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      12-26-2016, 03:22 PM   #44463
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      12-26-2016, 04:40 PM   #44466
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There's a difference? I always thought the common areas were crappers.
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      12-26-2016, 06:11 PM   #44467
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Typing and shit...?!?!
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      12-26-2016, 06:12 PM   #44468
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There's a difference? I always thought the common areas were crappers.
That's only in India...and parts of Queens.
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      12-26-2016, 06:30 PM   #44469
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That's only in India...and parts of Queens.
Hi my friend..
I just watched the SF movie "Spectral" and it was pretty good !
Did you saw it ?
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Hi my friend..
I just watched the SF movie "Spectral" and it was pretty good !
Did you saw it ?
Hello Philippe!

No I have not. Maybe in the coming weekend. Trying to figure out what to eat.
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Dude, thats too much information...better post this on fuckbook and 120 ppl would press "like", no?
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Anybody got a site where bogus or counterfeit parts from samsung could be checked? Received my new wearable today and not entirely sure that its real OEM...
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Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds on power level 1, if it's OEM it will stay in tact, if it's a fake the screen will crack.
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Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds on power level 1, if it's OEM it will stay in tact, if it's a fake the screen will crack.
Sounds like the Magic box of David Copperfield..

In this case I don't like the surprise !
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      12-27-2016, 11:19 AM   #44481
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Anybody got a site where bogus or counterfeit parts from samsung could be checked? Received my new wearable today and not entirely sure that its real OEM...
Go to Samsung site for country. Check look for warranty checker. Enter serial. If it's legit, it should actually come up.
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Sounds like the Magic box of David Copperfield..

In this case I don't like the surprise !
Saw it on the internet, its a real way to test if your electronics are OEM or not. What most people do wrong is that they dont change the power level to 1 before putting it in the microwave.
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RIP Carrie Fisher.

Fuck 2016.
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RIP Carrie Fisher.

Fuck 2016.
WOW !
May her poor soul RIP !
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