What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Joekerr · 01-17-2017, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Who are you giving blown jobs?

I feel like this post was prompted by more than idle curiosity.

Get in line behind Betty White 1MOREMOD then I guess. Pretty short line just the two of you though.

Axius · 01-17-2017, 01:26 PM

Short line, but I tell you what, that woman has the stamina of a seasoned veteran. It's been 24 hours now and she's barely flinched.

Joekerr · 01-17-2017, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Short line, but I tell you what, that woman has the stamina of a seasoned veteran. It's been 24 hours now and she's barely flinched.

Given who's waiting behind, if I were you, I'd be praying her stamina continues to hold.

At least till he gets distracted by bacon or guns.

1MOREMOD · 01-17-2017, 03:12 PM

Wtf he's the fool talking about giving blow jobs and I get flamed, ban

Axius · 01-17-2017, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Given who's waiting behind, if I were you, I'd be praying her stamina continues to hold.

At least till he gets distracted by bacon or guns.

I expect her to pass this year and everyone will go "OMG 2017 was the worst, it took Betty White, ugh my life is over she was too young to die smh fml omg #BWwemiss you"

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wtf he's the fool talking about giving blow jobs and I get flamed, ban

its Betty White bro. Stop being such a flamer.

Joekerr · 01-18-2017, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wtf he's the fool talking about giving blow jobs and I get flamed, ban

It's a life lesson. Specifically, that life is not fair.

1MOREMOD · 01-18-2017, 08:36 AM

Crazy day yesterday. Worked my 8 hrs and started home over Snoqualmie pass. Got over the top and passed closed less than 2 miles ahead of me due to slide. Was crappy going getting there. Turned around and drove wrong way on i90 rather than sit. Crossed blewitt pass still 20 degrees and freezing rain. And the over stevens dumping snow the whole way. 7 hr drive time and 3 passes .ade for a 18 hr day

///M Power-Belgium · 01-18-2017, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

It's a life lesson. Specifically, that life is not fair.

While I want to post in the last 2-3 days I get often the message => *Database Error* from Bimmerpost ..
Do you guys have the same problem ?

Axius · 01-18-2017, 08:53 AM

Is it Friday yet?

MKSixer · 01-18-2017, 09:37 AM

WTF happened here?!?!!

I turn my attention to work issues and this thread blows up. Axius and 1MOREMOD , leave Betty White alone because her jaw must be sore by now. That's a lot of bj's over the near century.

I am invoking Shadow Government Edict #1: Whenever crap gets weird, invade another country. Pick one and send the troops in. Let's git 'er done.

Makin' 'Murica 'Mazin - One invasion at a time.

Axius · 01-18-2017, 09:59 AM

Can we invade Trinidad and Tobago first? I'd really like to own that property just because of how cool the name is.

Aatish · 01-18-2017, 11:46 AM

Phil Jackson or Pat Riley?

UncleWede · 01-18-2017, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Can we invade Trinidad and Tobago first? I'd really like to own that property just because of how cool the name is.

He said ONE country to invade. Which one do you want, Trinidad, or Tobago?

Axius · 01-18-2017, 01:03 PM

Well, he said whenever shit gets weird we can invade another, so we'll start with Tobago and work our way backwards.

Biorin · 01-18-2017, 01:42 PM

I am so bored. How long do I have to own my car before it's not too soon to do paint correction? I was the victim of a horrible car wash, and there are swirls for days. Foooorrrr daaayyyyssss.

///M Power-Belgium · 01-18-2017, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I am so bored. How long do I have to own my car before it's not too soon to do paint correction? I was the victim of a horrible car wash, and there are swirls for days. Foooorrrr daaayyyyssss.

Nice to hear you are bored Biorin . Boring = time , so now you have the time to polish on your swirls ..
Advice: Car wash sucks for your paint => Hand wash rules , with the 2 bucket method !

Tell me....Can you finally handle the stick ?

Axius · 01-18-2017, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I am so bored. How long do I have to own my car before it's not too soon to do paint correction? I was the victim of a horrible car wash, and there are swirls for days. Foooorrrr daaayyyyssss.

Have a traveling detailer come out and buff her up.

Also..., why did you go to a car wash that would leave swirls! Bad! BAD BAD BAD!

Biorin · 01-18-2017, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Nice to hear you are bored Biorin . Boring = time , so now you have the time to polish on your swirls ..
Advice: Car wash sucks for your paint => Hand wash rules , with the 2 bucket method !

Tell me....Can you finally handle the stick ?

Just waiting to handle yours, Phil.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Have a traveling detailer come out and buff her up.

Also..., why did you go to a car wash that would leave swirls! Bad! BAD BAD BAD!

I went to a reputable place that offers machine or hand wash. Got hand wash. Snuck around back to observe - dude had a fucking BRUSH and then dried it with BATH TOWELS. I just die.

nyalpine90 · 01-18-2017, 02:03 PM

i wonder how many times the fool drop the towel, picked it up and kept drying smh

Mr Tonka · 01-18-2017, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Just waiting to handle yours, Phil.

I went to a reputable place that offers machine or hand wash. Got hand wash. Snuck around back to observe - dude had a fucking BRUSH and then dried it with BATH TOWELS. I just die.

Seriously. Go buy a step stool and wash the car yourself!

Biorin · 01-18-2017, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Just waiting to handle yours, Phil.

I went to a reputable place that offers machine or hand wash. Got hand wash. Snuck around back to observe - dude had a fucking BRUSH and then dried it with BATH TOWELS. I just die.

Seriously. Go buy a step stool and wash the car yourself!

You try washing your shit when it's 7 degrees out!

Aatish · 01-18-2017, 02:18 PM

Just enough to make it through the tire.

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