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      12-14-2016, 02:00 PM   #44001
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Uhhhh, add her on Snapchat and you can see all the Sara pictures your little heart can handle.
Not his heart that is driving the desire.
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      12-14-2016, 02:12 PM   #44002
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Uhhhh, add her on Snapchat and you can see all the Sara pictures your little heart can handle.
You fap every night, don't you. You bastard.
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      12-14-2016, 02:17 PM   #44003
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Biorin I see those mules all the time up here in the Nard because of the shipping location. it's weird to see the ones that have the paisley designs painted on them. I can only guess that pattern messes with the camera lens or something so nobody can get good pics. The weirdest initial sighting I had was some variation of X6, just wasn't shaped correctly.
Oxnard is also where they do emission and powertrain testing/development.
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      12-14-2016, 02:26 PM   #44004
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Uhhhh, add her on Snapchat and you can see all the Sara pictures your little heart can handle.

Really?

post some here f**k snapshop lol right members???
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      12-14-2016, 02:34 PM   #44005
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Really?

post some here f**k snapshop lol right members???
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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      12-14-2016, 02:43 PM   #44006
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@Axius ASBSECU E93 were your but cheeks burning too?

Seems people have been checking us out.... maybe they're yearning for more goat action. Lol
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Not his heart that is driving the desire.
His little pecker would get all excited from all the mirror shots and car selfies. Hell the other day I'm pretty sure I saw some camel toe carnage.

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You fap every night, don't you. You bastard.
Uhhhh yeah, it's a nightly ritual. Just sure as fuck isn't because of snapchat.

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@Axius ASBSECU E93 were your but cheeks burning too?

Seems people have been checking us out.... maybe they're yearning for more goat action. Lol
Dude, to this day I still get random PM's asking for more ass shots. Most requests come from Biorin and Sara504 . Biorin I'm okay with, the latter on the other hand...
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      12-14-2016, 03:05 PM   #44009
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Hey F87LUV - you gotta stay out of those sketch neighborhoods!!
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      12-14-2016, 03:08 PM   #44010
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@Axius ASBSECU E93 were your but cheeks burning too?

Seems people have been checking us out.... maybe they're yearning for more goat action. Lol
My ass is still quarter bounce quality
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      12-14-2016, 03:24 PM   #44011
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Hey F87LUV - you gotta stay out of those sketch neighborhoods!!
DAM!!

its been happening quiet frequent.
the bmw service center where I go, wheels were stolen on few cars.
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      12-14-2016, 05:34 PM   #44012
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My ass is still quarter bounce quality
TMI dude! Save that noise for your woman!
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      12-14-2016, 05:37 PM   #44013
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      12-14-2016, 06:08 PM   #44014
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I'm good thanks for asking...

Just really swamped right now... That time of year where I have to get the reindeer warmed up and making my list and checking it twice... The elves are threatening to strike because they're tired of cleaning up the reindeer poop...
Good to hear you are fine bro.

But reindeer, elves and poop ... Santa is this you ?
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      12-14-2016, 06:15 PM   #44015
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Romeo , who are you ?
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      12-14-2016, 06:55 PM   #44016
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Romeo , who are you ?
why you want to know???
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      12-14-2016, 07:12 PM   #44017
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Not his heart that is driving the desire.
His little pecker would get all excited from all the mirror shots and car selfies. Hell the other day I'm pretty sure I saw some camel toe carnage.

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You fap every night, don't you. You bastard.
Uhhhh yeah, it's a nightly ritual. Just sure as fuck isn't because of snapchat.

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@Axius ASBSECU E93 were your but cheeks burning too?

Seems people have been checking us out.... maybe they're yearning for more goat action. Lol
Dude, to this day I still get random PM's asking for more ass shots. Most requests come from Biorin and Sara504 . Biorin I'm okay with, the latter on the other hand...
Stop making up lies about me! You know I only ask for dick pics.
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      12-14-2016, 07:45 PM   #44018
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why you want to know???
Why ?
That's quite simple my friend . Because I never saw you before on here..That's why .

BTW..My real first name is Philippe
But most people didn't believe me , so I posted a pic of my ID on here .

Nice to meet you Romeo , but I'm sure Romeo is not your real name......
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Hey F87LUV - you gotta stay out of those sketch neighborhoods!!
Lol. My speed demon is garaged.
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Why ?
That's quite simple my friend . Because I never saw you before on here..That's why .

BTW..My real first name is Philippe
But most people didn't believe me , so I posted a pic of my ID on here .

Nice to meet you Romeo , but I'm sure Romeo is not your real name......
lol no worries. I been around for over 10 yrs now... Nice to meet you too Philippe. My name is Oscar by the way!

I honor you as Major General here in the forum world... thats not easy to earn... Cheers mate!
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lol no worries. I been around for over 10 yrs now... Nice to meet you too Philippe. My name is Oscar by the way!

I honor you as Major General here in the forum world... thats not easy to earn... Cheers mate!
Nice to meet you Oscar . Major General means nothing my friend .
Here we need a thick skin , and balls ....Yeah big balls !
Of course , the chicks don't ...
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lol no worries. I been around for over 10 yrs now... Nice to meet you too Philippe. My name is Oscar by the way!

I honor you as Major General here in the forum world... thats not easy to earn... Cheers mate!
Nice to meet you Oscar . Major General means nothing my friend .
Here we need a thick skin , and balls ....Yeah big balls !
Of course , the chicks don't ...
Doesn't stop me from having big balls anyway!
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