What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[08njSTEP]

Stripping AND whoring. Double down.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

So it finally happened. Losing my position here at the plant.

Time to sell everything and be a mountain man. Discovery channel will find you and make a show about you. Eventually you will have your picture on a box of Winchester .22lr saying your catch phrase.

I'll leave you to come up with a worthy catch phrase. "Hookers and blow" won't work.

Srs, better things only come with change.

[1MOREMOD]

What happened to sweaty balls thread, I have a submission

[Nkc]

Sorry to hear Billy boy. Hang in there. Sometimes these things happen for a great reason.

[UncleWede]

Axius for President: I thought you would have to get rid of all your "holdings" anyways, no?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Time to sell everything and be a mountain man. Discovery channel will find you and make a show about you. Eventually you will have your picture on a box of Winchester .22lr saying your catch phrase.

I'll leave you to come up with a worthy catch phrase. "Hookers and blow" won't work.

Srs, better things only come with change.

One week from now: "Well guys, still no job and now I'm on backpage."

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey Axius - more time for goats and donkeys...?

Chin up - expand your search area and re-invent yourself.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Time to sell everything and be a mountain man. Discovery channel will find you and make a show about you. Eventually you will have your picture on a box of Winchester .22lr saying your catch phrase.

I'll leave you to come up with a worthy catch phrase. "Hookers and blow" won't work.

Srs, better things only come with change.

Ha! Being a mountain man would be awesome, unfortunately a love of "things" makes me question the feasibility of a life in the wild.


Appreciate the kind words everyone, this place has been draining the life out of me, and the way they are running the company I'd be surprised if they can even keep the doors open, so in a way it's kind of an easy way out to hopefully something better.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Get back to the stripping gig?

I'm getting fat, don't think I'd fare well against the current competition.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Axius for President: I thought you would have to get rid of all your "holdings" anyways, no?

NEVER!

Originally Posted by silvergray545

One week from now: "Well guys, still no job and now I'm on backpage."

Pfffft, already on backpage fool!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pfffft, already on backpage fool!

Business must be good considering the Scaglietti

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Business must be good considering the Scaglietti

Managed to find a couple black panthers that have skin loose as a wizards sleeve that enjoy my youthful company.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Managed to find a couple black panthers that have skin loose as a wizards sleeve that enjoy my youthful company.

Plot twist: Ax really has two sugar mamas and the Scag is actually his.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Plot twist: Ax really has two sugar mamas and the Scag is actually his.

The Scag is actually mine, and like my penis it is 1/10th scale.

[1MOREMOD]

Finally shot again today, only rounds that hit paper skipped off floor or wall first

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Finally shot again today, only rounds that hit paper skipped off floor or wall first

Sounds like when I play pool or bowl, regardless of alcohol consumption.

[08njSTEP]

Bounce shots count almost as much as direct shots. Its better if you scream,"dance fool, DANCE!" with the bounce shots.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

But strictly to Saras legs

Agreed !

[1MOREMOD]

I usually go with yippie kaiyay motherfucker

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I usually go with yippie kaiyay motherfucker

Die hard bro ?

[///M Power-Belgium]

From the Belgian weather prediction for next weekend..

Freeze temps with *Thundersnow* ?!?! WTF ?
A thunderstorm with freeze temps including thunder and lightning while it snows...
I never heard or saw Thundersnow before in my life and we expect 20 cm snow ...
What the fuck is this shit ?

One thing is for sure my little beast ( my MINI ) will beat the whole shit as usual !
Driver skills are required as well !

*AMEN*

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

From the Belgian weather prediction for next weekend..

Freeze temps with *Thundersnow* ?!?! WTF ?
A thunderstorm with freeze temps including thunder and lightning while it snows...
I never heard or saw Thundersnow before in my life and we expect 20 cm snow ...
What the fuck is this shit ?

One thing is for sure my little beast ( my MINI ) will beat the whole shit as usual !
Driver skills are required as well !

*AMEN*

This sounds fucking awesome. THUNDERSNOW. I think I've found my new username for... everything.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This sounds fucking awesome. THUNDERSNOW. I think I've found my new username for... everything.

We had thunder/lightning during a couple blizzards.....some freaky shit to hear that when its eerily quiet compared to a rain storm.