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Mr Tonka · 03-23-2017, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

True, I hadn't dissected the picture enough other than seeing a dent and a dead guy. My biggest fear (if we want to call it that), is intersections. Whether stopped or moving, it's prime real estate for an accident whether car or bike.

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN DARE. You'd probably pass out from your own dusty gas on the way here anyways!

Just to clarify, the rider was not at the scene and is not in that picture. I wouldn't have taken a pic if they were.

ASBSECU E93 · 03-23-2017, 03:13 PM

Hey shoei - you do realize the diesel weighs LESS than your F80 M3

J.J.K. · 03-23-2017, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

I would jump off a bridge before driving a Prius. I don't need to do wheelies or any of that stuff. I like twisties and scenic rides.

Give me a good winding road over a straight away any day.

Got rear ended at a stop light once, now my left should is screwed up.

F87LUV · 03-23-2017, 03:23 PM

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I would jump off a bridge before driving a Prius. I don't need to do wheelies or any of that stuff. I like twisties and scenic rides.

Give me a good winding road over a straight away any day.

Got rear ended at a stop light once, now my left should is screwed up.

My M2 has been rear ended twice now in Jersey. Luckily, it was at low speeds both times and the damage was too minimal to fix.

J.J.K. · 03-23-2017, 03:27 PM

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My M2 has been rear ended twice now in Jersey. Luckily, it was at low speeds both times and the damage was too minimal to fix.

Fortunately it wasn't in my 328i. Unfortunately I was on two wheels when she hit me.

shoei · 03-23-2017, 03:48 PM

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Hey shoei - you do realize the diesel weighs LESS than your F80 M3

Get your reading glasses... Looks like FireCrotch needs the same diet Miss Piggy needs...

silvergray545 · 03-23-2017, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Get your reading glasses... Looks like FireCrotch needs the same diet Miss Piggy needs...

I thought FireCrotch was an E90?

Axius · 03-23-2017, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Just to clarify, the rider was not at the scene and is not in that picture. I wouldn't have taken a pic if they were.

I thought that white thing in the middle was him. Oopsie poopsie.

Always buckle up folks.

Banana Hammock · 03-23-2017, 04:21 PM

ASBSECU E93 · 03-23-2017, 04:53 PM

Well shoei - If FYRCRTCH was still stock....then you'd be right.

Unfortunately for you - she's had all that cosmetic surgery and shit

And get the year models straight if you're gonna try to burn me

smoosh · 03-23-2017, 11:55 PM

scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...

1MOREMOD · 03-23-2017, 11:59 PM

Yeah don't recommend it, not fun

Aatish · 03-23-2017, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...

Mr Tonka · 03-24-2017, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...

Why don't you just let the Dr go in from behind?

1MOREMOD · 03-24-2017, 12:13 AM

Tell them you want a prostate ultrasound next, stick a baseball bat up your ass for that.

smoosh · 03-24-2017, 12:21 AM

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scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...

Why don't you just let the Dr go in from behind?

lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it

Aatish · 03-24-2017, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it

Hope all goes well.

Axius · 03-24-2017, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it

Keep us updated. Peepee hole is meant to be a one way only traffic lane. Good luck bud.

nyalpine90 · 03-24-2017, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...

good luck

Joekerr · 03-24-2017, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it

Fark - I'm shivering just thinking about it. Let us know how it goes. I was only trying to be melodramatic with my original call of IGA or bladder cancer, I really didn't think it would be the case. Honestly thought it might be a sports injury or something.

Hopefully all is well!

What day are you scheduled? We will have a BP OT second of silence (you don't really rate a full minute) in sympathy for your soon to be violated dick.

Mr Tonka · 03-24-2017, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...

Why don't you just let the Dr go in from behind?

lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it

You're health insurance must be better than mine. When they find trace blood in my urine they don't do anything. LoL

Did you get a CT of the kidney area?

Axius · 03-24-2017, 09:19 AM

If I ever get cancer, someone just pull the plug.

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