What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey Axius - your brother called me after his banning and said 'ZERO is the number of fuq's I give this day!'

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Mr Tonka

I got banned points and a stern 'warning' for a post I made soliciting donations for March of Dimes.

I never realized asking for a $5 - $10 donation to support babies was so damn controversial....

How fucking dare you try to support a good cause. You some kind of monster huh? Sending baby animals away while trying to counter by supporting human babies?


You're a twisted bastard. Sick and twisted.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Axius - your brother called me after his banning and said 'ZERO is the number of fuq's I give this day!'

You know, I haven't heard from him since that day you and he went to that BBQ joint....,

The jig is up! I know you done't it!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

F30lolz

NO DATING POULTRY!!!

Banned

EATING, in a fine green enchilada sauce, after being lovingly wrapped in a fried tortilla, smothered in sour cream and mozzarella, then baked at 375 until cheese is a light golden brown is OK though, right?


RIGHT????


We tossed the left-over carcasses out in the chicken pen, they didn't complain.

[ASBSECU E93]

I was in fine form after those baked beans and beer

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I was in fine form after those baked beans and beer

I'm gonna guess you probably left before the poor guy made it INSIDE the front door. Probably still laying there lifeless as we speak.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

They should call Canadian bacon...., now get this whirlwind of emotions you're about to embrace...., AMERICAN HAM. Fucking commies. BACON IS BACON. UGH.

That's better. You are on the path to redemption, still have a little ways to trod though. If you had given Canada a 25% approval rating instead of 50%, you'd have been forgiven for your trespasses by now.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey Mr Tonka

I got banned points and a stern 'warning' for a post I made soliciting donations for March of Dimes.

I never realized asking for a $5 - $10 donation to support babies was so damn controversial....

You've never been banned, dont try to act like you're rebel and shit. Haha

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

That's better. You are on the path to redemption, still have a little ways to trod though. If you had given Canada a 25% approval rating instead of 50%, you'd have been forgiven for your trespasses by now.

Forgive my mispasses and those who trepassed and have forgoven against us. Lead us into temption and deliver us to evil. For swine is the kingdom, the power, the glory, in bacons name, for ever and ever, amen.

[ASBSECU E93]

anglo

I said I've received ban points (whatever the fuq those are) and a stern warning - never banned.

I'm not enough of an egotistical asshole to care about what others think and get all butt hurt over internet dialogue.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Emphasis on short.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

anglo

I said I've received ban points (whatever the fuq those are) and a stern warning - never banned.

I'm not enough of an egotistical asshole to care about what others think and get all butt hurt over internet dialogue.

You think you're sweet brah?

[Axius]

Whats a penis?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You think you're sweet brah?

I don't have an infractions tab

Does it only appear if you get infraction points? How many till you get a ban?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I don't have an infractions tab

Does it only appear if you get infraction points? How many till you get a ban?

Yeah, the last one I got came with a 30 day ban. Oh well, it was worth it. Lol

[Axius]

Noobs

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Noobs

Come at me

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Emphasis on short.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Come at me

I will do no such thing!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

I will do no such thing!

I might go out on Thursday. Tentative on the weather and what my work schedule will look like on Friday, as always.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I might go out on Thursday. Tentative on the weather and what my work schedule will look like on Friday, as always.

CEO and program manager from our SC aerospace site are gonna be in town Thursday to go over MRO at the plant, so if anything id be down to go out Friday.

Id say this weekend but Sat is a high of 26 and and devil can suck my nutsack before id go outside in that shit.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

CEO and program manager from our SC aerospace site are gonna be in town Thursday to go over MRO at the plant, so if anything id be down to go out Friday.

Id say this weekend but Sat is a high of 26 and and devil can suck my nutsack before id go outside in that shit.

Yeah, my ass will be inside on Saturday.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You think you're sweet brah?