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      03-07-2017, 12:56 PM   #47873
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I remember when my twin brother got perma banned. Hit him really hard, ended up is the psych ward. Pretty sure he got banned for offending a couple people in OT....,


must have hurt their feelings pretty bad.
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      03-07-2017, 12:59 PM   #47874
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Hey Mr Tonka

I got banned points and a stern 'warning' for a post I made soliciting donations for March of Dimes.

I never realized asking for a $5 - $10 donation to support babies was so damn controversial....
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      03-07-2017, 01:00 PM   #47875
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Hey Axius - your brother called me after his banning and said 'ZERO is the number of fuq's I give this day!'

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Hey Mr Tonka

I got banned points and a stern 'warning' for a post I made soliciting donations for March of Dimes.

I never realized asking for a $5 - $10 donation to support babies was so damn controversial....
How fucking dare you try to support a good cause. You some kind of monster huh? Sending baby animals away while trying to counter by supporting human babies?


You're a twisted bastard. Sick and twisted.

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Hey Axius - your brother called me after his banning and said 'ZERO is the number of fuq's I give this day!'

You know, I haven't heard from him since that day you and he went to that BBQ joint....,

The jig is up! I know you done't it!
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      03-07-2017, 01:25 PM   #47878
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EATING, in a fine green enchilada sauce, after being lovingly wrapped in a fried tortilla, smothered in sour cream and mozzarella, then baked at 375 until cheese is a light golden brown is OK though, right?


RIGHT????


We tossed the left-over carcasses out in the chicken pen, they didn't complain.
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      03-07-2017, 01:34 PM   #47879
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I was in fine form after those baked beans and beer
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      03-07-2017, 01:40 PM   #47880
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I was in fine form after those baked beans and beer
I'm gonna guess you probably left before the poor guy made it INSIDE the front door. Probably still laying there lifeless as we speak.
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They should call Canadian bacon...., now get this whirlwind of emotions you're about to embrace...., AMERICAN HAM. Fucking commies. BACON IS BACON. UGH.
That's better. You are on the path to redemption, still have a little ways to trod though. If you had given Canada a 25% approval rating instead of 50%, you'd have been forgiven for your trespasses by now.
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Hey Mr Tonka

I got banned points and a stern 'warning' for a post I made soliciting donations for March of Dimes.

I never realized asking for a $5 - $10 donation to support babies was so damn controversial....
You've never been banned, dont try to act like you're rebel and shit. Haha
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That's better. You are on the path to redemption, still have a little ways to trod though. If you had given Canada a 25% approval rating instead of 50%, you'd have been forgiven for your trespasses by now.
Forgive my mispasses and those who trepassed and have forgoven against us. Lead us into temption and deliver us to evil. For swine is the kingdom, the power, the glory, in bacons name, for ever and ever, amen.
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I said I've received ban points (whatever the fuq those are) and a stern warning - never banned.

I'm not enough of an egotistical asshole to care about what others think and get all butt hurt over internet dialogue.
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You're right - the Hubble Telescope is really what's required.
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I said I've received ban points (whatever the fuq those are) and a stern warning - never banned.

I'm not enough of an egotistical asshole to care about what others think and get all butt hurt over internet dialogue.
You think you're sweet brah?
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You think you're sweet brah?
I don't have an infractions tab

Does it only appear if you get infraction points? How many till you get a ban?
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Does it only appear if you get infraction points? How many till you get a ban?
Yeah, the last one I got came with a 30 day ban. Oh well, it was worth it. Lol
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      03-07-2017, 03:40 PM   #47892
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I will do no such thing!
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I will do no such thing!
I might go out on Thursday. Tentative on the weather and what my work schedule will look like on Friday, as always.
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