Ideal Bachelor Party?

[993 911]

Originally Posted by yomama69

The only thing that sucked was that all the chicks wore pasties and boy shorts, not even thongs.

Sounds like the typical dress of a Washington state barista, you got jipped.

[Turbo>NA]

Originally Posted by AutoCouture

lol his friends are bitchin about $100...

oh I did not read it.

Idno what to say..

Get richer friends

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by yomama69

I planned mine myself so I got what I wanted. Besides, my friends are lazy. Took 5 friends and the 2 dads to a Tigers @ White Sox game (go Tigers), then out to dinner and to VIPs. The chicks at VIPs were some of the hottest strippers I had ever seen. Every single one of them had fake tits. For me, baseball, beer, and bitches...best bachelor party combo EVER.

a fucking men, training for pro right now, going to play in june

[Comet]

Originally Posted by AutoCouture

for the guys that pay: have fun w/ the strippers. and for the cheap asses....rent them a bitch flick they can watch in the next room

LMAO

Originally Posted by ktdw

How many strippers do you need for 10 guys? I would think 2 would be fine...cut the cost in half and still get the lesbo show

I'll suggest it to my friend so he can suggest it to his cheap assholes

Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

The best bachelor party is one that you don't return from.

LOL

[yomama69]

Originally Posted by 993 911

Sounds like the typical dress of a Washington state barista, you got jipped.

It was the best club in Chicago. It had the best looking women. The drinks were $15 a pop though. The all nude club didn't serve alcohol so we didn't go.

[Kroy]

Damn that's some cheap friends, OP. Your friends must not be very close to the bachelor cause $100 should be nothing. Are these friends like 18 years old? Even college students should be able to fork out $100.

On the note about the lesbo show. They alright I guess. My fraternity used to get strippers for some member only parties and it's cool I guess. But it's just 30 guys sitting around 2 strippers. Trust me, you want 4 strippers for the 1K. It's a bachelor's party, not just any old Friday night. I wouldn't look back at a once in a lifetime day and say to myself, "I sure am glad I saved that $100." Just remember, you get what you pay for.

[EVO_S4]

word get some new friend

[Comet]

lol
not my friends.. I dont hang out with ppl like that

it is my friend who's friend is bachelor's buddies.
and he is trying to organize something cool for the bachelor cuz they are close.
I don't even know the bachelor.
so he got their numbers and they met up for a brainstorming thing. he threw the idea down, and they shot it down saying it is stupid and expensive for nothing

[Kroy]

^ Just wondering... So what do the bachelor's buddies want to do for festivities? Sounds like they have something in mind.

[yomama69]

Originally Posted by Comet

lol
not my friends.. I dont hang out with ppl like that

it is my friend who's friend is bachelor's buddies.
and he is trying to organize something cool for the bachelor cuz they are close.
I don't even know the bachelor.
so he got their numbers and they met up for a brainstorming thing. he threw the idea down, and they shot it down saying it is stupid and expensive for nothing

One thing that I can say is that strippers are kind of a waste of money. I can see fake titties at home every day and those I get to play with.

[blue2fire]

Originally Posted by yomama69

I planned mine myself so I got what I wanted. Besides, my friends are lazy. Took 5 friends and the 2 dads to a Tigers @ White Sox game (go Tigers), then out to dinner and to VIPs. The chicks at VIPs were some of the hottest strippers I had ever seen. Every single one of them had fake tits. For me, baseball, beer, and bitches...best bachelor party combo EVER.

You took your dad to a strip club?

[yomama69]

Originally Posted by blue2fire

You took your dad to a strip club?

Yeah, and my father in law. I think my dad drank too much. He took a cab back to the hotel early. Both of them are really cool. One is a biker and the other one is a bachelor for life.

[RambleJ]

Originally Posted by yomama69

One thing that I can say is that strippers are kind of a waste of money. I can see fake titties at home every day and those I get to play with.

Theres nothing wrong with seeing a little strange every now and then... I see my ladies fake's every day also.. But in the spirit of bachelor parties, the strippers are mandatory!!

[yomama69]

Originally Posted by RambleJ

Theres nothing wrong with seeing a little strange every now and then... I see my ladies fake's every day also.. But in the spirit of bachelor parties, the strippers are mandatory!!

Agreed. I was just suggesting that they are better when you can play with them.

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by yomama69

Agreed. I was just suggesting that they are better when you can play with them.

I never had a stripper not let me play with her bolt-ons. But then again, I don't go to the strip club often so maybe I'm lucky.

[yomama69]

Originally Posted by Kroy

I never had a stripper not let me play with her bolt-ons. But then again, I don't go to the strip club often so maybe I'm lucky.

Stop dating the strippers.

[samwoo2go]

Originally Posted by Comet

lol
not my friends.. I dont hang out with ppl like that

it is my friend who's friend is bachelor's buddies.
and he is trying to organize something cool for the bachelor cuz they are close.
I don't even know the bachelor.
so he got their numbers and they met up for a brainstorming thing. he threw the idea down, and they shot it down saying it is stupid and expensive for nothing

dude honestly, it does sound like a lame idea. I did the home stripper thing plenty of times when I was in college... ITs pretty gay, not only do you have to shell out a g to get them there. you guna have to keep tiping them or they will leave in like 45 mins. you guys will easy shell out 2 bills a piece to have some real fun and not just a bunch dudes watching a lesbo show holding their dicks.

And on the side note, the bachelor sounds like a grad A f@g too, no offense, WTF, ah ya so guys I wanna have a bachelor party but I want to stay at home cuz its cold outside, and o no loud things, they hurt my ears...f@g.

If their friends are really that cheap, here in LA, we have all you can drink pubs for anywhere from 25-50 a head, I mean thats guaranteed to get every1 fucked up and rowdy. And if they all friends, 10 drunk dudes is always the preclude to fuck some shit up. Then bring some homebrew hos out, pay them a little if you have to, get bitches fucked up. Check into a shaddy motel with some Cazadores and a bag of lime and bam sweaty good time with free strippers.

its ghetto, true true, but its cheap and fun and most importantly, beats the awkward moment when your strippers leave after 2 hours and you guys are just looking at each other at 12am with a boner a piece.

[ACZakka325i]

^ HAHA! Too funny.

[Heinzftw]

I lol'd^^

[Comet]

Originally Posted by samwoo2go

dude honestly, it does sound like a lame idea. I did the home stripper thing plenty of times when I was in college... ITs pretty gay, not only do you have to shell out a g to get them there. you guna have to keep tiping them or they will leave in like 45 mins. you guys will easy shell out 2 bills a piece to have some real fun and not just a bunch dudes watching a lesbo show holding their dicks.

And on the side note, the bachelor sounds like a grad A f@g too, no offense, WTF, ah ya so guys I wanna have a bachelor party but I want to stay at home cuz its cold outside, and o no loud things, they hurt my ears...f@g.

If their friends are really that cheap, here in LA, we have all you can drink pubs for anywhere from 25-50 a head, I mean thats guaranteed to get every1 fucked up and rowdy. And if they all friends, 10 drunk dudes is always the preclude to fuck some shit up. Then bring some homebrew hos out, pay them a little if you have to, get bitches fucked up. Check into a shaddy motel with some Cazadores and a bag of lime and bam sweaty good time with free strippers.

its ghetto, true true, but its cheap and fun and most importantly, beats the awkward moment when your strippers leave after 2 hours and you guys are just looking at each other at 12am with a boner a piece.

dude.. I agree he is a ***, he is getting married at 23.. nuff said... I don't know the guy personally, but what my friend has been telling me, that guy and his entire entourage (minus my friend) are tards

but I guess a lot of ppl didn't notice my location... "Beirut, Lebanon" :P :P
kind of hard for them to go to Vegas XD

There are other ways to throwing a bachelor party, but what is odd is why put down a good idea when you can't come up with another one..

oh and the 1000$ for 4 girls are guaranteed for a few hours with no tips.
Like I said, if you want to do more, you gotta negotiate.

The bachelor party was last night I believe, I'll ask him what they ended up doing.. :P

[Turbo>NA]

If you wanna play and have fun you have to pay. The whole stripper at home is an okay idea, but I can come up with better solutions.

If you guys dont wanna dish out more than 100$ a piece then I dont know what to say. If you dont come up with shit to do then go to a 7-11 and buy 100$ worth of Lotto tickets and chill

[Kroy]

Originally Posted by yomama69

Stop dating the strippers.

Never have... so I guess I've already taken your advice.

Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

If you wanna play and have fun you have to pay. The whole stripper at home is an okay idea, but I can come up with better solutions.

If you guys dont wanna dish out more than 100$ a piece then I dont know what to say. If you dont come up with shit to do then go to a 7-11 and buy 100$ worth of Lotto tickets and chill

Originally Posted by samwoo2go

dude honestly, it does sound like a lame idea. I did the home stripper thing plenty of times when I was in college... ITs pretty gay, not only do you have to shell out a g to get them there. you guna have to keep tiping them or they will leave in like 45 mins. you guys will easy shell out 2 bills a piece to have some real fun and not just a bunch dudes watching a lesbo show holding their dicks.

And on the side note, the bachelor sounds like a grad A f@g too, no offense, WTF, ah ya so guys I wanna have a bachelor party but I want to stay at home cuz its cold outside, and o no loud things, they hurt my ears...f@g.

If their friends are really that cheap, here in LA, we have all you can drink pubs for anywhere from 25-50 a head, I mean thats guaranteed to get every1 fucked up and rowdy. And if they all friends, 10 drunk dudes is always the preclude to fuck some shit up. Then bring some homebrew hos out, pay them a little if you have to, get bitches fucked up. Check into a shaddy motel with some Cazadores and a bag of lime and bam sweaty good time with free strippers.

its ghetto, true true, but its cheap and fun and most importantly, beats the awkward moment when your strippers leave after 2 hours and you guys are just looking at each other at 12am with a boner a piece.

+1 Reminds me of college too.