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      01-28-2017, 05:43 PM   #45981
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Dude, thats heart melting
It is... until you realize who is telling the heart melting story...

very much like the nice man getting kids to come into the back of his van with candy...
bro don't you get tired of being an asshole?? Lol
I did not realize it is that time of the month again for you where you get ultra sensitive... My bad, Smooshy...
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      01-28-2017, 06:12 PM   #45982
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Dude, thats heart melting
It is... until you realize who is telling the heart melting story...

very much like the nice man getting kids to come into the back of his van with candy...
bro don't you get tired of being an asshole?? Lol
I did not realize it is that time of the month again for you where you get ultra sensitive... My bad, Smooshy...
ah, it IS that time of the month...no wonder I've been eating everything in sight...

white pussy, black pussy, German pussy, meatflap pussy...even Sri Lankan pussy!!!
Well, at least some things never change...
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      01-28-2017, 06:32 PM   #45983
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I downloaded *Hacksaw Ridge* as well and is next on my watch list ..
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      01-28-2017, 11:47 PM   #45984
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      01-29-2017, 12:03 AM   #45985
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      01-29-2017, 12:05 AM   #45986
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      01-29-2017, 12:08 AM   #45987
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      01-29-2017, 12:12 AM   #45988
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Stick?
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      01-29-2017, 12:25 AM   #45990
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      01-29-2017, 01:01 PM   #45992
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It is... until you realize who is telling the heart melting story...

very much like the nice man getting kids to come into the back of his van with candy...
You got NO idea why I was reacting like that!
I'd rescueing either a domestic littly ducky right before she'd starved caused by too weak for the horde at my age of 8. Watched her raise, 'play' with her, going outside, to school...you name it.
Her very very cruel end was preluded by maybe a swallowed wasp or bee and I must watch her die by just choking, waddling around and tilted to the side to end with last convulsions...and starring the whole time at me like a speechless help scream.
I was entirely shocked and stunned and it took weeks and months to fall asleep without having that last picture before my eyes and got some more nightmares.
Right now I got a big clod in my throat and it makes me very sad...
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      01-29-2017, 10:12 PM   #45993
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These protests are kinda getting annoying.

I all with people getting their voices heard and shit. But there are more effective ways of doing so.
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      01-29-2017, 10:44 PM   #45994
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These protests are kinda getting annoying.

I all with people getting their voices heard and shit. But there are more effective ways of doing so.
I hear that nothing gets a group's message heard like mass suicide.
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      01-30-2017, 06:46 AM   #45995
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Haven't watched the news here lately, what happened?
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      01-30-2017, 06:50 AM   #45996
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These protests are kinda getting annoying.

I all with people getting their voices heard and shit. But there are more effective ways of doing so.
Don't worry, soon someone will fuck up even worse. My money is on Putin.

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We are promoting Christian values in a new way. It's working out well for us!

Edit, never mind. Finland is going to win what ever anyone else does.

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      01-30-2017, 07:05 AM   #45997
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We are promoting Christian values in a new way. It's working out well for us!

Edit, never mind. Finland is going to win what ever anyone else does.

Yeah..., I'm just sitting off on the sidelines this time, watching, waiting.
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      01-30-2017, 07:19 AM   #45998
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Yeah..., I'm just sitting off on the sidelines this time, watching, waiting.
Basically, shit hit the fan, us leftie extremists are shitting their pants and righties are crying because they feel like human rights shouldn't matter. Again, all of the world is talking about that, except .... Finland!
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One of our MP's, a leftie btw has bigger issues she wants our parliament to adress. You know, instead of our citizens being discriminated and so on, or the uproar for human rights.

Yup, our parliament will have to listen to a motion about lowering the vat from 24% to 10% on feminine hygiene products.

Sometimes a face palm is not enough. Those moments are painful.
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      01-30-2017, 09:03 AM   #45999
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      01-30-2017, 09:14 AM   #46000
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We are promoting Christian values in a new way. It's working out well for us!

Edit, never mind. Finland is going to win what ever anyone else does.

Do you have a minute or an hour to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
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      01-30-2017, 09:18 AM   #46001
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Do you have a minute or an hour to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Why the heck not, anything new and good from him lately?

The market is coming down so I have nothing but time since the beasts are napping
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Why the heck not, anything new and good from him lately?

The market is coming down so I have nothing but time since the beasts are napping
He said BRB a while back, still waiting to hear back from him.
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