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      08-31-2015, 03:49 PM   #4555
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I think we have a foot and leg fetish in this forum lol

Personally, I don't (especially foot), but your fanboys do.
Thesedays, the darn OT is so slow that I will take any selfies.

Last night, I actually spent more time on DIY section than OT.
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Foot and leg fetish? Cocaine? Smoking? Gambling? Collecting random women from the internet?
Third one. Ugh!!!

I had no idea, he smells amazing, his house is spotless and you can't smell it at all. There are no ashtrays anywhere no evidence. Then we got to dinner and he stops to light one up. I was like "uh you didn't mention that little detail to me!" He's going to have to quit before I'll marry him.
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Third one. Ugh!!!

I had no idea, he smells amazing, his house is spotless and you can't smell it at all. There are no ashtrays anywhere no evidence. Then we got to dinner and he stops to light one up. I was like "uh you didn't mention that little detail to me!" He's going to have to quit before I'll marry him.
WOW,. that would be faster than Southern traditional SHOTGUN WEDDING!
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Third one. Ugh!!!

He's going to have to quit before I'll marry him.
Got news for you...start looking


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his house is emasculate
Wow. Remind me never to go to his house
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WOW,. that would be faster than Southern traditional SHOTGUN WEDDING!
Me? Shotgun wedding? Have you lost your marbles?
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Wow. Remind me never to go to his house
iPhone used the wrong word!
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iPhone used the wrong word!
Relax chickysnack Just messin...
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Wow. Remind me never to go to his house
You are so realistic. I like that about you sir.
Cigarette smokers hate when gf trying to have him quit.


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Me? Shotgun wedding? Have you lost your marbles?
I was just comparing the speed of "shotgun wedding" to your future wedding.

Your wedding is more like Tomahawk cruise missile wedding. (in terms of velocity of progress)
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No but seriously this is who I'm supposed to be with. Im sure of it.
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You are so realistic. I like that about you sir.
Cigarette smokers hate when gf trying to have him quit.




I was just comparing the speed of "shotgun wedding" to your future wedding.

Your wedding is more like Tomahawk cruise missile wedding. (in terms of velocity of progress)
You're all invited.
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No but seriously this is who I'm supposed to be with. Im sure of it.
Except for the smoking part.

You're in for a huge disappointment once the novelty of the first date/honeymoon/sex is over. Bookmark this post and let me know how it works out for you.
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You're all invited.
Thanks!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Would it be a persian theme? or traditional southern theme?
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I just need to fine tune him. No more smoking, no taking longer than me to get ready, he wears flip flops in his house, he won't let his feet touch the floor, he has patio flip flops, kitchen flip flops, bathroom flip flops, lol I just walk around the palace, I mean house barefoot. I'm country!
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Cigarette smokers hate when gf trying to have him quit.
Ding ding ding...winner! Either accept them or not, but changing them?
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Ding ding ding...winner! Either accept them or not, but changing them?
I would have to say, IF Sara504 convince the Persian prince to smoke vapor, she did good.
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That's all for now guys. Need to get some food. Xoxo everyone and again HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr. 92 Million!!
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He's the man of my dreams. But there's a vice he has that he failed to mention to me....
He's a terrorist?
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He's a terrorist?
I don't even know I should laugh or should say "it is not appropriate comment," with all the PCness.
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Pro tip...keep a bottle of water and old face/hand towels in the trunk. Bird droppings, especially exposed to the kind of heat we've been having will guarantee etched paint in as little as a few minutes.

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He's a terrorist?
Probably not. The Persians I've met and know in this area are nothing at all like the caricatures of middle easterners we think about in the media or pop culture. Like most of us, they're interested in their families, practicing their religion, and making a buck.

In my AO (and up to LA), they have more in common with the Shahs of Sunset than with ISIS. Lots of disposable income and generally speaking, good solid folks.
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