Bimmette interviews OT members by phone

[SunnyD]

Lol bimmette is single handedly taking the mysteriousness out of all bimmerpost members.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Revartr

For some reason, that's not too far off from what I imagined fleeked would sound like.

Yeah actually so far Lups and Nkc voices were much more surprising.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by SunnyD

Lol bimmette is single handedly taking the mysteriousness out of all bimmerpost members.

Hahahah so is that a good or bad thing???

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by SunnyD

Lol bimmette is single handedly taking the mysteriousness out of all bimmerpost members.

How about if I say I'm doing it as part of my global mission to break down cultural stereotypes around the world? Hehe, better?

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yeah actually so far Lups and Nkc voices were much more surprising.

What were you expecting from my voice woman?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

What were you expecting from my voice woman?

I explained to prenna yesterday how I picture him, you in my head were a black man, 195 cm tall, you wore spandex under your suit and you handled traffic out of your way by lighting other road users cars on fire with your Rolex shining a beam to them.

Hell yes I'm very disappointed. You sounded like a good man, funny and down to earth. My image went more to the tracks of grizzly wrestling Cristian Grey.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Nkc

What were you expecting from my voice woman?

To sound more mature, older, maybe douchier

[Lups]

Originally Posted by fleeked

luscious baby, I can't grasp what the fuck you're trying to say

something about being a prostitute in a police officer's uniform...?

Lol no.

Nck in my head was a giant, who had a watch that also cleared traffic for him.

Okay, forget it. I'm just disappointed how down to earth he was.

As for you,

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Lups

I explained to prenna yesterday how I picture him, you in my he's were a black man, 195 cm tall, you wore spandex under your suit and you handled traffic out of your way by lighting other road users cars on fire with your Rolex shining a beam to them.

Hell yes I'm very disappointed. You sounded like a good man, funny and down to earth. My image went more to the tracks of grizzly wrestling Cristian Grey.

WHAT THE FUCK? I have no idea what you're saying this time. You seriously pictured me as some sort of black super hero in a suit?

[Billup]

I kinda thought you were a black super hero too...

[Nkc]

I've also notice that lups types my name as nck every time. Is my name really screwing with your dyslexia?

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Billup

I kinda thought you were a black super hero too...

Draw me like one of your French girls.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

WHAT THE FUCK? I have no idea what you're saying this time. You seriously pictured me as some sort of black super hero in a suit?

Yup, even I have no idea why and how my mind comes up with this shit. Sadly behind every description (no matter how wrong they are) I have too much info memorized that has nothing to do with the image painted.

here is prenna: He has a beard, he's about 6ft 10" long, he has has a squirrel named James as a pet that that he let's warm up in his exhaust pipes in the winter time and, wife's name is Rebecca. She's so tiny but he pissed her off once in 1987, she kicked him in the nuts and since then he has agreed she is always right.

his kids name is Pocahontas, or she insists being called that now. They can't get a dog because of the squirrel.

I always end up disappointed when I meet people irl.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I've also notice that lups types my name as nck every time. Is my name really screwing with your dyslexia?

Haha, is for sure. There is nothing I can hang into, and I read it that way the first time and I can't make my brain to correct it. The worst ones for me are those written in caps and containing numbers and letters together. Also, my brain heavily over corrects stuff, so for example Melanie and meanie are exactly the same word.

According to tests I shouldn't have been able to read or write ever. I'm pretty happy I'm slowly learning to do this (in English) but there are things I can't probably ever learn. I'll try to get your letters into right order one day, it'll get on my list right under once/ ones.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Lups

According to tests I shouldn't have been able to read or write ever. I'm pretty happy I'm slowly learning to do this (in English) but there are things I can't probably ever learn. I'll try to get your letters into right order one day, it'll get on my list right under once/ ones.

The tests were right Lups.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Nkc

The tests were right Lups.

For sure, I'm still happy with what I got.

I think your handle gets turned into a nck because that way it's more natural flow for me. Also, writing without a keypad as i do now makes autocorrect help me, and I never notice if it changes a word into an other.

[Nkc]

I've been wondering why I felt so much closer to you after I heard your voice. Then it hit me, you sound exactly like my GPS. If only she swore like you, my trips would be a lot more eventful. "I told you to make that left turn you dumb cunt!"

[Lups]

I'd be an awesome satnav lady!

[ASBSECU E93]

Bimette - who is the next victim....I mean interview Billup, Grimey...? Mr. SS!!! That's the one

[SunnyD]

Originally Posted by bimmette

How about if I say I'm doing it as part of my global mission to break down cultural stereotypes around the world? Hehe, better?

I'll buy that; not to mention that it's quite entertaining listening to these convos.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

Sleepy and tired still. But I need to get out of bed and go to work...
But since I'm sleeping beauty, maybe you should come give me a kiss to wake me up.

Smooooooth

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

I wonder what everyone thinks I sound like....

I'm getting ready for my one on one :