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01-13-2016, 11:20 AM | #4423 |
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01-13-2016, 11:23 AM | #4424 | |
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Well, I humped Rohits leg first, then I humped Rob's leg, then I humped Sara's..., so it looks like I'm BP's first whore? |
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01-13-2016, 11:29 AM | #4425 |
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01-13-2016, 11:32 AM | #4427 |
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01-13-2016, 11:34 AM | #4428 |
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Include take rate please.
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01-13-2016, 11:34 AM | #4429 |
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GOOD GOD! This is just too confusing. Wasnt there a thread that had a spreadsheet that everyone was suppose to fill out for 0-60 times or when you ordered and what the status is?
Could we do the same with the OT people and their gender? This could become a soap opera or something, maybe add some columns that indicate who dated who, who humped whos leg etc. Maybe include pie charts to indicate the most dated etc? |
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01-13-2016, 11:38 AM | #4430 | |
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01-13-2016, 11:39 AM | #4432 |
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I'm now very much more tolerant than I used to be and my second boyfriends mother truly hated me. One of her friend had a grand kid adopted from Africa and since she knew my intolerance towards racism, she used to tell everyone how unlucky it is that his perfect son has a female who is never going to have children and who's life goal is to run around Africa saving folks who don't deserve it. I handled it well. I told her I'd marry her son and we'd adopt disabled babies from Africa. I went far enough to get brochures and all to show her all the cute amputees. Quote:
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01-13-2016, 11:59 AM | #4434 |
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...then stop posting selfies where it looks like you just ate a VW Bug!!!
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01-13-2016, 12:04 PM | #4436 |
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How do you feel about being called a MILF....for those who this apply to..?
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01-13-2016, 12:13 PM | #4437 | ||
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I'm a mom but I'm still me. I'm not very good with categories.
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01-13-2016, 12:16 PM | #4438 |
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01-13-2016, 12:16 PM | #4439 |
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01-13-2016, 12:17 PM | #4440 |
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01-13-2016, 12:17 PM | #4441 |
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Does one person spending roughly five hours straight via company IM system trying to convince you to bang them count?
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