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      10-22-2015, 06:09 PM   #463
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I picked up a ball cap you'd like...tan with a Fabrique Nationale logo in the front and FNH USA in the back.
Would love to see a pic from you with and without the FN cap .

You saw pics from me + a pic from my "ID" with me on it because 99% of the people on here would never believe that I was Philippe from Belgium .
And it feels now really good to me that people know who I am .
And that's why....I would love to know too who you are...
Because I really like you !
I'll definitely post pics of the cap, especially since I didn't have to spend obscene amounts on a SCAR to get it.
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      10-22-2015, 06:10 PM   #464
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Everyone has already seen me. I'll post more pics. It may disgust SugarSkulls, but damnit, I'll do it for the team.
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      10-22-2015, 06:12 PM   #465
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Please my friend just call me Philippe that's who I am
Thank you Philippe. I try to do @///M Power-Belgium to notify when I mention you, but it usually fails.
If I may intrude on the sausage fest, both of you guys are
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      10-22-2015, 06:14 PM   #466
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Actually, I would probably owe it to the universe. Hell, I'd even pay for the dinner.

See, quilt works on me like nothing else. That line of mine got me thinking again of all the horrible things I've done to men and yup,

I am truly, horribly sorry.

That's fine.

You can do all the horrible things you want to me baby.





...Good god what am I doing with my life?
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      10-22-2015, 06:16 PM   #467
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That's fine.

You can do all the horrible things you want to me baby.





...Good god what am I doing with my life?
Hey you asked advice on what works, this clearly did!

One life fixed, now take that fun loving attitude to the real world and you'll be drowning in smart Canadian chicks!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      10-22-2015, 06:38 PM   #468
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I'll definitely post pics of the cap, especially since I didn't have to spend obscene amounts on a SCAR to get it.
Of the FN cap ..I know how that looks .

Damn I really hate to act like this but you know what I would love to know...
Sorry for that...But I don't know to who...And I'm feeling like a fucking idiot in this situation.
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      10-22-2015, 06:55 PM   #469
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#1. Those girls were putting on a show. Fake it til ya make it.
Or the guy was just a loser and she was happy to be rid of him.

#2. As a mid-level chick, I can not comment. But there is no calculations involved. I hate math.
# 2. Mid level? That's a pretty modest statement Tara!
Awww, thanks!
Ugh, see I knew I belong in Hawaii! Sigh.
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      10-22-2015, 06:56 PM   #470
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For the ladies, (ahem, Axius) what is the strangest slang term you've ever heard used in place of vagina?

And what is your preferred slang term for penis.


BTW.... where the hell is Tera in all of this?
Only people who can spell my name correctly get my daily schedule.
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      10-22-2015, 06:57 PM   #471
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Awww, thanks!
Ugh, see I knew I belong in Hawaii! Sigh.
Lol, you're smoking, hell even I'd hit on you but you'd just turn me down.
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      10-22-2015, 06:59 PM   #472
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Awww, thanks!
Ugh, see I knew I belong in Hawaii! Sigh.
Lol, you're smoking, hell even I'd hit on you but you'd just turn me down.
Actually I've never smoked. But Canada just got a new Prime Minister who is legalizing marijuana. So that should be interesting
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Actually I've never smoked. But Canada just got a new Prime Minister who is legalizing marijuana. So that should be interesting
You've never smoked?! You and anyone else reading this in your position, have done themselves a HUGE disposition by not smoking and boning.


Cloud 9? More like Cloud 69.
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      10-22-2015, 07:06 PM   #474
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I concur but molly is better
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      10-22-2015, 07:14 PM   #475
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Actually I've never smoked. But Canada just got a new Prime Minister who is legalizing marijuana. So that should be interesting
You've never smoked?! You and anyone else reading this in your position, have done themselves a HUGE disposition by not smoking and boning.


Cloud 9? More like Cloud 69.
You know I'm a good girl
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      10-22-2015, 07:35 PM   #476
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How the fuck can I count as a girl
I was going to say I don't think she has estrogen.....probably male levels of estrogen
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Minimum phallus size for satisfaction?

Maximum phallus size before pain is endured?
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      10-22-2015, 07:40 PM   #478
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Minimum phallus size for satisfaction?

Maximum phallus size before pain is endured?
This one is for you Biorin
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      10-22-2015, 07:40 PM   #479
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Minimum phallus size for satisfaction?

Maximum phallus size before pain is endured?
Depends on the hole?
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      10-22-2015, 07:41 PM   #480
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Only people who can spell my name correctly get my daily schedule.
Uh.... i was thinking about earth and pottery when i typed that.

I've spelled it correctly at least 4 or of 5 times, that has to count for something!

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      10-22-2015, 07:42 PM   #481
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Depends on the hole?
Solely what I've been told is that if a women desires above like 6 inches, then that hole is... u know
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      10-22-2015, 07:43 PM   #482
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Thickess matters also, but almost no one want 9 inches in their ass or throat
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      10-22-2015, 07:43 PM   #483
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Only people who can spell my name correctly get my daily schedule.
Uh.... i was thinking about earth and pottery when i typed that.

I've spelled it correctly at least 4 or of 5 times, that has to count for something!

I will spell Tara's name correctly. T a r a
I will spell Tara's name correctly. T a r a
I will spell Tara's name correctly. T a r a
I will spell Tara's name correctly. T a r a
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I will spell Tara's name correctly. T a r a
I will spell Tara's name correctly. T a r a
I will spell Tara's name correctly. T a r a
Ok. Good job. Daily schedule PM'ed.
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Solely what I've been told is that if a women desires above like 6 inches, then that hole is... u know
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