What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You talkin shit about N/A bimmers brah?

Not all, only my piece of shit N/A womans car bimmer. I have to tuck my wiener between my legs before getting in its such a bitch car. FYI GLBC was closed for a private party tonight, went to Market Brewery. Pretty good, waitress kept flirting with me and another chick kept staring at my tattoos.

Originally Posted by Lups

shit.

K, love ya!

Don't say those words, people will think I'm robbing the honeymoon. I'm just a pool boy!

Originally Posted by shockin330i

Did someone say plasti dip wheels?

Bruh, mine aren't fancy like yours. Just black to hide the brake dust don't feel like cleaning.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Not until you move in.

Pffft, didn't even have to move in, already jerked off like 10 dudes downtown tonight. Not sure how to spend this $10 yet but it's gonna be something fucking sweet!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pffft, didn't even have to move in, already jerked off like 10 dudes downtown tonight. Not sure how to spend this $10 yet but it's gonna be something fucking sweet!

Maple bacon donut!

[nyalpine90]

at least 10inch of white stuff covered the street.
fun getting into work today.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

You do that... And I'll help her kill ya!
Nothing in the world is as good as topless while dying because of your own damn boobs. Even non fat cow produced milk is not that epic.

Haha - I'm sure you would volunteer just for the sheer fun of it, but I'm not sure my wife would need the help. She's very, very good with a knife, I daresay even better than Biorin! Plus she has a very good knowledge of all the points of the human body that bleed out the fastest due to her training.

Then again, Biorin is a ninja.

BTW - I'm happy to proofread the report your kids are doing if it is in English. I won't do the research, but happy to look at the overall report. Let me know and I can send you an email address.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Haha - I'm sure you would volunteer just for the sheer fun of it, but I'm not sure my wife would need the help. She's very, very good with a knife, I daresay even better than Biorin! Plus she has a very good knowledge of all the points of the human body that bleed out the fastest due to her training.

Then again, Biorin is a ninja.

BTW - I'm happy to proofread the report your kids are doing if it is in English. I won't do the research, but happy to look at the overall report. Let me know and I can send you an email address.

She sounds better than me. I'm only familiar with the points that bleed out the most slowly and delay death as long as possible...

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

She sounds better than me. I'm only familiar with the points that bleed out the most slowly and delay death as long as possible...

LOL - she's like your antithesis - she works everyday to save lives. I subscribe to the notion that the pen is mightier than the sword however, in order to make myself feel better about my job.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Americans in Belgium...

No mussles but Brussels

[Joekerr]

Going to the Autoshow in Toronto on the 25th...looking for a new SUV to replace the Land Rover.

It's a good place to just get to sit in all the models in one place without driving around from dealer to dealer.

I think we've narrowed it down (although we'll still look at others if anyone has some good suggestions) to the new models of:
- Ford Explorer
- Honda Pilot
- Nissan Murano

Any other suggestions - must be in or around that price point, looking for a decent amount of room while trying not to go the minivan route in spite of the second kid on the way. Good useable trunk space for the dog and suitcases, and two kids in carseats, and AWD.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

No mussles but Brussels

Have you heard of Carlos Danger?

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Going to the Autoshow in Toronto on the 25th...looking for a new SUV to replace the Land Rover.

It's a good place to just get to sit in all the models in one place without driving around from dealer to dealer.

I think we've narrowed it down (although we'll still look at others if anyone has some good suggestions) to the new models of:
- Ford Explorer
- Honda Pilot
- Nissan Murano

Any other suggestions - must be in or around that price point, looking for a decent amount of room while trying not to go the minivan route in spite of the second kid on the way. Good useable trunk space for the dog and suitcases, and two kids in carseats, and AWD.

X5 stripper

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by anglo

Have you heard of Carlos Danger?

No match for me, and dont dare to ask additionally for Danger Mouse, dude

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by anglo

X5 stripper

I'd like that, but too pricey - after tax, stripped down, it is still $78K.

We are looking to stay under the $50K mark (CAD). Maybe stretch to $55K if we really love the car.

Thanks for the suggestion though, had me wondering if it was in our price range so I did go check it out online.

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'd like that, but too pricey - after tax, stripped down, it is still $78K.

We are looking to stay under the $50K mark (CAD). Maybe stretch to $55K if we really love the car.

Thanks for the suggestion though, had me wondering if it was in our price range so I did go check it out online.

How about a low miles cpo? They look sharp...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'd like that, but too pricey - after tax, stripped down, it is still $78K.

We are looking to stay under the $50K mark (CAD). Maybe stretch to $55K if we really love the car.

Thanks for the suggestion though, had me wondering if it was in our price range so I did go check it out online.

Dont you have an Evoque currently?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Going to the Autoshow in Toronto on the 25th...looking for a new SUV to replace the Land Rover.

It's a good place to just get to sit in all the models in one place without driving around from dealer to dealer.

I think we've narrowed it down (although we'll still look at others if anyone has some good suggestions) to the new models of:
- Ford Explorer
- Honda Pilot
- Nissan Murano

Any other suggestions - must be in or around that price point, looking for a decent amount of room while trying not to go the minivan route in spite of the second kid on the way. Good useable trunk space for the dog and suitcases, and two kids in carseats, and AWD.

Edit: Everyone can eat a bag of dicks, I'm a self admitted Alfa fanboy at this point in time. :

[nyalpine90]

STELVIO!!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Going to the Autoshow in Toronto on the 25th...looking for a new SUV to replace the Land Rover.

It's a good place to just get to sit in all the models in one place without driving around from dealer to dealer.

I think we've narrowed it down (although we'll still look at others if anyone has some good suggestions) to the new models of:
- Ford Explorer
- Honda Pilot
- Nissan Murano

Any other suggestions - must be in or around that price point, looking for a decent amount of room while trying not to go the minivan route in spite of the second kid on the way. Good useable trunk space for the dog and suitcases, and two kids in carseats, and AWD.

Pilot.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Going to the Autoshow in Toronto on the 25th...looking for a new SUV to replace the Land Rover.

It's a good place to just get to sit in all the models in one place without driving around from dealer to dealer.

I think we've narrowed it down (although we'll still look at others if anyone has some good suggestions) to the new models of:
- Ford Explorer
- Honda Pilot
- Nissan Murano

Any other suggestions - must be in or around that price point, looking for a decent amount of room while trying not to go the minivan route in spite of the second kid on the way. Good useable trunk space for the dog and suitcases, and two kids in carseats, and AWD.

As someone with 2 kids and an F80 as her sole car...

Do or do not. There is no try.

[shockin330i]

Stay away from the mini van!!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Going to the Autoshow in Toronto on the 25th...looking for a new SUV to replace the Land Rover.

It's a good place to just get to sit in all the models in one place without driving around from dealer to dealer.

I think we've narrowed it down (although we'll still look at others if anyone has some good suggestions) to the new models of:
- Ford Explorer
- Honda Pilot
- Nissan Murano

Any other suggestions - must be in or around that price point, looking for a decent amount of room while trying not to go the minivan route in spite of the second kid on the way. Good useable trunk space for the dog and suitcases, and two kids in carseats, and AWD.

Don't know what the market is like there, but CPO'd GLs (2013-2014s) are a great buy here right now. They got a lot of space in the trunk with the seats folded down. The 2nd row is spacious. No problem with snow. Comfortable interior and ride.

If you want new, Pilot is the way to go from the 3 you listed. I wouldn't go the for the touring elite; will depreciate down to the EX-L levels in a couple years. Other than that, great car. V6 is nice, interior is nice, and it handles snow nicely.

Minivans don't make sense unless you've got 6 people in your family, or if you're brown.

[ASBSECU E93]

The curse words were plentiful when this happened.....confirmed broken little piggy toe

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

Dont you have an Evoque currently?

No, we did look at one, but missed getting in on a special offer so it became too expensive. We went with the LR2 instead.

Served us reasonably well, though there is a gremlin in the trunk that acts up from time to time preventing the trunk from latching which is annoying. Other than that, no major issues.