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      08-31-2015, 12:50 AM   #4489
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Like eating a whole jalapeņo!

Take it all Tara...Take it all Sorry - my mind went to the bad place...my bad

Lups told me I could handle it, but it made my mouth burn
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I'm kinda sad all the imaginary talk is over.

Should I order another car simply to start it up again? How about a matching frozen black m4 with white interior?
I will not believe you have one until the epic, bimmerpost front page making getaway drive.

Get the M4 with a manageable paint and interior and boost it up and lets use that when the sil comes again.
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      08-31-2015, 12:52 AM   #4491
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I'm old enough to remember the gas crisis, but I was not old enough to vote in Reagan election (either of them)....
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Happy Birthday Rob!


I'm kinda sad all the imaginary talk is over.

Should I order another car simply to start it up again? How about a matching frozen black m4 with white interior?
I will not believe you have one until the epic, bimmerpost front page making getaway drive.

Get the M4 with a manageable paint and interior and boost it up and lets use that when the sil comes again.
I just absolutely love the frozen paints. It's well worth the 5k- I'd even go frozen pink before going metallic again!

And when does she come back? How about a frozen white? It's more subtle then the blacks, the Reds and the silvers.

Feel free to slap my hand away if it begins to get to close to your butt on the get away trip to Mexico
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      08-31-2015, 12:54 AM   #4493
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I'm old enough to remember the gas crisis, but I was not old enough to vote in Reagan election (either of them)....
I guess you are about my age. I couldn't vote for 92 election.
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Lups told me I could handle it, but it made my mouth burn
Hottest pepper (according to Guinness) is the Carolina Ghost Pepper....you and Lups come get some of that bad boy
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I guess you are about my age. I couldn't vote for 92 election.
I'm a little older - but not much
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I just absolutely love the frozen paints. It's well worth the 5k- I'd even go frozen pink before going metallic again!

And when does she come back? How about a frozen white? It's more subtle then the blacks, the Reds and the silvers.

Feel free to slap my hand away if it begins to get to close to your butt on the get away trip to Mexico
Hahaha, I eat boys like you for breakfast. We'll be fine.

It was the pants. They are like four sizes too big men's pants, my man pants I call them. Tara kept laughing at them
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      08-31-2015, 01:39 AM   #4497
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Happy Birthday Rob!


I'm kinda sad all the imaginary talk is over.

Should I order another car simply to start it up again? How about a matching frozen black m4 with white interior?
It's i8 time.
Nah, after test driving the i8- no lie, I was so turned off- it was easy to get over the "wow factor" of the doors.

I would rather honestly order an m4 before an i8 any day. I had soooooo much more fun on that test drive.
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I just absolutely love the frozen paints. It's well worth the 5k- I'd even go frozen pink before going metallic again!

And when does she come back? How about a frozen white? It's more subtle then the blacks, the Reds and the silvers.

Feel free to slap my hand away if it begins to get to close to your butt on the get away trip to Mexico
Hahaha, I eat boys like you for breakfast. We'll be fine.

It was the pants. They are like four sizes too big men's pants, my man pants I call them. Tara kept laughing at them
for the sake of science, this calls for a test made by my hands to verify if indeed- it were the pants. Or if indeed, you've got some asth-ma.
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for the sake of science, this calls for a test made by my hands to verify if indeed- it were the pants. Or if indeed, you've got some asth-ma.
Well, skaters do have that.

I'm running my scientific experiment now in the f8x forum.
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for the sake of science, this calls for a test made by my hands to verify if indeed- it were the pants. Or if indeed, you've got some asth-ma.
Well, skaters do have that.

I'm running my scientific experiment now in the f8x forum.
I'm scared to go in there when I'm not wearing my big boy pants.

Right now, I'm in my boxer briefs :
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I'm scared to go in there when I'm not wearing my big boy pants.

Right now, I'm in my boxer briefs :
It's okay. I'm just testing the ban hammer again there. It won't scar you like my last attempt to get the damn thing to work
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I'm scared to go in there when I'm not wearing my big boy pants.

Right now, I'm in my boxer briefs :
It's okay. I'm just testing the ban hammer again there. It won't scar you like my Las attempt to get the damn thing to work
Noooo, if you get banned- get banned for posting nude selfies of you and Tara at least
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Noooo, if you get banned- get banned for posting nude selfies of you and Tara at least
Since we talked about cars and guys all night, it was quite clear we both are straight. My bf asked for photo just when Tara was laughing at my feet so the pic had to be taken (and sadly posted too) but that was all the nudity involved.

I know, pathetic.
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Noooo, if you get banned- get banned for posting nude selfies of you and Tara at least
Since we talked about cars and guys all night, it was quite clear we both are straight. My bf asked for photo just when Tara was laughing at my feet so the pic had to be taken (and sadly posted too) but that was all the nudity involved.

I know, pathetic.
Uh, BF means boyfriend. Let's not give Sugarskulls hope. You mean BFF.
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Uh, BF means boyfriend. Let's not give Sugarskulls hope. You mean BFF.
Oh come on, that's just fucking with my bad language.

Yeah, best friend. He kinda enjoyed seeing me hanging out with a female since that never happens. He's now big on Tara fan club
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Uh, BF means boyfriend. Let's not give Sugarskulls hope. You mean BFF.
Oh come on, that's just fucking with my bad language.

Yeah, best friend. He kinda enjoyed seeing me hanging out with a female since that never happens. He's now big on Tara fan club
Good catch Tara.

Had I not kept reading through- I would have made it my sole mission to ravage Anna the moment i landed in Seattle next month
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Oh come on, that's just fucking with my bad language.

Yeah, best friend. He kinda enjoyed seeing me hanging out with a female since that never happens. He's now big on Tara fan club
...aren't we all Lups
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Yeah, best friend. He kinda enjoyed seeing me hanging out with a female since that never happens. He's now big on Tara fan club
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Well, it's really cool to know her. Our weekend was a complete fuckup thanks to me, but she was really good about that too again. Then today on our way to the beach she drove really slowly so I could keep up with the fucking jeep I love so much.

With friends like hers, making enemies is boring.
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Good catch Tara.

Had I not kept reading through- I would have made it my sole mission to ravage Anna the moment i landed in Seattle next month
I'll take you out for a pint for offending you with the dog thing earlier, but I'm kinda taken so you'd be kissing the floor instead of my ass if you tried anything.

It's just me, I'm extra weird and since no driving songs have been recorded, I can't even go all fan girl on you as I did with Danzig
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