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      01-13-2016, 11:20 AM   #4423
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I know Lups' worked this angle, but are all the OT lady's PM boxes full to thwart leg humpers?

Specifically second place Axius

Second place? Driving 2,800 miles round trip for a double date that ends in a hug should put him in 1st place in my book.
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      01-13-2016, 11:23 AM   #4424
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Second place? Driving 2,800 miles round trip for a double date that ends in a hug should put him in 1st place in my book.
Ahhhhhh, yeah, that does constitute leg humping doesn't it.


Well, I humped Rohits leg first, then I humped Rob's leg, then I humped Sara's..., so it looks like I'm BP's first whore?
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Ahhhhhh, yeah, that does constitute leg humping doesn't it.


Well, I humped Rohits leg first, then I humped Rob's leg, then I humped Sara's..., so it looks like I'm BP's first whore?
Leg humping and bromance aren't mutually exclusive.
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      01-13-2016, 11:29 AM   #4426
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Second place? Driving 2,800 miles round trip for a double date that ends in a hug should put him in 1st place in my book.
Ahhhhhh, yeah, that does constitute leg humping doesn't it.


Well, I humped Rohits leg first, then I humped Rob's leg, then I humped Sara's..., so it looks like I'm BP's first whore?
Nope,your not that special....everyone that is in whore thread....yup you guessed it whores!
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      01-13-2016, 11:32 AM   #4427
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Nope,your not that special....everyone that is in whore thread....yup you guessed it whores!
Fuck that, V1 said I'm special, so I'm running with it. The rest of you are now peasants. Accept your fate. I have spoken.
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      01-13-2016, 11:34 AM   #4428
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Since the topic around here lately is about dicks.
What's the most times you have been offered dick in any given day.....directly or indirectly and does refusing get any easier with time....that is if your not one of the anytime takers(eg.slut/prostitute)
Include take rate please.
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      01-13-2016, 11:34 AM   #4429
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GOOD GOD! This is just too confusing. Wasnt there a thread that had a spreadsheet that everyone was suppose to fill out for 0-60 times or when you ordered and what the status is?

Could we do the same with the OT people and their gender? This could become a soap opera or something, maybe add some columns that indicate who dated who, who humped whos leg etc. Maybe include pie charts to indicate the most dated etc?
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Since the topic around here lately is about dicks.
What's the most times you have been offered dick in any given day.....directly or indirectly and does refusing get any easier with time....that is if your not one of the anytime takers(eg.slut/prostitute)
Include take rate please.
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      01-13-2016, 11:38 AM   #4431
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Sorry dude, I just use the global contacts list and send it to everyone. Should have never given me your email.
You can actually just post them... I think there is a sub-sub-forum in OT/Photography for Macro shots... heh. Sorry. It was just too easy.
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      01-13-2016, 11:39 AM   #4432
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You can actually just post them... I think there is a sub-sub-forum in OT/Photography for Macro shots... heh. Sorry. It was just too easy.
Were you in the email string? How did you know I have a small penis? Who are you?
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      01-13-2016, 11:48 AM   #4433
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Have you ever been disliked by a significant other's family? How did you handle it? How did SO handle their family?
Big ass lol.
I'm now very much more tolerant than I used to be and my second boyfriends mother truly hated me. One of her friend had a grand kid adopted from Africa and since she knew my intolerance towards racism, she used to tell everyone how unlucky it is that his perfect son has a female who is never going to have children and who's life goal is to run around Africa saving folks who don't deserve it.

I handled it well. I told her I'd marry her son and we'd adopt disabled babies from Africa. I went far enough to get brochures and all to show her all the cute amputees.


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I know Lups' worked this angle, but are all the OT lady's PM boxes full to thwart leg humpers?

Specifically second place Axius

Meh. My email has taken over the inbox long time ago, and someone seems too happy to share my phone number too.


Moving worked for that!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      01-13-2016, 11:59 AM   #4434
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I take my dick pics to email, bruh. PM box is such a noob move.
Just quit sending them to me, ladies only.
...then stop posting selfies where it looks like you just ate a VW Bug!!!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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Second place? Driving 2,800 miles round trip for a double date that ends in a hug should put him in 1st place in my book.
Ahhhhhh, yeah, that does constitute leg humping doesn't it.


Well, I humped Rohits leg first, then I humped Rob's leg, then I humped Sara's..., so it looks like I'm BP's first whore?
Likely I'll be 2nd and 4th
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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How do you feel about being called a MILF....for those who this apply to..?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      01-13-2016, 12:13 PM   #4437
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How do you feel about being called a MILF....for those who this apply to..?
One called me that once. He walked funny for a long time.

I'm a mom but I'm still me. I'm not very good with categories.
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      01-13-2016, 12:16 PM   #4438
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...then stop posting selfies where it looks like you just ate a VW Bug!!!
I will post some fat bearded pictures from Guatemala if I make it out.
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      01-13-2016, 12:17 PM   #4440
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Meh. My email has taken over the inbox long time ago, and someone seems too happy to share my phone number too.


Moving worked for that!
Someone really shared your phone number? That's pretty fucking low.
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Since the topic around here lately is about dicks.
What's the most times you have been offered dick in any given day.....directly or indirectly and does refusing get any easier with time....that is if your not one of the anytime takers(eg.slut/prostitute)
Does one person spending roughly five hours straight via company IM system trying to convince you to bang them count?
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Big ass lol.
I'm now very much more tolerant than I used to be and my second boyfriends mother truly hated me. One of her friend had a grand kid adopted from Africa and since she knew my intolerance towards racism, she used to tell everyone how unlucky it is that his perfect son has a female who is never going to have children and who's life goal is to run around Africa saving folks who don't deserve it.

I handled it well. I told her I'd marry her son and we'd adopt disabled babies from Africa. I went far enough to get brochures and all to show her all the cute amputees.




Meh. My email has taken over the inbox long time ago, and someone seems too happy to share my phone number too.


Moving worked for that!
I thought you were going to say that they hated you because you cut your beautiful blonde hair and donated it to a cancer patient.
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Do you wear mom jeans?
I can and have been advised to wear a Canada shirt so not beheaded. Although don't forsee bring jeans at all.
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Since the topic around here lately is about dicks.
What's the most times you have been offered dick in any given day.....directly or indirectly and does refusing get any easier with time....that is if your not one of the anytime takers(eg.slut/prostitute)
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Include take rate please.
The reason this will not be answered (well, specifically 1MoreMod's question) is because ALL the ladies know Belgie is monitoring this thread and they don't want to give him the magic number of times he has to ask before his fantasies come true.

But nice try.
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