What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

That'll solve it...

How about buy a goat to the third world, it saves you from a lot of security threads' and my bitching too you fucktard!

For realz, you're my favorite American.

It's not meant to solve the situation, so much as create some kind of buffer for oneself if crazies get crazy here in the good ol US of A.


How about, I BUY MY OWN FUCKING GOAT. I WANT A GOAT. I SHOULD BUY MY OWN GOAT AND NAME HIM GOAT. SIR GOAT.

And you are my favorite Finn...., Laura is a REALLY close second though.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's not meant to solve the situation, so much as create some kind of buffer for oneself if crazies get crazy here in the good ol US of A.


How about, I BUY MY OWN FUCKING GOAT. I WANT A GOAT. I SHOULD BUY MY OWN GOAT AND NAME HIM GOAT. SIR GOAT.

And you are my favorite Finn...., Laura is a REALLY close second though.

Hahaha, I know babe, but the world is insane now. Please promise me you'll wife my sister (and adopt my dogs with the wiring process) if Russia rhbs us over? The hubby will handle the kids, but kindly marry a hot chick for a bit for me?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by shoei

It is... until you realize who is telling the heart melting story...

very much like the nice man getting kids to come into the back of his van with candy...

Sorry, I was at a rally and they DON'T provide free Wi-Fi.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Sorry, I was at a rally and they DON'T provide free Wi-Fi.

Oh, the humanity... we're literally a third world country now.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Oh, the humanity... we're literally a third world country now.

It wouldn't be prudent, at this juncture, to have Wi-Fi in the van. . . ALLEGEDLY

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

It wouldn't be prudent, at this juncture, to have Wi-Fi in the van. . . ALLEGEDLY

Great. Telling more trade secrets. WTF am I going to do with you?!?!!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Great. Telling more trade secrets. WTF am I going to do with you?!?!!

ALLEGEDLY

[ASBSECU E93]

Sup...? what have I missed??

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Sup...? what have I missed??

Not much.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Sup...? what have I missed??

@shoei died

heart failure...lung cancer as well...poor guy's hip replacements failed, shelf life was well before his expiration date

in his last moments, he told me to confess to his boyfriend, Axius, that he was truly in love with his elderly sweetheart jtodd_fl

may he find peace and eternal rest in flaming gay heaven

[Lups]

Originally Posted by smoosh

@shoei died

heart failure...lung cancer as well...poor guy's hip replacements failed, shelf life was well before his expiration date

in his last moments, he told me to confess to his boyfriend, Axius, that he was truly in love with his elderly sweetheart jtodd_fl

may he find peace and eternal rest in flaming gay heaven

But the funeral was lovely!

I have to say this again: Than fuck it's too icy here, I DONT HAVE TO GO DIE ON CROSSCOUNTRY SKI SHITSHOW!!


Sure, shoei died, and jtodd will only have the memories, but avoiding skiing is far more important!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Lups

But the funeral was lovely!

I have to say this again: Than fuck it's too icy here, I DONT HAVE TO GO DIE ON CROSSCOUNTRY SKI SHITSHOW!!


Sure, shoes died, and jtodd will only have the memories, but avoiding skiing is far more important!

LUPALICIOUS SO DELICIOUS

what's all this skiing hub bub about?!

we going skiing, m'lady???

[Lups]

Originally Posted by smoosh

LUPALICIOUS SO DELICIOUS

what's all this skiing hub bub about?!

we going skiing, m'lady???

Sup smoosh?

my sons school asked us parents to list skills or sports we can help out with. I put down skating, the idiotic running around with a map thing (I forgot the name lol), I even added skydiving to be seen cooler after as told here I have very recent experience in falling down.

The shitty rat had added crosscountry skiing to my list, the damn fucker knows exactly how far I'm willing to go to avoid the bloody sport, lying, cheating, probably even shooting are options I would use or at least consider using yo avoid the fucking sticks in my feet. I have zero patience for the stupid shit (as you may have noticed by now), the last time I had to do it I threw my skiis to a tree.

And the conniving and apparently suicidal fork I married decided to sign me up to instruct kids on how to crosscountry ski. I'm aware my hate towards the sport has reached irrational proportions' BUT I DONT FUCKING CARE! I'm poisoning his morning coffee with laxatives next weekend and then I make him take the kids and dogs for a walk. Revenge will be mine!!

And yes, I'm aware I could find other things to hate too.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sup smoosh?

my sons school asked us parents to list skills or sports we can help out with. I put down skating, the idiotic running around with a map thing (I forgot the name lol), I even added skydiving to be seen cooler after as told here I have very recent experience in falling down.

The shitty rat had added crosscountry skiing to my list, the damn fucker knows exactly how far I'm willing to go to avoid the bloody sport, lying, cheating, probably even shooting are options I would use or at least consider using yo avoid the fucking sticks in my feet. I have zero patience for the stupid shit (as you may have noticed by now), the last time I had to do it I threw my skiis to a tree.

And the conniving and apparently suicidal fork I married decided to sign me up to instruct kids on how to crosscountry ski. I'm aware my hate towards the sport has reached irrational proportions' BUT I DONT FUCKING CARE! I'm poisoning his morning coffee with laxatives next weekend and then I make him take the kids and dogs for a walk. Revenge will be mine!!

And yes, I'm aware I could find other things to hate too.

m'lady, we've been in a cyberspousal relationship for approximately four years now, and I see you haven't changed a bit :

allow smooshy to take care of business...

SOMEONE bout to catch these hands real quick!!!

worst comes to worst...stab em all in the neck with the ski blades...that'll teach them not to fuck with ye

[Lups]

Originally Posted by smoosh

m'lady, we've been in a cyberspousal relationship for approximately four years now, and I see you haven't changed a bit :

allow smooshy to take care of business...

SOMEONE bout to catch these hands real quick!!!

worst comes to worst...stab em all in the neck with the ski blades...that'll teach them not to fuck with ye

Gah, I'm a horrible bitch but this was a mean trick from the hubby!

I just a few days ago wrote to a politics thread I'd rather be killed and watch my kids being killed than kill an innocent to save them. I am pretty much a pacifist but I fantasize about stabbing him with a fork now.

I have issues.



All good?

[Axius]

My boyfriend died? Fuck, it's about time I get all that inheritance.




I GET DAT NEWWW MONEY I GET DAT NEWW MOONNAAYYY WHAT WHAT!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

My boyfriend died? Fuck, it's about time I get all that inheritance.




I GET DAT NEWWW MONEY I GET DAT NEWW MOONNAAYYY WHAT WHAT!

Bacon for you William...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Lups

Gah, I'm a horrible bitch but this was a mean trick from the hubby!

I just a few days ago wrote to a politics thread I'd rather be killed and watch my kids being killed than kill an innocent to save them. I am pretty much a pacifist but I fantasize about stabbing him with a fork now.

I have issues.



All good?

ahh, seems appropriate here to insert the following beautiful and poetic quote from General Mattis:

I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: if you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.



all muy bueno on my end...a little nervous for this military medical exam tomorrow morning...praying to Vishnu/Shiva/Durga/Christ/Allah/Satan/Pablo Escobar that the hoe i raw dogged a few weeks ago, the one who, as I learned the next morning, just got back from a saharan expedition in Africa and "might have touched a bleeding child in show of solidarity" didn't give me AIDS...cause then i'd be more fucked than the hoes who were "caught outside" by the "cash me ousside howbow dah" hoe



other than that, i'm just peachy, thx for asking

[ASBSECU E93]

speaking of funerals....

I attended a funeral for the father of one of my closest friends about a month ago, and this just happened to be my first 'Southern Country' African-American funeral.

When it is my time to leave this earth - THIS is how my service will be!!

Singing for three hours, a little 3 piece band (Keyboards, Base, and Drums).

Think about the scene from the Blues Brothers with James Brown

[Lups]

Originally Posted by smoosh

ahh, seems appropriate here to insert the following beautiful and poetic quote from General Mattis:

I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: if you fuck with me, I'll kill you all.



all muy bueno on my end...a little nervous for this military medical exam tomorrow morning...praying to Vishnu/Shiva/Durga/Christ/Allah/Satan/Pablo Escobar that the hoe i raw dogged a few weeks ago, the one who, as I learned the next morning, just got back from a saharan expedition in Africa and "might have touched a bleeding child in show of solidarity" didn't give me AIDS...cause then i'd be more fucked than the hoes who were "caught outside" by the "cash me ousside howbow dah" hoe



other than that, i'm just peachy, thx for asking

Mattis and I have had the same English teachers clearly. We are like the modern day Shakespeares! (not familiar with his work, but he does contribute good quotes)

As for that rest, that would be horrible! That's not even a cool story to tell after you've shared it (aids). I mean, really?

"I fucked a missionary and now I have AIDS"

If shit hits the fan, I'll help you rewrite that!

You'll be fine, but keep me posted, will ya?

But really. Ill glitter the shit out of the story if needed.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Lups

"I fucked a missionary and now I have AIDS"

Probably only in one position, too.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Probably only in one position, too.

Please. Let him have at lease a piece of dignity!

Smoosh I believe in you!! The lights were on at least!!