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      03-01-2016, 07:27 AM   #419
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You guys hit the nail on the head.
What r they expecting vs. what r u expecting.. sometimes it's much easier to just cross paths with the person iRL and u'll know if anything is possible in one second.
That said, you WILL get what u r looking for, if you're looking for the impossible, you'll never find it, and if you're looking for trouble you might find it, so watch out for what you are actually doing on there.
I hate to sound like the lame ass bookworm of e90 world but more great quotes from Aziz. I think everyone should read this

“The world is available to us, but that may be the problem.”

“As a medium, it’s safe to say, texting facilitates flakiness and rudeness and many other personality traits that would not be expressed in a phone call or an in-person interaction.”


and the goth thing...look up https://www.instagram.com/suicidegirls/<- like that style...edgy but still likes being health hahahahah
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I see..
What I'm wondering is how the hell u even came up with that picture..
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I hate to sound like the lame ass bookworm of e90 world but more great quotes from Aziz. I think everyone should read this

“The world is available to us, but that may be the problem.”

“As a medium, it’s safe to say, texting facilitates flakiness and rudeness and many other personality traits that would not be expressed in a phone call or an in-person interaction.”


and the goth thing...look up https://www.instagram.com/suicidegirls/<- like that style...edgy but still likes being health hahahahah

sporty goth = tatted, pierced girl with dyed hair doing handstand in sporty lycra?
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      03-01-2016, 07:32 AM   #423
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I see..
What I'm wondering is how the hell u even came up with that picture..
Let's just say that my google game is strong and my google history is... Well... Interesting.

Edit: For example, in the 2.5 hours I've been up, this morning includes gravitational waves, cryptography, Neal Stephenson, fonzie jumping the shark, and, of course, goths playing sports.
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Let's just say that my google game is strong and my google history is... Well... Interesting.
Want to have a history battle?
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Want to have a history battle?
No... I really doubt I want to do that... With you... Ever. Although I posted a few via edit in my previous post. I'm skeered of you.
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Let's just say that my google game is strong and my google history is... Well... Interesting.
the google AI is.. powerful

google probably already has an idea how interesting u r

edit: u and axius probably cover 98% of all done searches
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hahaha yes!!!!
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hahaha yes!!!!
why don't u just say sport goth is when u bang a chick ..
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hahaha yes!!!!
why don't u just say sport goth is when u bang a chick ..
That could be something in the future. I'm trying to be diverse and have now moved into the whole English teacher realm.
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That could be something in the future. I'm trying to be diverse and have now moved into the whole English teacher realm.
i saw this chick once and one of her many pics looked like some SM (sadomachocism) crap so I made a random comment.. next thing u know she changes her main pic to a very innocent bunny look, but then occasionally posts SM style pics - u never know what some of these girls r into
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the Undertaker's daughter?
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Haha.
If they have dagger nails, youre IN

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i saw this chick once and one of her many pics looked like some SM (sadomachocism) crap so I made a random comment.. next thing u know she changes her main pic to a very innocent bunny look, but then occasionally posts SM style pics - u never know what some of these girls r into
hahah! dude i know
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you're into goth chicks too?
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hahah! dude i know
i think i know, but I don't know if you know yourself, or what you think that I know..
anyways, it's an interesting dynamic - great to be the one that brings it out of her.
One of the advantages of age
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i think i know, but I don't know if you know yourself, or what you think that I know..
anyways, it's an interesting dynamic - great to be the one that brings it out of her.
One of the advantages of age
The new tinder girl is 32, Im 25...should be interesting...her biological clock is ticking.
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The new tinder girl is 32, Im 25...should be interesting...her biological clock is ticking.
u r so boy-toy ..

maybe she just wants a good f*ck..

never tried an older lady, though last time waiting in line this amazonian woman looked like she wanted to have my baby ass for dinner.. so i sucked harder on my iced mocha looking innocent to make her want me more

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The new tinder girl is 32, Im 25...should be interesting...her biological clock is ticking.
u r so boy-toy ..

maybe she just wants a good f*ck..

never tried an older lady, though last time waiting in line this amazonian woman looked like she wanted to have my baby ass for dinner.. so i sucked harder on my iced mocha looking innocent to make her want me more

hahahahah! Yeah I'm kind of intimidated but I just have to remember those quotes and I'm good.
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hahahahah! Yeah I'm kind of intimidated but I just have to remember those quotes and I'm good.
don't think about it! great.. now you'll prob be sweating bullets
but maybe it's her thing ..
is she DTF ?
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