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      01-01-2017, 04:21 PM   #44661
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      01-02-2017, 08:35 AM   #44664
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I want to visit EU. US is beautiful in its own but something about European architecture and landscape is cool as fuck.
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I want to visit EU. US is beautiful in its own but something about European architecture and landscape is cool as fuck.
Its everytime a splendid idea to look across own borders and see the real world aside of cliches and internet, no?
If you need any assistance let us europeans know
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Nice neighborhood.
Pic is not far from my house , drove this morning on this road with the Mini (no problem)
For the moment we are hit by ice and snow , it's almost 6PM here and dark and I was just outside and saw it was like in the movie "The Fog"

Visibility is not more than about 30 meters with the fog , and the fog will also freeze this night !
The whole shit can cause serious problems for me tomorrow morning , because I need to leave for work at 4:30 AM !
Ough......


BTW...I saw your new and cute avatar pic , is this you my friend ?
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      01-02-2017, 12:39 PM   #44668
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I want to visit EU. US is beautiful in its own but something about European architecture and landscape is cool as fuck.
Yeah ..and Roman architecture we have as well !

"54 BC" (Before Christ)

True story..
Ambiorix kicked Ceasars Roman ass and slaughtered 7200 Roman soldiers , but Ceasar came back with 9 Roman legions !
"9 legions = 50,000 Roman soldiers" were required to take Ambiorix down ..
Pic shows the remanings from the old Roman defence wall around my city !

"God bless Ambiorix" ( my ancestor ) May he RIP somewhere on the battlefield where my house is built..
Fuck you Ceasar !!!
=> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiorix's_revolt

More from the Roman defence wall you can see here => https://www.google.be/search?q=de+ro...UIBigB#imgrc=_
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      01-02-2017, 01:42 PM   #44669
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Czech Republic has it all, good looking women, best beer and parek, tons of Germans, French vacation in Prague.
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Edit: got the disc brake wall clock in that last pic just for you guys.
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      01-02-2017, 11:50 PM   #44671
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Everything is so neat an tidy now.













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First sticker! Well, badge. Some aftermarket company sent me this with some parts.

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Czech Republic has it all, good looking women, best beer and parek, tons of Germans, French vacation in Prague.
Went to Prague in Sept. loved it
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Prague is really cool, but better to visit in spring.

Mr Tonka : Whats that packed Husky-tool for? Cant identify its purpose.
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      01-03-2017, 07:26 AM   #44674
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Prague is really cool, but better to visit in spring.

Mr Tonka : Whats that packed Husky-tool for? Cant identify its purpose.
It's a LED illuminated mirror on a stick. It's purpose varies.
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First sticker! Well, badge. Some aftermarket company sent me this with some parts.

Look at all those tools that have never been used
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@Mr Tonka - stop... that one wrench is clearly out of place... Do you see it? Laying on top of the other wrenches... Blasphemy !!!

But seriously, cleanest tools I have ever seen in my life... Be a shame if you actually had to use them and got them dirty...
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So a penguin is driving his car in the desert. All of sudden his car breaks down. Luckily, he's pretty close to gas station. So he waddles behind his car and pushes it to the gas station. He asks the mechanic to take a look and find the problem. Mechanic tells him to come back in 30 minutes. So the penguin is getting hot being in the desert and all, and decides to find something to cool him off. He goes in the convenience store and buys some vanilla ice cream. He eats the ice cream and makes a big mess on his face. Finally he goes back to the mechanic to find out the problem. Mechanic says," Looks like you blew a seal." To which the penguin replies, "No, no. It's just a little ice cream."
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@Mr Tonka - stop... that one wrench is clearly out of place... Do you see it? Laying on top of the other wrenches... Blasphemy !!!

But seriously, cleanest tools I have ever seen in my life... Be a shame if you actually had to use them and got them dirty...
Don't mistake clean for unused. The condition of the air and power tools tell a different story.

Most of those tools are older or as old as some of the people on this board and they have most certainly done more work than those same people. A lot of them were bought between 1989 - 1993.

PS, the wrench on top of the other is a duplicate size.
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