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1MOREMOD · 03-20-2017, 10:00 AM

Thought you didn't know about hockey

Axius · 03-20-2017, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You need to up your fiber game. Shouldn't be pushing so hard you sweat, gonna burst a vessel.

My fiber game is on fleek, old man. Don't you have some prune juice to drink and kids on your lawn to yell at?

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Thought you didn't know about hockey

I'm not ALWAYS as ignorant as I portray myself. Only 89% of the time.

UncleWede · 03-20-2017, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

My fiber game is on fleek, old man. Don't you have some prune juice to drink and kids on your lawn to yell at?

I'm not ALWAYS as ignorant as I portray myself. Only 89% of the time.

Juice was drank hours ago. Even though you and I both go to bed at 9, I still get up at 3 or 4 because #fullbladder. Even on the Best coast, it's already 8:10 so the lawn is plenty clear as school bell already rang, van is parked in a perfect spot.

Axius · 03-20-2017, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Juice was drank hours ago. Even though you and I both go to bed at 9, I still get up at 3 or 4 because #fullbladder. Even on the Best coast, it's already 8:10 so the lawn is plenty clear as school bell already rang, van is parked in a perfect spot.

LOL, you got me on the bed time thing, however I wake up at 5 due to bladder and..., dreaded work.

Any coast is the Best Coast as long as it's not the coast of Lake Erie, shit is miserable. Are you adopting by chance? I cook and clean, but will drink your alcohol and dilute it with water so you think I'm not stealing any.

nyalpine90 · 03-20-2017, 10:43 AM

this sti subbie took a beating on bob sled course...smh

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/su...-run/85299493/

UncleWede · 03-20-2017, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

LOL, you got me on the bed time thing, however I wake up at 5 due to bladder and..., dreaded work.

Any coast is the Best Coast as long as it's not the coast of Lake Erie, shit is miserable. Are you adopting by chance? I cook and clean, but will drink your alcohol and dilute it with water so you think I'm not stealing any.

references from previous employers/adoptive parents?

Mr Tonka · 03-20-2017, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

this sti subbie took a beating on bob sled course...smh

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/su...-run/85299493/

That seemed all kinds of unnecessary.

Axius · 03-20-2017, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

references from previous employers/adoptive parents?

Calling Lups, I need a solid unbiased reference.

Lups · 03-20-2017, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

references from previous employers/adoptive parents?

Don't hire him, lib will kill ya!

silvergray545 · 03-20-2017, 12:07 PM

Now that the heat in the building is now under control, I now have a new crisis. My cup from lunch has a small leak on the bottom. I now have a small pool of iced tea on my desk. How do I stop it without chugging 20 ounces of iced tea all at once?

1MOREMOD · 03-20-2017, 12:08 PM

Use another cup dummy

silvergray545 · 03-20-2017, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Use another cup dummy

I would if I had another cup. Lol

Axius · 03-20-2017, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I would if I had another cup. Lol

One Silvergray One Cup?

Prequel to Two Girls One Cup?

silvergray545 · 03-20-2017, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

One Silvergray One Cup?

Prequel to Two Girls One Cup?

I can send you the link to the site where the video is hosted. It's completely free. All you have to do is sign up with a credit card to verify your age!

Axius · 03-20-2017, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I can send you the link to the site where the video is hosted. It's completely free. All you have to do is sign up with a credit card to verify your age!

Last time I did that some King of Ugandatopia contacted me saying we were brothers and he ran off with all my money. How do I know you won't do the same?

silvergray545 · 03-20-2017, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Last time I did that some King of Ugandatopia contacted me saying we were brothers and he ran off with all my money. How do I know you won't do the same?

It's totally legit. Your information will not be shared with anyone. That site will also include a link to another site I run. You'll see an ad for local sexy singles looking to hook up. All you need to do is sign up with a credit card to verify your age!

Axius · 03-20-2017, 01:24 PM

...., what kind of local sexy singles?

The only singles I've seen are the ones crumbled up in my pocket covered in stripper residue.

silvergray545 · 03-20-2017, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

...., what kind of local sexy singles?

The only singles I've seen are the ones crumbled up in my pocket covered in stripper residue.

Sounds like you had an interesting weekend. Haha

UncleWede · 03-20-2017, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

...., what kind of local sexy singles?

The only singles I've seen are the ones crumbled up in my pocket covered in stripper residue.

How much did you make in OH on a cold night??? Want to see if you could possibly be a positive addition to the family income vs how much alcohol you would be watering down

Axius · 03-20-2017, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Sounds like you had an interesting weekend. Haha

I played princess with my niece. I'm a pretty girl.

The crusty dollars are in a glass case. Saved them from my first night in Windsor Canada for my 19th birthday.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

How much did you make in OH on a cold night??? Want to see if you could possibly be a positive addition to the family income vs how much alcohol you would be watering down

Um. Not much. Maybe $5.

Plan on being in the negative by at least $800/mo from consumption to production volumes.

Mr Tonka · 03-20-2017, 04:51 PM

@Axius

What do you know about caterpillar orgies?

Joekerr · 03-20-2017, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

@Axius

What do you know about caterpillar orgies?

My opinion was not sought, but as usual, I'm happy to give it anyways.

From the above picture, we can deduce that they are very much attracted to the Michelin Man. Perhaps because it appears his entire body looks to be made up of individual caterpillars. Especially his arms.

Thus, the groupies in the above picture are simply trying to get as close to their king as possible for future reproduction.

With said future eggs carefully laid in the grooves of the supple leather seats.

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