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      03-16-2017, 12:35 PM   #48841
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Dude that car was the biggest piece of shit, but I loved the piece of shit for all $2,500 of it's worth. Spun axles, three Y80 5 speed transmissions, shift linkage bushings that had enough slop to make a prostitute look like a virgin, removed rear seats for weight reduction, and a fresh candy red MAACO paint job that an Arabic girl promptly backed into two days later waiting in queue to leave the school parking lot.

That car was the best.
Baller using MAACO. All I could afford was Earl Shieb. I spent the $199 on black for my 351 Cleveland Cougar, and had nothing left for my prom date/babysitter. She wasn't as appreciative of the black paint as I was
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What the hell is going on in here with all this car talk?!?!
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Baller using MAACO. All I could afford was Earl Shieb. I spent the $199 on black for my 351 Cleveland Cougar, and had nothing left for my prom date/babysitter. She wasn't as appreciative of the black paint as I was
Pfffft, it was two years worth of Bdays to have that car painted.


Prom date? Prom? Waste of time and money, you made the right decision.
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      03-16-2017, 12:55 PM   #48844
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Pfffft, it was two years worth of Bdays to have that car painted.


Prom date? Prom? Waste of time and money, you made the right decision.
If you had seen my French-Canadian babysitter, it was worth THAT investment as well
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High school was a riot. Many crazy stories from those days. Good times were had in great bounty.
Haha I was so stupid back in the day. Glad those days are over. Lol
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Baller using MAACO. All I could afford was Earl Shieb. I spent the $199 on black for my 351 Cleveland Cougar, and had nothing left for my prom date/babysitter. She wasn't as appreciative of the black paint as I was
The Cougar had a two barrel 351C, right? I think the four barrel 351C's were found in the Mustangs, if I'm not mistaken.
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What the hell is going on in here with all this car talk?!?!
I mean, it is a car forum...
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      03-16-2017, 01:03 PM   #48846
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I mean, it is a car forum...
I thought M3Post was a forum about long and sturdy pieces of steel or lumber set upright in the ground.
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If you had seen my French-Canadian babysitter, it was worth THAT investment as well
I had not seen her. Pics to share? I like French-Canadian babysitters and the adventures we could have together.

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Haha I was so stupid back in the day. Glad those days are over. Lol
Meh. Slightly glad. Now just feel like every day is a day closer to death. One more grey hair. One more fart that couldn't be trusted. It's a slippery slope after HS is over.
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I thought M3Post was a forum about long and sturdy pieces of steel or lumber set upright in the ground.
This forum is full of post riders.
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This forum is full of post riders.
I mean if it fits, who am I to judge where they sits.
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I mean if it fits, who am I to judge where they sits.
Tonka is the biggest post rider of them all.

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      03-16-2017, 01:16 PM   #48851
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I had not seen her. Pics to share? I like French-Canadian babysitters and the adventures we could have together.


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I'm doing well. How about you?
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      03-16-2017, 01:43 PM   #48854
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I'm doing well. How about you?
Nice to hear you're doing well my friend

I just felt asleep in front of my laptop .This week my days start at 4 AM for my work .
Weeks like this I call *Zombie week*
Cause ?
Lack of sleep and too much work , but actually I'm in good shape .
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      03-16-2017, 02:14 PM   #48855
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Lack of sleep and too much work , but actually I'm in good shape .

So? Is that Brittas fault?
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Nice to hear you're doing well my friend

I just felt asleep in front of my laptop .This week my days start at 4 AM for my work .
Weeks like this I call *Zombie week*
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Lack of sleep and too much work , but actually I'm in good shape .
Hang in there. It's almost the weekend.
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Tonka is the biggest post rider of them all.

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I'd say that i'll track you down and murderize you. But that means i'd have to enter into Ohio. No thanks.
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I'd say that i'll track you down and murderize you. But that means i'd have to enter into Ohio. No thanks.
I'd come and meet you for this confrontation but I'd rather not be mauled by a city full of old people.
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I'd come and meet you for this confrontation but I'd rather not be mauled by a city full of old people.
Median age where you live = 37.2

Median age where i live = 36.1

And my SUV is faster than your M3.


If it were stock and had a full interior.
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Median age where you live = 37.2

Median age where i live = 36.1

And my SUV is faster than your M3.


If it were stock and had a full interior.
Age of Tonka = 97.4

My M3 definitely has all the interior intact. But I'm nearing 100 pounds in strategic weight reduction. Trying to keep the car 100% streetable but also an effective track weapon.

I'm also making another 30-40 whp over a stock M3.
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Median age where you live = 37.2

Median age where i live = 36.1

And my SUV is faster than your M3.


If it were stock and had a full interior.
Age of Tonka = 97.4

My M3 definitely has all the interior intact. But I'm nearing 100 pounds in strategic weight reduction. Trying to keep the car 100% streetable but also an effective track weapon.

I'm also making another 30-40 whp over a stock M3.
30 whole horsepower?! Like three oh? Damn, how do you keep the car on the ground??
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So? Is that Brittas fault?
No , cause is my work because my brain is filled with too much shit during work days and she has from those moments she talks non-stop while I think shut the fuck up .
That's why I'm only reachable in weekends but I pick her 2-3 times up for her ass workout in the gym.
About your question...By my work I fuck her only in weekends , and on a moment that I'm not been called by my work
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