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      08-31-2015, 02:30 AM   #4511
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she drove really slowly so I could keep up with the fucking jeep I love so much
Yeah, jeez, the ridiculous things I have to do for you! Ugh.
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      08-31-2015, 02:31 AM   #4512
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Well, it's really cool to know her. Our weekend was a complete fuckup thanks to me, but she was really good about that too again. Then today on our way to the beach she drove really slowly so I could keep up with the fucking jeep I love so much.

With friends like hers, making enemies is boring.
that was awfully considerate of Tara...I would have taken the Top Gear approach to your automobile situation and left you to your own devices
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      08-31-2015, 02:31 AM   #4513
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Good catch Tara.

Had I not kept reading through- I would have made it my sole mission to ravage Anna the moment i landed in Seattle next month
I'll take you out for a pint for offending you with the dog thing earlier, but I'm kinda taken so you'd be kissing the floor instead of my ass if you tried anything.

It's just me, I'm extra weird and since no driving songs have been recorded, I can't even go all fan girl on you as I did with Danzig
You better pray there is no piano at the bar we go to.

If so- don't even bother wearing panties
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      08-31-2015, 02:36 AM   #4514
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Yeah, jeez, the ridiculous things I have to do for you! Ugh.
You stole my hat!!

If we weren't friends, and if I wasn't able to remember leaving it in the kitchen, we'd be at war by now you hat stealer!
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      08-31-2015, 02:37 AM   #4515
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Btw, sorry Lups.

There's this new sense of confidence now being back in the M club. So while yes, your rear is very nice (.say it like borat) it's simply the M douche talking.
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      08-31-2015, 02:39 AM   #4516
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Btw, sorry Lups.

There's this new sense of confidence now being back in the M club. So while yes, your rear is very nice (.say it like borat) it's simply the M douche talking.
Dude it's all good. I'll still take you out for that pint.
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      08-31-2015, 02:41 AM   #4517
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Btw, sorry Lups.

There's this new sense of confidence now being back in the M club. So while yes, your rear is very nice (.say it like borat) it's simply the M douche talking.
Dude it's all good. I'll still take you out for that pint.
Alllllll part of my master plan
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that was awfully considerate of Tara...I would have taken the Top Gear approach to your automobile situation and left you to your own devices
I had the fishing gear in my trunk. She didn't dare.

Seriously, we had sooooo much fun, it was hilarious half a weekend.
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      08-31-2015, 07:08 AM   #4519
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I had the fishing gear in my trunk. She didn't dare.

Seriously, we had sooooo much fun, it was hilarious half a weekend.
And ?
Where are all the pics of the trouts ?
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      08-31-2015, 09:59 AM   #4520
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Heard from Sara that she's alive and has been busy. She will post when she has time.
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      08-31-2015, 10:13 AM   #4521
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And ?
Where are all the pics of the trouts ?
I'll get you some from my local grocery store later.
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      08-31-2015, 10:37 AM   #4522
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....so, it would appear that Sara504 and I share something in common....our birthdays are 1 day apart...

...I had a big bash this weekend to celebrate as well!!
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      08-31-2015, 10:39 AM   #4523
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Still recovering from this weekend is see...
Happy Birthday big guy
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      08-31-2015, 10:40 AM   #4524
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Sorry, I'm officially single single.

I'm going to get soooo much pussy it's not even fair to my dick
congrats on picking up the new ride!

on a side note, i wonder what percentage of people outside of car enthusiasts know the difference between a 328 and an m6.
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YIf so- don't even bother wearing panties
Nice avatar Speaking of no panties, when's the shoot?
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Haha yeah I'd never buy one but when I put on Lups' for the pic, I thought, damn this is comfortable!
I wore hers before, and it makes it really cool during hours and hours outside on a direct sunlight. I believe C5driver saw my picture on that same hat manhandling MissSako.
MissSako is pretty
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Sorry, I'm officially single single.

I'm going to get soooo much pussy it's not even fair to my dick
congrats on picking up the new ride!

on a side note, i wonder what percentage of people outside of car enthusiasts know the difference between a 328 and an m6.
Not sure, but after a canyon run this weekend, a group of 4 dreadlocked crotch rocketeers kept looking back, then waved me ahead, only to blow by and throw thumbs up
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Not sure, but after a canyon run this weekend, a group of 4 dreadlocked crotch rocketeers kept looking back, then waved me ahead, only to blow by and throw thumbs up
sounds like a good time!

although, i assume people on a canyon run are more likely to fall into the auto enthusiasts category.
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sounds like a good time!

although, i assume people on a canyon run are more likely to fall into the auto enthusiasts category.
The section of Mulholland called The Snake is well known to bikers!



The F8x crowd:





Oh look...an F13

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      08-31-2015, 01:03 PM   #4530
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Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TYVM

Another strange fact.....my parents birthday's are exactly 10 years and one day apart....
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Thank you Sir!!! Looks like your weekend was fantastic!!!
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Lol, no way (except my awesome Danzig shirt) anyone can pick me up from a lineup from those so they are fine. Besides, my image as a hairy man I solid, nobody truly believes I'm in those shots.
Correct that person looks as if they showered Litos2!
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