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      03-20-2017, 07:49 PM   #48995
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      03-20-2017, 07:54 PM   #48996
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What do you know about caterpillar orgies?
My opinion was not sought, but as usual, I'm happy to give it anyways.

From the above picture, we can deduce that they are very much attracted to the Michelin Man. Perhaps because it appears his entire body looks to be made up of individual caterpillars. Especially his arms.

Thus, the groupies in the above picture are simply trying to get as close to their king as possible for future reproduction.

With said future eggs carefully laid in the grooves of the supple leather seats.
One of them made it home. I'm now introducing a feral species of caterpillar to my neighborhood. There numbers will be at crisis level soon.
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I had a locust orgy on my tires in the summer... Disgusting.
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aren't cicadas due to come out of the woodworks to feast on human flesh this year?

or is my math off??
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      03-20-2017, 09:59 PM   #48999
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What do you know about caterpillar orgies?
Dude, bugs have orgies all the time, super jealous.

June beatles would orgy on the golf vourse and then fish flies would cover buildings like fur near lake saint claire..., horny bastards!
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aren't cicadas due to come out of the woodworks to feast on human flesh this year?

or is my math off??
That was last year. It was awful. Glad it won't happen for another 17 years.
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aren't cicadas due to come out of the woodworks to feast on human flesh this year?

or is my math off??
Wut?
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      03-21-2017, 03:39 PM   #49002
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Wut?
every 17 years, gigantic rampaging parasites arise from beneath the ground and feast on human flesh, usually, small children

the size of tennis balls, these vicious marauding giant killing machines will kill anyone and anything in sight without remorse, except small children who they spare

so hide yo kids, hide yo wives, cause they eatin everybody outchea...especially children
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Do they eat or spare children, I'm getting mixed messages
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Do they eat or spare children, I'm getting mixed messages
they eat them...sparingly
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every 17 years, gigantic rampaging parasites arise from beneath the ground and feast on human flesh, usually, small children

the size of tennis balls, these vicious marauding giant killing machines will kill anyone and anything in sight without remorse, except small children who they spare

so hide yo kids, hide yo wives, cause they eatin everybody outchea...especially children
That's a little extreme.

They are fucking huge though. And they're dumb as hell. They'll fly right into you. Stupid things. The sound they make is awful too.

Last year was the first time I saw them. Luckily, 17 years ago when they came up from underground, I was overseas during that time.
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I was down in West Virginia for a short time while they were out.. They were everywhere.

Walk outside and there is dozens of em walking, flying, and dying. Lol.
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There are several species of cicadas. Only 1 appears on the 17 year cycle. MD and WV have them pretty heavy.
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That's a little extreme.

They are fucking huge though. And they're dumb as hell. They'll fly right into you. Stupid things. The sound they make is awful too.

Last year was the first time I saw them. Luckily, 17 years ago when they came up from underground, I was overseas during that time.
So help me God if im not gone before the next wave Ill pack up and head to the mountains.
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That's a little extreme.

They are fucking huge though. And they're dumb as hell. They'll fly right into you. Stupid things. The sound they make is awful too.

Last year was the first time I saw them. Luckily, 17 years ago when they came up from underground, I was overseas during that time.
So help me God if im not gone before the next wave Ill pack up and head to the mountains.
At this rate, you'll be in your fifth new state 16 years from now.
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At this rate, you'll be in your fifth new state 16 years from now.
Shit. Honestly at this point, wouldn't mind moving around and seeing a bunch of different states and manufacturing plants. Hoping in a couple years can just station an apartment here or in MI and just travel the US/EU.

All about climbing that corporate ladder.
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Piada's Italian Street Food, awesome wraps. Calamari was so-so.


Piada wrap + calamari leftovers...., not awesome. Need a beer to wash it down.
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Piada wrap + calamari leftovers...., not awesome. Need a beer to wash it down.
I've heard good things about Piada. Haven't made it there yet.
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