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      12-22-2016, 10:43 PM   #44287
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      12-22-2016, 10:50 PM   #44288
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Kindergarten through 12th standard was in catholic schools. Was the only non-catholic in my class.

Never really have been a religious type. But read through the Bible, Quran, and Gita. Very, very similar. "Treat others how you want to be treated"
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      12-22-2016, 11:32 PM   #44289
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can confirm, catholic school girls are little thotties

the best girls though..? law school girls you'd find in a law library...

all that reading makes them horny af...but beware that if you attend school with them, people will find out exactly how many and which hoes you dicked...they talk more than high school girls
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      12-23-2016, 02:39 AM   #44290
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Here she is
Yes, shes really cute and her marriage wouldnt stop me first, but the kids. No wife with kids at my side
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      12-23-2016, 05:44 AM   #44291
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      12-23-2016, 06:18 AM   #44292
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      12-23-2016, 06:54 AM   #44293
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Bro....is that R Kelly omg HAHAHAHAHA.
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Haha I would definitely get disowned. My parents are old school. My dad is like "You should go to church more often. There are a lot of nice girls there."
He ain't wrong. Had a FWB from church back in the day, granted she had a pretty remarkable bush, was still always ready to get down.
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yea.. him, a raptor, an animorph and a horse
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yea.. him, a raptor, an animorph and a horse
Bro go back to bed.
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      12-23-2016, 08:51 AM   #44298
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Mike that's a piece of art my friend , I'm sure you can sell it like a Picasso !
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      12-23-2016, 08:51 AM   #44299
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Thanks guys I made it while drinking
....maybe, you should have drank more.....

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The 2017 Lamborghini Aventador S has a HP upgrade from 700 to 740HP !
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      12-23-2016, 09:03 AM   #44302
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I have a bit of a hangover and can't make decisions right now.
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William my friend you actually need something like this...
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It's missing boobs. I'm genuinely surprised that picture doesn't have boobs in it.
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It's missing boobs. I'm genuinely surprised that picture doesn't have boobs in it.
BOOM !!!
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      12-23-2016, 09:30 AM   #44307
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Good thing no one is in the office today. Then again, I totally brought that one on myself. Haha.
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Good thing I have my own office.


Probably going to run to the liquor (I just spelt it licour), some Crown will take the edge off.
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