with then?

We did do some mud wrestling (k, Tara sank, and I helped her up, but you can use that image later if you never share the results here!). That's all we have to report.
Only part I read
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I apologize if I am completely out of line, but I have to ask what everyone is thinking...

Was there any scissoring on this trip Lups between you and Tara? If you don't know what that is, dont google it. Once again, I apologize but I have to ask.
I used scissors to cut open the package of lettuce before tossing the salad for Lups.
True story.
But yeah, sorry, I'm straight too.
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I used scissors to cut open the package of lettuce before tossing the salad for Lups.
True story.
But yeah, sorry, I'm straight too.
We totally ruined their world now.

I forgot about your cooking! Sorry.
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But yeah, sorry, I'm straight too.
We totally ruined their world now.

I forgot about your cooking! Sorry.
"Cooking"
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