The 3 questions game...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Mr Tonka

1. you are trapped alone in a broken elevator with a suspicious, psychotic-acting person. what does he have to do for you to pull out your firearm?

2. your wife tells you she is pregnant, how do you react?

3. shorts or speedos?

1. Given that the odds of someone intent on causing me bodily harm getting stuck in an elevator with me are EXTREMELY low, i would assume the stress of being stuck in the elevator was his issue and try to help calm him down. So short of him pulling a weapon or attacking me in a way where i was truly going to have to fight for my life, i wouldn't pull it.

2. Well.... poorly. I'll just leave it at that. I would react poorly, but we both would be reacting poorly, so we'll have each other. lol

3. Shorts. ALWAYS shorts!! Minimum of 6" inseam.

[Hooter]

jusdorange

1. A mate bets you $1000 you won't wear a mankini at the beach. Do you take his money?
2. Family aside, the one possession you'd run back into a burning building to rescue?
3. You're wearing a new white linen suit, sitting in your favourite restaurant, with the girl of your dreams. You fart and follow through. What do you do?

[Hooter]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

3. Shorts. ALWAYS shorts!! Minimum of 6" inseam.

In your fucking dreams...!!

[ASBSECU E93]

shoei

You have one week to live - what do you do?

Pick one: Anne Hathaway from Batman in her Catwoman suit, Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, or Charlize Theron from any movie....

You must lose one: ability to see, speak, or hear...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

shoei

You have one week to live - what do you do?

Pick one: Anne Hathaway from Batman in her Catwoman suit, Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, or Charlize Theron from any movie....

You must lose one: ability to see, speak, or hear...

1. Lots of sex...

2. Anne Hathaway in cat woman outfit, Charlize would be like Sugar to you... 1B... I just prefer brunettes...

3. Ability to speak...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

shoei

You have one week to live - what do you do?

Pick one: Anne Hathaway from Batman in her Catwoman suit, Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct, or Charlize Theron from any movie....

You must lose one: ability to see, speak, or hear...

Can I add food with the sex?? I might need an amendment...

[jusdorange]

Originally Posted by Hooter

jusdorange

1. A mate bets you $1000 you won't wear a mankini at the beach. Do you take his money?
2. Family aside, the one possession you'd run back into a burning building to rescue?
3. You're wearing a new white linen suit, sitting in your favourite restaurant, with the girl of your dreams. You fart and follow through. What do you do?

random lol

1. I would never wear one
2. Macbook
3. Go bathroom, beg someone to trade pants

[C5driver]

Biorin

1. Who's your best friend?

2. Describe your favorite BP member with 6 words.

3. How much would you charge to wash all the windows in Manhattan?

[UglyBuzzard]

Hooter

1.Fried Chicken or crawfish?
2.what/who is your avatar?
3.exotic pet you have owned?

[shoei]

ASBSECU E93

1. Would you rather have the world's best job that pays really well but you can't have a wife / children / Have an average job that doesn't pay well but have a wife / children?

2. Would you rather be half your height or double your weight for the remainder of your life?

3. Win the lotto or live twice as long?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by shoei

ASBSECU E93

1. Would you rather have the world's best job that pays really well but you can't have a wife / children / Have an average job that doesn't pay well but have a wife / children?


3. Win the lotto or live twice as long?

im gonna steal.
1. isnt having best job and no kids or wife 2/3 positives?
3. how about win the lotto and live half as long? broke and 150 aint cool.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by shoei

3. Win the lotto or live twice as long?

Wait...is this a trick question?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Wait...is this a trick question?

Maybe... I want to see how ASB's mind is wired...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

im gonna steal.
1. isnt having best job and no kids or wife 2/3 positives?
3. how about win the lotto and live half as long? broke and 150 aint cool.

loving the track weapon btw... sexy as fack...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

ASBSECU E93

1. Would you rather have the world's best job that pays really well but you can't have a wife / children / Have an average job that doesn't pay well but have a wife / children?

2. Would you rather be half your height or double your weight for the remainder of your life?

3. Win the lotto or live twice as long?

Hmmm....

1. No children for me....at least none that I am aware and can claim on my taxes, so it's:

wife - average job?
no wife - great job?

I'll admit, I've lived the 'wife - average' job lifestyle and I can say without a doubt...she's a ride or die kinda girl Wife and Average job

2. Easy - half my weight. I'm cheap - don't you remember?? Half my weight - I can still wear all my clothes

3. Win the lotto....live like a rock star and try to go broke before I die!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hmmm....

1. No children for me....at least none that I am aware and can claim on my taxes, so it's:

wife - average job?
no wife - great job?

I'll admit, I've lived the 'wife - average' job lifestyle and I can say without a doubt...she's a ride or die kinda girl Wife and Average job

2. Easy - half my weight. I'm cheap - don't you remember?? Half my weight - I can still wear all my clothes

3. Win the lotto....live like a rock star and try to go broke before I die!

Read the damn questions carefully !!!

HALF your height or DOUBLE your weight !!!!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by C5driver

1. Who's your best friend?

My best friend from high school. One of those relationships where you could not talk for two years and pick up right where you left off.

Originally Posted by C5driver

2. Describe your favorite BP member with 6 words.

Charismatic, creative, challenging, criminal, captivating, cunty.

Originally Posted by C5driver

3. How much would you charge to wash all the windows in Manhattan?

Without using Google... Manhattan is roughly 13 avenues wide and what, 150 streets long? That's 1,950 blocks. Let's assume that each block has buildings an average of 10 storeys high, with... 75 windows per storey. That's 1,462,500 windows, which seems too low. We'll go with it for now.

I could try and calculate the actual washing time of each window (maybe 30 seconds) coupled with transition time between windows and setup of equipment for each side, then estimate an hourly rate for the workers, plus administrative fees, profit, equipment... but I got lazy and used Google and it seems like the going rate is about $14/window (my lord that is pricey). However, seeing as you're not just paying that for one building, there are going to be costs of travel time between blocks, setting up equipment again, etc., so let's bump it to about $18/window. There would probably have to be some sort of "wholesale" discount, so maybe $16.75/window.

That's $24,496,875. Make it an even $25m. I guess that's what I'd charge. I'm sure I've omitted something crucial. I wonder if at that point it would be more cost-effective to invest in a new technology that would allow you to wash skyscrapers more efficiently if you're going to be doing them all... wash a whole side at once nearly...?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Read the damn questions carefully !!!

HALF your height or DOUBLE your weight !!!!

Oh...my cataract's are acting up

I can't be short....just can't be...double the weight.

With my frame - I can carry it.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Biorin

My best friend from high school. One of those relationships where you could not talk for two years and pick up right where you left off.

Charismatic, creative, challenging, criminal, captivating, cunty.


Without using Google... Manhattan is roughly 13 avenues wide and what, 150 streets long? That's 1,950 blocks. Let's assume that each block has buildings an average of 10 storeys high, with... 75 windows per storey. That's 1,462,500 windows, which seems too low. We'll go with it for now.

I could try and calculate the actual washing time of each window (maybe 30 seconds) coupled with transition time between windows and setup of equipment for each side, then estimate an hourly rate for the workers, plus administrative fees, profit, equipment... but I got lazy and used Google and it seems like the going rate is about $14/window (my lord that is pricey). However, seeing as you're not just paying that for one building, there are going to be costs of travel time between blocks, setting up equipment again, etc., so let's bump it to about $18/window. There would probably have to be some sort of "wholesale" discount, so maybe $16.75/window.

That's $24,496,875. Make it an even $25m. I guess that's what I'd charge. I'm sure I've omitted something crucial. I wonder if at that point it would be more cost-effective to invest in a new technology that would allow you to wash skyscrapers more efficiently if you're going to be doing them all... wash a whole side at once nearly...?

THIS....is why you are my BP soulmate

[Biorin]

ASBSECU E93

1.) Who's your favorite economist/what's your preferred school of economics? (Choose wisely...)
2.) What's your opinion on the Fed and fractional reserve banking?
3.) You can only have one animal as a pet for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by Biorin

ASBSECU E93

1.) Who's your favorite economist/what's your preferred school of economics? (Choose wisely...)
2.) What's your opinion on the Fed and fractional reserve banking?
3.) You can only have one animal as a pet for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

Those are some sexy questions right there..

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Oh...my cataract's are acting up

I can't be short....just can't be...double the weight.

With my frame - I can carry it.

You should re-think that unless you're going to get a titanium spine.