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NoMods · 05-05-2009, 04:54 PM

i would have stole a cone or two

KkSc · 05-05-2009, 05:05 PM

how do you know those cones are from him???just out of curious??

The Cleaner · 05-05-2009, 05:07 PM

He would get swarmed by POS cars parking next to him in my area then someone would probably glue the cones to his car. Bad idea.

mfstout · 05-05-2009, 05:08 PM

What he should really do is just hang those rubber things from the sides of his car like you do with a boat.

rkick08 · 05-05-2009, 05:13 PM

lmfao, way 2 dam funny!

Andy M · 05-05-2009, 05:15 PM

Hahaha wow...that's the best way to get keyed.

If you really want to piss him off, don't TAKE the pylons away...

add more of them.

Or show up earlier than him and surround his parking spot with pylons.

matts335 · 05-05-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mfstout

What he should really do is just hang those rubber things from the sides of his car like you do with a boat.

Now THAT would be funny.

then again, maybe not such a bad idea. certainly more effective. hmmm......now where is the nearest boating supply store.

matts335 · 05-05-2009, 05:24 PM

How about taking a permanent marker to the cones? "Reserved for D-bag"....or something to that effect.

zerox_guru · 05-05-2009, 05:30 PM

u should bring a POS car and park really close to him...

Spec 1 · 05-05-2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by gofast!

We had some grand plans with a bunch of yellow caution tape and some of those huge construction cones (a woman in my office has about a dozen in her garage that her high schooler randomly brought home one night...LOL), but like I said we all decided to just leave it alone when we saw his disabled veteran license plate.

Brilliant idea. That'd be hilarious.

Coldviking · 05-05-2009, 05:49 PM

I agree that this is pretty darn funny and obviously over the top but I can't help think that the reason why he's doing this is because there are so many morons who never look or care when opening their doors in parking lots. If these idiots didn't exist or just respected other peoples' property a little bit more, people wouldn't go to extremes like this guy.

TiAg335i · 05-05-2009, 05:50 PM

Bahahaahah.....car protection FAIL.

What are a couple of cones gonna do against a swinging door?

And the juxtaposition of the bright red color just makes it even more hilarious.

Hedges · 05-05-2009, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Craig@SupremePower

i pee'd a lil....

i farted a lil....

BobS · 05-05-2009, 05:52 PM

It would be funny to take a jacked up truck with huge tires and run all the cones over as you park real close to him...

rjd598 · 05-05-2009, 05:57 PM

if he had at least a decent car i would somewhat understand...but that thing

Year's_End · 05-05-2009, 06:02 PM

i respect his respect for his car.

ejazbmw · 05-05-2009, 06:11 PM

hmm the cones might to a bit to much, but what about some of you guys who park your car all the way in the back or take to spots up I'm sure the guy in the Ferrari is laughing as well

Septro · 05-05-2009, 06:15 PM

Bentley maybe.. 911 Turbo for sure.. Ferrari/Lambo I could see putting cones around..

But a POS remake of the Thunderbird?? Puleeze. I'm going to start putting cones up on my hooptie 1988 Ford Ranger when I park from now on

canrhea · 05-05-2009, 06:17 PM

ahh only if I had a beater, I would park soo close

KkSc · 05-05-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gofast!

The woman in my office whose window overlooks his spot watched him park and lay out the cones this morning.

ohhhhhhhhh...

jpsum · 05-05-2009, 06:43 PM

I would run over all the cones and park right next to him with my shit box camry.

diablo2112 · 05-05-2009, 07:11 PM

Surprised no one else has noticed this, but he parked under a tree in the Spring. The sap, bird crap, and other stuff coming off trees taught me long ago, to look *up* when you're parking your nice car. What a donk.

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mfstout Lieutenant 22 Rep 429 Posts Drives: e92 328i Coupe Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	What he should really do is just hang those rubber things from the sides of his car like you do with a boat.
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rkick08 Major 87 Rep 1,499 Posts Drives: 2017 M3 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Miami, FL iTrader: (1)	lmfao, way 2 dam funny!
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05-05-2009, 05:15 PM	#28
Andy M 79 Rep 1,208 Posts Drives: 09 BMW 335i xdrive Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Toronto iTrader: (5)	Hahaha wow...that's the best way to get keyed. If you really want to piss him off, don't TAKE the pylons away... add more of them. Or show up earlier than him and surround his parking spot with pylons.
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05-05-2009, 05:24 PM	#30
matts335 Private First Class 9 Rep 159 Posts Drives: 335ixdrive Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: virginia iTrader: (0)	How about taking a permanent marker to the cones? "Reserved for D-bag"....or something to that effect.
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05-05-2009, 05:49 PM	#33
Coldviking Private First Class 3 Rep 105 Posts Drives: 2009 328i coupe Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (0)	I agree that this is pretty darn funny and obviously over the top but I can't help think that the reason why he's doing this is because there are so many morons who never look or care when opening their doors in parking lots. If these idiots didn't exist or just respected other peoples' property a little bit more, people wouldn't go to extremes like this guy.
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05-05-2009, 05:50 PM	#34
TiAg335i Trance Life 330 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	Bahahaahah.....car protection FAIL. What are a couple of cones gonna do against a swinging door? And the juxtaposition of the bright red color just makes it even more hilarious.
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05-05-2009, 05:52 PM	#36
BobS Colonel 98 Rep 2,002 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Southern NJ iTrader: (0)	It would be funny to take a jacked up truck with huge tires and run all the cones over as you park real close to him...
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rjd598 Banned 1772 Rep 6,696 Posts Drives: F30 340i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: San Diego,CA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2016 BMW 340i [0.00]	if he had at least a decent car i would somewhat understand...but that thing
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Year's_End Lieutenant General 1221 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	i respect his respect for his car. __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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ejazbmw blahhh 313 Rep 6,355 Posts Drives: 2014 M235I Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ/NY iTrader: (7)	hmm the cones might to a bit to much, but what about some of you guys who park your car all the way in the back or take to spots up I'm sure the guy in the Ferrari is laughing as well
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Septro Banned 77 Rep 1,649 Posts Drives: '08 e90 335xi Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: C-Bus, OH iTrader: (1)	Bentley maybe.. 911 Turbo for sure.. Ferrari/Lambo I could see putting cones around.. But a POS remake of the Thunderbird?? Puleeze. I'm going to start putting cones up on my hooptie 1988 Ford Ranger when I park from now on
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05-05-2009, 06:17 PM	#41
canrhea Lieutenant 29 Rep 556 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: GA iTrader: (0)	ahh only if I had a beater, I would park soo close
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05-05-2009, 06:43 PM	#43
jpsum Major 286 Rep 1,088 Posts Drives: 2010 TSX Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Haven area iTrader: (4)	I would run over all the cones and park right next to him with my shit box camry.
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diablo2112 2024 M440i GC (G26) 285 Rep 511 Posts Drives: 2024 M440i Gran Coupe Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: USA iTrader: (3)	Surprised no one else has noticed this, but he parked under a tree in the Spring. The sap, bird crap, and other stuff coming off trees taught me long ago, to look up when you're parking your nice car. What a donk.
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