What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I require further detail here.

http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki....N.I.S._System

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki....N.I.S._System

This seems to require investing time, energy, and/or vagina in him.

[Mr Tonka]

Next time he tells you a funny (to him) story give him a fake laugh and say that it reminded you of a funny meme you saw. Pull out your phone, text this to him and walk away. Repeat as many times as it takes to get rid of the smell.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

When I was in public accounting, during busy season after all the partners left the office (around 8-8:30pm), we would have a nightly rubber band war. Welts were had, friendships questioned and alliances formed.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I am more senior, and it's already his job to do the miserable, crappy work. The problem is that he's an idiot to begin with - he'll highlight areas where he has questions, and yesterday he had highlighted the dates. I left him a review comment about learning how to use a calendar. No deterrent.

I'm pretty good at figuring people out, at least when I care to. Not sure I've ever based much on racial or gender stereotypes, though. Care to elaborate on what you might do in the current situation? He's white, if that has an impact... Eastern European in origin.

PM'd you - ultimately I'm only guessing at his traits - they're on display for you to see, so you would know. Find the trait and then find a way to use it. Will require some investment of time though, you'll know when you've reached that breakeven point where the investment becomes worth it.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

When I was in public accounting, during busy season after all the partners left the office (around 8-8:30pm), we would have a nightly rubber band war. Welts were had, friendships questioned and alliances formed.

It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This seems to require investing time, energy, and/or vagina in him.

Frankly though, if you were investing the third, let us hope that the first two would come along naturally. If not, there's little worse than that nagging question of "how is this so different from necrophilia" that would likely pop into the guy's mind.

[Joekerr]

Mr Tonka - nice avatar! Just noticed it - where did you get that picture of Biorin?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye.

Sometimes, I would have rather lost an eye than dealt with busy season. Lol

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Frankly though, if you were investing the third, let us hope that the first two would come along naturally. If not, there's little worse than that nagging question of "how is this so different from necrophilia" that would likely pop into the guy's mind.

I thought everyone had the occasional Ted Bundy moment. No? Maybe I'm thinking of Al Bundy.

[UncleWede]

" like, deodorant really, like, works well for, like, most normal people" spews at the next meeting/lunch/date?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Mr Tonka - nice avatar! Just noticed it - where did you get that picture of Biorin?

That's not Biorin because Mr Tonka's Avatar chick pic is red-haired .
I'm sure it's Sara she is born with red hair ..

Amen .

[///M Power-Belgium]

[smoosh]

bout to go in for root canal, crown, and 11 cavity filings...ughhh

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by smoosh

bout to go in for root canal, crown, and 11 cavity filings...ughhh

What the fuck? Have you brushed your teeth since 2003?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Mr Tonka - nice avatar! Just noticed it - where did you get that picture of Biorin?

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showpos...5&postcount=60

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by smoosh

bout to go in for root canal, crown, and 11 cavity filings...ughhh

Stop eating whatever you've been eating?

Dude, that's terrible. How long since you were last at the dentist?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by smoosh

bout to go in for root canal, crown, and 11 cavity filings...ughhh

See ya next Tuesday.

[smoosh]

Lmaoo!!

I have Invisalign so I brush my teeth approximately 8 times a day...

but, my un-American middle eastern ass parents never took me to the dentist...ever...so now I gotta deal with that shit

being 6'6" and very active, I can easily slam 7K calories a day...when I was younger, 5K of those calories came in the form of Reese's cups, snickers, Ben & Jerrys, and Mountain Dew

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Stop eating whatever you've been eating?

Dude, that's terrible. How long since you were last at the dentist?

Apparently genetics plays a role in tooth health. About 10 years ago i went to a husband wife dentist office. They had both been dentist for some time and while the husband had no cavities, issues, etc... the wife while having the same level of oral care, had 2 root canals and 3 cavities during the time they had their practice.

I cracked a tooth a long time ago. Like 13 years or so. Thats why i was at the dentist above but it didn't hurt, so i didn't do anything about it. ....About a year ago i cracked another one an almond. This time i was having sensitivity to hot and cold so i went to a friend i had made who is a dentist. I was sure i'd have several cavities and issues since i hadn't been to the dentist in so many years. He popped crowns on my cracked molars and sent me on my way. Said i had no other issues and that while it wasn't needed, i could get a cleaning if i wanted. Was very surprised because my dad doesn't have good teeth.

Since smoosh revealed the extremely small size of his cawk the other day and still manages to pull down "mad pussy, yo". I'm going to go out on a limb and assume he takes care of his teeth and just suffers from poor genetics. (hence the tiny penis)

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Lmaoo!!

I have Invisalign so I brush my teeth approximately 8 times a day...

but, my un-American middle eastern ass parents never took me to the dentist...ever...so now I gotta deal with that shit

being 6'6" and very active, I can easily slam 7K calories a day...when I was younger, 5K of those calories came in the form of Reese's cups, snickers, Ben & Jerrys, and Mountain Dew

What crook ass dentist gave you invisalign with all those issues?

Do the edges of your molds tear up your tongue? or do you file the edges down?

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

What crook ass dentist gave you invisalign with all those issues?

Do the edges of your molds tear up your tongue? or do you file the edges down?

: he strongly recommended I get the work done before Invisalign...but I said, "look doc, you shit your mother. Now put some damn Invisalign in my GOT DAMN mouth!!"

surprisingly, I've never had an issue with my teeth ever...no pain, no weird sensations, no hot/cold sensitivity...no gum pain, no swelling, nothing...

it must be mostly genetics, my dad and brother's teeth are also garbage cavity-wise, but neither of them have ever felt any kind of pain...

in fact, I still have all my wisdom teeth in and they have plenty of room to move around some more...

oh, and nope, no issue with Invisalign...only issue I had was teeth are super sensitive after switching a tray to a fresh one (due to sudden pressure around teeth)...otherwise, occasionally I'll get very small irritation wounds inside of mouth from plastic rubbing around, but it's not painful/frequent