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      01-06-2017, 10:10 AM   #44749
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Are you Dr. Phil? I've been waiting for you to join OT for a long time, sir.
Free consultations with down payment of Kraken rum. Man, that stuff is great value for the quality.

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Want to get rid of hair on your balls the easiest way possible? Nair, that stuff is magic.
I love that stuff. I honestly never shaved with a razor after discovering it.


Only thing is, it burns the butthole sometimes, if too near to the vicinity of the actual opening. But the ass hair traps too much smell anyway, so it's a small price to pay when you're as hairy as I am.


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Free consultations with down payment of Kraken rum. Man, that stuff is great value for the quality.



I love that stuff. I honestly never shaved with a razor after discovering it.


Only thing is, it burns the butthole sometimes, if too near to the vicinity of the actual opening. But the ass hair traps too much smell anyway, so it's a small price to pay when you're as hairy as I am.


Yeah, I don't care. Call me what you want.
Yeah...this makes sense .
BTW....Who the fuck are you my friend ?
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      01-06-2017, 10:16 AM   #44751
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You just said you "what hair" and now you say you're hairy.


Release your actual identity person from the past. Nobody comes into OT without having been in OT before. Nobody is actually that stupid.
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      01-06-2017, 10:21 AM   #44752
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Yeah...this makes sense .
BTW....Who the fuck are you my friend ?
Hi! I'm new here. How are you?

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You just said you "what hair" and now you say you're hairy.


Release your actual identity person from the past. Nobody comes into OT without having been in OT before. Nobody is actually that stupid.
It's pubes man. Like I don't have hair on my head. But I'm a hairy person (arms, legs, ass, etc).


And it's me, billup.
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      01-06-2017, 10:23 AM   #44753
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Are you Dr. Phil? I've been waiting for you to join OT for a long time, sir.
Yes William I am Dr. Phil , but my function is different .
One thing is fore sure ...The Dr Phil with less hair than I have , has more bucks than I have .
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      01-06-2017, 10:48 AM   #44754
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It's pubes man. Like I don't have hair on my head. But I'm a hairy person (arms, legs, ass, etc).


And it's me, billup.
HA! You'll never be .0004057834578902374% of the man Billup is.

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Yes William I am Dr. Phil , but my function is different .
One thing is fore sure ...The Dr Phil with less hair than I have , has more bucks than I have .
Dr. McPervymammograms?
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But I am obviously a woman.
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You look like fiddy scent.
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      01-06-2017, 10:53 AM   #44757
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But I am obviously a woman.
Wanksta.
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      01-06-2017, 10:55 AM   #44758
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I have a titty sense.



BUT U NEVA POP NUN.
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      01-06-2017, 10:57 AM   #44759
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Wanksta.
I believe that you should get the car, and sell me the E46, yes. I never wrote back to your text, I just realized. But yes. I will come up there and drive it back should you ever (never) sell it. Also, brb going to watch the exhaust video again.
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      01-06-2017, 11:07 AM   #44760
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I have a titty sense.



BUT U NEVA POP NUN.
AND IF YOU PLAY WITH MY PAPER YOU GON MEET MY BERETTA

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I believe that you should get the car, and sell me the E46, yes. I never wrote back to your text, I just realized. But yes. I will come up there and drive it back should you ever (never) sell it. Also, brb going to watch the exhaust video again.
Friends text friends back. Just saying.

You want the E46? I'll give you a good price on it. Probably one of the few people I'd sell it to.
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      01-06-2017, 11:09 AM   #44761
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Friends text friends back. Just saying.

You want the E46? I'll give you a good price on it. Probably one of the few people I'd sell it to.
HAHAHAHAHA dude I actually LOL'ed because the song started playing in my head smh.

And I would really be interested, I know you're not interested in parting anytime soon, but when you consider it definitely let me know. Will see how things are looking. That car is fantastic.
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      01-06-2017, 11:18 AM   #44762
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HAHAHAHAHA dude I actually LOL'ed because the song started playing in my head smh.

And I would really be interested, I know you're not interested in parting anytime soon, but when you consider it definitely let me know. Will see how things are looking. That car is fantastic.
Haha in the summer, I was driving around in the roadster with the top down listening to that song. It was the funniest thing ever.

The sooner you want it, the sooner it will start saving me money. I've been looking at CSL airboxes and Schrick cams.

Did I send this to you? Can't remember. Just posted it a couple days ago.
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Hi! I'm new here. How are you?


Yeah I saw you're new here in the Twilight-zone ,saw you have only a few post numbers.

How I am ? I'm fine , thank you my friend !

Advice: I really hope your balls are big enough to handle the whole dirty shit on here ...
I actually have balls like the size of *Ambiorix* , that's why I can handle all the American suckers on here ..
Need to say some are really cute as well ..
Think that's pretty strong for a fool (Philippe) from Belgium .
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      01-06-2017, 11:26 AM   #44764
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HAHAHAHAHA dude I actually LOL'ed because the song started playing in my head smh.
I jumped on YouTube to listen to that song and this was the next recommended song. LMAO I'm not even mad though.



YOU SEE MY GRANDMAMA HATE IT BUT MY LIL MAMA LOVE IT
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      01-06-2017, 11:28 AM   #44765
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Haha in the summer, I was driving around in the roadster with the top down listening to that song. It was the funniest thing ever.

The sooner you want it, the sooner it will start saving me money. I've been looking at CSL airboxes and Schrick cams.

Did I send this to you? Can't remember. Just posted it a couple days ago.
I bet they thought you were hardcore, eh?

Ahhh. So loud. No you never sent it. The YT vid of the exhaust is still the best thing you've ever sent me, though. Aside from all the bad Tinder joints.
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Did you get banned...again??

Why do I always miss the good stuff...the stuff people say / do to get banned? I'm guessing whatever it is is already cleaned up.
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I bet they thought you were hardcore, eh?

Ahhh. So loud. No you never sent it. The YT vid of the exhaust is still the best thing you've ever sent me, though. Aside from all the bad Tinder joints.
Hahaha I have no idea. It's hilarious though. You can't hate that car or anyone in it. People love it.

I'm going to have to make another video just for you. You're like my number one fan. Haha glad you like the video man!
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Yeah I saw you're new here in the Twilight-zone ,saw you have only a few post numbers.

How I am ? I'm fine , thank you my friend !

Advice: I really hope your balls are big enough to handle the whole dirty shit on here ...
I actually have balls like the size of *Ambiorix* , that's why I can handle all the American suckers on here ..
Need to say some are really cute as well ..
Think that's pretty strong for a fool (Philippe) from Belgium .
Nice to meet you, Philippe! How ironic, that is my name, too! Although it is spelled a bit different: Fylipi (the final "I" is silent, it is part of my Scottish heritage).

Who are the cute ones? Are there women on here?

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Did you get banned...again??

Why do I always miss the good stuff...the stuff people say / do to get banned? I'm guessing whatever it is is already cleaned up.
LOL, never venture into the political sub-forum. If you do, just know that whatever you say can and will be used against you, while the true culprits remain.


That's all I'm going to say.
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Is that you ponyboy?
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