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Aatish · 03-12-2017, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude, his name is Bjorn and he has a large penis ego. All makes sense to me.

I thought it read Biorin at first lol

Mr Tonka · 03-12-2017, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Dude, his name is Bjorn and he has a large penis ego. All makes sense to me.

I thought it read Biorin at first lol

Same post applies. Lol

Biorin · 03-12-2017, 06:58 PM

I think asking them to show up with flowers defeats the purpose, no? Flowers would be him wanting to make you happy and surprise you with something out of the goodness of his heart. Asking for it removes that element - just means you want flowers. Maybe I'm missing something.

Sara · 03-12-2017, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I think asking them to show up with flowers defeats the purpose, no? Flowers would be him wanting to make you happy and surprise you with something out of the goodness of his heart. Asking for it removes that element - just means you want flowers. Maybe I'm missing something.

I love flowers. I want them. Required

Biorin · 03-12-2017, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I think asking them to show up with flowers defeats the purpose, no? Flowers would be him wanting to make you happy and surprise you with something out of the goodness of his heart. Asking for it removes that element - just means you want flowers. Maybe I'm missing something.

I love flowers. I want them. Required

That's fine, but I don't know if we can argue that it's old school in that case. More of a "I just fucking love flowers"

Sara · 03-12-2017, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

That's fine, but I don't know if we can argue that it's old school in that case. More of a "I just fucking love flowers"

No one seems to do it anymore. Unless it's 2-14.

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 08:20 PM

I usually don't send flowers or chocolates, but I did send flowers a few weeks back. She was sad; couldn't really go over to see her. Sent her flowers and made it on her IG.

#Mr.StealYourGirl

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Same post applies. Lol

That explains that Picture with the crotch area blacked out.

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I think asking them to show up with flowers defeats the purpose, no? Flowers would be him wanting to make you happy and surprise you with something out of the goodness of his heart. Asking for it removes that element - just means you want flowers. Maybe I'm missing something.

It's like a bj when it's forced it's not the same...

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 08:34 PM

How does one force a BJ? Never understood that. Can't the blower just bite down?

1MOREMOD · 03-12-2017, 08:42 PM

When they are convinced to do so rather than want to on their own.

08njSTEP · 03-12-2017, 08:45 PM

When you have to pay extra, it's forced. Not that I would know.

1MOREMOD · 03-12-2017, 08:49 PM

Or single vs married. Drunk wife vs sober

08njSTEP · 03-12-2017, 08:53 PM

Or sleeping vs awake?

Sara · 03-12-2017, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

How does one force a BJ? Never understood that. Can't the blower just bite down?

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

Biorin · 03-12-2017, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by Aatish

How does one force a BJ? Never understood that. Can't the blower just bite down?

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

I just laughed out loud

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

Haha
I thought it was first hand experience.

capo180 · 03-12-2017, 09:14 PM

Sure sounds like it...

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 09:55 PM

So deer in headlights. Except with a chick and a dick.

shoei · 03-12-2017, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

Haha
I thought it was first hand experience.

You'd have to swipe your credit card through a Square type device first before getting a BJ...

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 10:48 PM

Update: Confirmed. Chick is a distant cousin. But, marketing campaign is continuing. Bio datas are being exchanged and parents and elders are having the meetings.

Shit is getting real yo.

Axius · 03-13-2017, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

No, sometimes you're so stunned at what happened you kinda freeze up like a deer in headlights and you get face fucked. Seen it in porn

Can't say I've ever seen a deer standing in headlights with a dick getting forced in it's mouth. Terrible analogy.

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