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[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

What's a penis?

It's a dingle dong floppy thing that goes inside a wet ribbed tunnel, ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE.

Sex Ed 101 brah.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Even rock melts in my presence. And white stuff comes out.

(my only excuse for this conversation is that I'm enjoying a rare night completely alone at home. Even the hubby pissed me off enough to get the boot for the night.)

Yes sweetheart I know ,and that sounds like hot lava ! I can make every female squirt (the eruption) but this would cool the lava dick .
Advantage is of course the ultimate non-stop lubrication of both parties
Life is too short so let the fluids just flow anywhere..
In short it's the sex flow..

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's a dingle dong floppy thing that goes inside a wet ribbed tunnel, ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE.

Sex Ed 101 brah.

Only after marriage ?!!
Wiliam are you a priest my friend ?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What? People have let you see their penises?? Teach me your ways!

Anna saw it ,would you love to see it too ?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Only after marriage ?!!
Wiliam are you a priest my friend ?

Did you not take sexual education Belgie? They teach it here in the US, not sure about out there.

Sex before marriage is not a good thing and can give you AIDS or the clap. You must be pure, and your partner must be pure. My teacher described it as you either shop at Gucci or you shop at Salvation Army.

[1MOREMOD]

They have some good stuff at salvation army

[Axius]

That's why I shop there and am not pure. Didn't listen to sex ed. I'm worthless trash now.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Did you not take sexual education Belgie? They teach it here in the US, not sure about out there.

Sex before marriage is not a good thing and can give you AIDS or the clap. You must be pure, and your partner must be pure. My teacher described it as you either shop at Gucci or you shop at Salvation Army.

I depends with who you fuck ...
I started to fuck when I was 16 with nice and clean girls only ,with zero problems !
I confess I was shy at 16 , that's like it was ..Girls are quicker mature than boys and my thing was full of action ...but it was always the girls who said, do it !
Yeah they teach over here as well , but meanwhile I can see they start to fuck while they are only 12-13 !

Actually *Kids fuck kids* and they don't realize what is clean or dirty , they just fuck around with no matter who or what and that means trouble !
Kids fuck kids = And make more kids in trouble !
If you fuck around in the dope area or with WTT (white trailer trash) you are asking about troubles in the danger-zone !
Like I said it depends with who ...And I was and I'm still smart enough to know where to put it in..

Look William I know what you mean , but actully it's BS !
Today I'm still not married and I never will be married , does this means don't fuck Philippe in the last 36 years ?
In short..I don't only pee with my penis William ..but I know how and where .

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I depends with who you fuck ...
I started to fuck when I was 16 with nice and clean girls only ,with zero problems !
I confess I was shy at 16 , that's like it was ..Girls are quicker mature than boys and my thing was full of action ...but it was always the girls who said, do it !
Yeah they teach over here as well , but meanwhile I can see they start to fuck while they are only 12-13 !

Actually *Kids fuck kids* and they don't realize what is clean or dirty , they just fuck around with no matter who or what and that means trouble !
Kids fuck kids = And make more kids in trouble !
If you fuck around in the dope area or with WTT (white trailer trash) you are asking about troubles in the danger-zone !
Like I said it depends with who ...And I was and I'm still smart enough to know where to put it in..

Look William I know what you mean , but actully it's BS !
Today I'm still not married and I never will be married , does this means don't fuck Philippe in the last 36 years ?
In short..I don't only pee with my penis William ..but I know how and where .

Sex education is very, very important, it's either that or chastity belts for men.

Billie was kidding, but we do not need American style teenage pregnancies here. Hell no. I've been having sex since I was 17, and hell no, not always to procreate.

Sex is the best sport in the world. Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sex education is very, very important, it's either that or chastity belts for men.

Billie was kidding, but we do not need American style teenage pregnancies here. Hell no. I've been having sex since I was 17, and hell no, not always to procreate.

Sex is the best sport in the world. Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport!

I know sweetheart . I was 16 and you was 17 , that sounds clean Anna !

It's not only "American" style teenage pregnancies , I can see it over here as well ..
We call it *child mamas* while they are only 12-13, but often the question is...Who and where is the dad , while their tummy is thick again ?
So the child mamas are left alone without dad and money and end up in misery...
It makes me really sad !

Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport ?
Actually yes Anna , but I confess when I have sex I feel like Ambiorix on the battlefield , no fear and ready for action !
Yes actually I'm like a sex conqueror without limits to pleasure the girl or woman in desire...
I confess sometimes I hit my redline as well...
But my speed limiter is removed !

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I depends with who you fuck ...
I started to fuck when I was 16 with nice and clean girls only ,with zero problems !
I confess I was shy at 16 , that's like it was ..Girls are quicker mature than boys and my thing was full of action ...but it was always the girls who said, do it !
Yeah they teach over here as well , but meanwhile I can see they start to fuck while they are only 12-13 !

Actually *Kids fuck kids* and they don't realize what is clean or dirty , they just fuck around with no matter who or what and that means trouble !
Kids fuck kids = And make more kids in trouble !
If you fuck around in the dope area or with WTT (white trailer trash) you are asking about troubles in the danger-zone !
Like I said it depends with who ...And I was and I'm still smart enough to know where to put it in..

Look William I know what you mean , but actully it's BS !
Today I'm still not married and I never will be married , does this means don't fuck Philippe in the last 36 years ?
In short..I don't only pee with my penis William ..but I know how and where .

Well, you've sinned, so that means the underworld for you. Good luck.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, you've sinned, so that means the underworld for you. Good luck.

William , all religions are fairytales ..I thought you was smarter !
Advice :
Fuck as much as possible before your lights go out forever !
Listen to Anna my friend she's the sex expert on this page !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I know sweetheart . I was 16 and you was 17 , that sounds clean Anna !

It's not only "American" style teenage pregnancies , I can see it over here as well ..
We call it *child mamas* while they are only 12-13, but often the question is...Who and where is the dad , while their tummy is thick again ?
So the child mamas are left alone without dad and money and end up in misery...
It makes me really sad !

Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport ?
Actually yes Anna , but I confess when I have sex I feel like Ambiorix on the battlefield , no fear and ready for action !
Yes actually I'm like a sex conqueror without limits to pleasure the girl or woman in desire...
I confess sometimes I hit my redline as well...
But my speed limiter is removed !

Actually, I was sixteen, almost 17.

Seriously? I could be a grandma in a few years there? Epic. Sooooo fucking wrong. I'm all for the long childhood, but since that isn't always an option, I'm a preacher for safe sex. As far as I know, being married is the best method of contraception ever.

We should talk more about your hero and moustaches this one is a downer.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

We should talk more about your hero and moustaches this one is a downer.

But I'm learning so much!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

William , all religions are fairytales ..I thought you was smarter !
Advice :
Fuck as much as possible before your lights go out forever !
Listen to Anna my friend she's the sex expert on this page !

I'll see what a vagina feels like when I get married.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I know sweetheart . I was 16 and you was 17 , that sounds clean Anna !

It's not only "American" style teenage pregnancies , I can see it over here as well ..
We call it *child mamas* while they are only 12-13, but often the question is...Who and where is the dad , while their tummy is thick again ?
So the child mamas are left alone without dad and money and end up in misery...
It makes me really sad !

Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport ?
Actually yes Anna , but I confess when I have sex I feel like Ambiorix on the battlefield , no fear and ready for action !
Yes actually I'm like a sex conqueror without limits to pleasure the girl or woman in desire...
I confess sometimes I hit my redline as well...
But my speed limiter is removed !

Sounds like a walking talking add for impotency drugs...

"When you take Ambiorix (viagra) you will march onto the field ready for battle !!!"

And then they can show a picture of Ambiorix (with another dude next to him because you know, back in those days...)

[Axius]

...., wait..., Ambioricks has been Viagra this whole time?



It all makes sense now.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But I'm learning so much!

You ARE MARRIED!!

Be real, no sex ever again.

Im pretty sure the word means self enflicted (trump spelling, it works) xorrow .

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll see what a vagina feels like when I get married.

Aww baby. I'd marry you for your money any day! As long as we could have sex some times too, even if before the ceremony.

Originally Posted by shoei

Sounds like a walking talking add for impotency drugs...

"When you take Ambiorix (viagra) you will march onto the field ready for battle !!!"

And then they can show a picture of Ambiorix (with another dude next to him because you know, back in those days...)

Don't be a meanie and start texting me again. Hell I never hear from you these days!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

You ARE MARRIED!!

Be real, no sex ever again.

Im pretty sure the word means self enflicted (trump spelling, it works) xorrow .

Yes, but no kids which means sex is a go.

See, kids not married= no problem. Married no kids= no problem. Married with children =

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by shoei

Sounds like a walking talking add for impotency drugs...

"When you take Ambiorix (viagra) you will march onto the field ready for battle !!!"

And then they can show a picture of Ambiorix (with another dude next to him because you know, back in those days...)

He has a sword my friend...Between his legs !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, but no kids which means sex is a go.

See, kids not married= no problem. Married no kids= no problem. Married with children =

I'm pretty sure it's the ring man!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Aww baby. I'd marry you for your money any day! As long as we could have sex some times too, even if before the ceremony.

What are you talking about sweetheart ?
The dude is bankrupt & homeless for the moment !

I'm a selfmade hero and the owner of a sword and an ax !
For the non-believers , please check my avatar ..