Ask a girl anything?

ASBSECU E93 · 01-13-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

Since the topic around here lately is about dicks.
What's the most times you have been offered dick in any given day.....directly or indirectly and does refusing get any easier with time....that is if your not one of the anytime takers(eg.slut/prostitute)

Does one person spending roughly five hours straight via company IM system trying to convince you to bang them count?

Ummmm....yep!!

And for the record - I have already apologized for that incident....

Biorin · 01-13-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

The reason this will not be answered (well, specifically 1MoreMod's question) is because ALL the ladies know Belgie is monitoring this thread and they don't want to give him the magic number of times he has to ask before his fantasies come true.

But nice try.

Lups · 01-13-2016, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Do you wear mom jeans?

Mom jeans and boring shirts is me.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Someone really shared your phone number? That's pretty fucking low.

The Finnish one is safe. Only my close friends have that.

V1.47fan · 01-13-2016, 01:40 PM

Mr Tonka jump in there, Biorin wants some butt pics.

Axius · 01-13-2016, 01:42 PM

Ooooooooo, I see a bra!

Biorin · 01-13-2016, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Mr Tonka jump in there, Biorin wants some butt pics.

I think he's open enough that you could just tell him directly what it is that you desire, but happy to cover for you if you're shy.

Axius · 01-13-2016, 01:47 PM

Hey mama Lups, I'm interested to see what else you have to offer

Lups · 01-13-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Ooooooooo, I see a bra!

I'm going to a metal concert this weekend (if Sundays are renovation banned in my extremely youthful flat) if I can find one fucking remotely black piece of cloth from my closet. I'm not tough enough to pull danzig show outfits here.

V1.47fan · 01-13-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I think he's open enough that you could just tell him directly what it is that you desire, but happy to cover for you if you're shy.

How are you covering? You let the cat out of the bag. :mad:

Biorin · 01-13-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'm going to a metal concert this weekend (if Sundays are renovation banned in my extremely youthful flat) if I can find one fucking remotely black piece of cloth from my closet. I'm not tough enough to pull danzig show outfits here.

Send me some audionotes!

F30lolz · 01-13-2016, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Mom jeans and boring shirts is me.

The Finnish one is safe. Only my close friends have that.

Not bad for a 58 yr old man.

Lups · 01-13-2016, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Send me some audionotes!

As always my dear. Today when I went to get the car, and the song I sang to you while driving off from redmond the last time was playing, I had to do it again. I know you love me because you idiot listened it. :love you back!

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Not bad for a 58 yr old man.

Ehem. 48 year old man.

But no, in that I'm chilling on my couch watching stocks from the laptop. Comfy does work for me though to an audience there is no joy. It was taken for a friend who asked if I still store car keys as I used to.

Biorin · 01-13-2016, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

As always my dear. Today when I went to get the car, and the song I sang to you while driving off from redmond the last time was playing, I had to do it again. I know you love me because you idiot listened it. :love you back!

I listened to it multiple times and may or may not have favorited it for later listening.

Lups · 01-13-2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I listened to it multiple times and may or may not have favorited it for later listening.

I will sing at your wedding for free (if in my climate preference zone) or for a really really high price (at least one dollar. Max two, I'll bring a flask) if anywhere horrible like a beach. Waves make people persevere through my art.

V1.47fan · 01-13-2016, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Hey mama Lups, I'm interested to see what else you have to offer

"...tired of meeting Immature girls who think that they're all that..."

UncleWede · 01-13-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Mom jeans . . .

I kept waiting for the rest of the plumber's crack to show up

Lups · 01-13-2016, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I kept waiting for the rest of the plumber's crack to show up

Oh shut it. My ass crack has been posted.

I ran around today to find floors to my this months project flat. My home on the sofa look will be soon seen as my good look.
Honestly, I've missed manual labor so much, today I've calculated the budget to +/- 150 dollars. Today I will go measure more details and redo the calculations.

Anna in finland going well. I've pissed off the hubby. I've bought two (well in two weeks two, now just one), I have floors bought, budgets done, money released, and we're not apparently even staying.

Oh, we have no car. I can get everything delivered and and everything is within a walking distance. I'm mildly stubborn.

1MOREMOD · 01-13-2016, 04:15 PM

Mildly!

UncleWede · 01-13-2016, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Oh shut it. My ass crack has been posted.

I ran around today to find floors to my this months project flat. My home on the sofa look will be soon seen as my good look.
Honestly, I've missed manual labor so much, today I've calculated the budget to +/- 150 dollars. Today I will go measure more details and redo the calculations.

Anna in finland going well. I've pissed off the hubby. I've bought two (well in two weeks two, now just one), I have floors bought, budgets done, money released, and we're not apparently even staying.

Oh, we have no car. I can get everything delivered and and everything is within a walking distance. I'm mildly stubborn.

Ethernet over icicle?

V1.47fan · 01-13-2016, 04:21 PM

Who wants to see my hairy nipples?

1MOREMOD · 01-13-2016, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Who wants to see my hairy nipples?

No one, not even your doctor

Lups · 01-13-2016, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Mildly!

Seven years last time. And I loved peter more. I'm looking at my fifties before a car of my own.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Ethernet over icicle?

It's so weird here now. I've been working basically the same amount of hours there and here for the last 10 years. He's been on vaca for a week, and dying out of boredom because I'm socializing his free time.

Our family just doesn't want to be here.

It isn't even cold. -10C. And no cops and a fuck metric ton of cars to steal. I enjoy milk runs here.

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