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      01-25-2017, 01:43 PM   #45805
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      01-25-2017, 04:12 PM   #45807
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      01-25-2017, 05:22 PM   #45808
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You look....intense. Are you an intense person Belgie?

In fairness, I did not see your request to post a pic of myself till you mentioned it in another thread and I now see it, now that I've gone back.

Please see below - they created a statue in my likeness.
This means *WAR* between us Canada !
You posted the God damn Caesar for me !
You can better read this my friend ! => https://www.dpreview.com/forums/thread/2671557

Can you see what happens here Canada ?
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      01-25-2017, 05:25 PM   #45809
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      01-25-2017, 05:58 PM   #45810
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I'm originally from metro Detroit, so weather expectations are not high by any means. Just bummed.
No chance of finding a job in NC still?
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      01-25-2017, 06:00 PM   #45811
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But I'm not black
Yeah I saw that...
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      01-25-2017, 06:01 PM   #45812
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      01-25-2017, 06:09 PM   #45813
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lol
I guess Ernie you don't believe me.Think it's normal is this situation...
Fact is that William posted also a pic from *his ID* somewhere under my ID .

BTW ...I still have the link stored !
Need to say William is a cute guy and not a Barbarian like I am .
That's why I know his first name..
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This means *WAR* between us Canada !
You posted the God damn Caesar for me !
Indeed. I do believe Caesar went and kicked Ambi's arse so bad that he crossed the Rhine and was never heard from or seen again.


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You can better read this my friend ! => https://www.dpreview.com/forums/thread/2671557

Can you see what happens here Canada ?
You mean this?
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      01-25-2017, 06:21 PM   #45815
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No chance of finding a job in NC still?
The one company I was hoping to land still hasn't found a territory manager that I would report to and was afraid of letting me loose on something haven't done before. Mind you, did tell them was ready to jump head first and tackle it, didn't take the bait, so this is the next best thing.

Even with staying at the same company, there should be positive changes with the internal advancement as much as Ohio sounds like.... Ohio.
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      01-25-2017, 06:43 PM   #45816
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Indeed. I do believe Caesar went and kicked Ambi's arse so bad that he crossed the Rhine and was never heard from or seen again.

You mean this?
Yeah something like this but with balls !

Ambiorix slaughtered 7,200 Roman war machines ! (actually pussies)
Not bad for a little tribe in Belgica (Belgium)

None of them returned ever to Rome . That's why the Roman homo came back after 2 years with 9 legions or 50,000 Roman suckers because it was required to kick ass over here !

In my nightmares I still see the square Roman formations with the 50,000 and hear the drums from miles away while I wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat with wild eyes standing in the blood !
Because I have it still in my genes ...But probably I'm one of the last.
Later this week more about this in detail (no joke)
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      01-25-2017, 09:08 PM   #45817
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Lups Some random guy from Finland just requested that i add him to my linked in network. Are you talking me up over there or something?

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      01-25-2017, 10:47 PM   #45820
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Lups Some random guy from Finland just requested that i add him to my linked in network. Are you talking me up over there or something?

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You want me yo go hunt him down for poor use of LinkedIn? I can go, I'm clearly bored these days.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      01-25-2017, 11:23 PM   #45821
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You want me yo go hunt him down for poor use of LinkedIn? I can go, I'm clearly bored these days.
Yes, open a can of whoop ass on him.
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      01-25-2017, 11:28 PM   #45822
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Yes, open a can of whoop ass on him.
But I prefer carton based solutions. I find cans wasteful.

We need an environmentally friendly solution for whoop ass logistics.
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But I prefer carton based solutions. I find cans wasteful.

We need an environmentally friendly solution for whoop ass logistics.
Fine, open a case. But you better not waste any!
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Fine, open a case. But you better not waste any!
You will never hear from him again, mr Tonka. Some say the a case of whoop ass is 15% more whoopy and 7% less wasted ass in it. We can ask mr Mika Ahonen to confirm this after he has recovered from his encounter.

I do hope he will never get injured. I can totally see our cops scratching their heads while poor Lupsie tries to explain to them I'm not in the business of harming LinkedIn users.

"but sir, you realize the post was written to endorse better logistic solutions, not to endorse violence?"

If you don't hear from me for four days, it means I've been sent to serve the maximum penalty. I'll be out in a week (minus weekend)
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      01-26-2017, 03:36 AM   #45825
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Lups, you are soo environment related, if you would ever die (and no one would wish that!), we would wait until you're stiff and then mounting some handles direct on your cold body. That saves some litter and is good for the environment, but the steel screws
That was dark, wasnt it?
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