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      12-04-2015, 11:41 AM   #23
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Well have him sit around E90post with you all day and then maybe you guys can call a truce.
He drives a Honda Fit for sure...maybe hondaforums.com?
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Mine has this weird thing about goats too. I don't know why i'm still here.
Dude...I heard a thing on the interwebs about goats and ass pics. Is this a thing now? smh
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I can see him now...he's smirking at his monitor like he just posted something funny and is all full of himself. Jerk...
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He drives a Honda Fit for sure...maybe hondaforums.com?
Honda Fit??? Oh no he's probably on Grindr then..
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I can see him now...he's smirking at his monitor like he just posted something funny and is all full of himself. Jerk...
For some reason this one cracked me the fuck up. haha
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I can see him now...he's smirking at his monitor like he just posted something funny and is all full of himself. Jerk...
Yup he's staring at some man meat as we speak. Probably ogling over Jared's footlong.
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Honda Fit??? Oh no he's probably on Grindr then..
Ah yes...riding the rainbow cock carousel...
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Yup he's staring at some man meet as we speak. Probably ogling over Jared's footlong.
He does dress like a douchebag...
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Dude...I heard a thing on the interwebs about goats and ass pics. Is this a thing now? smh
I think it is, mine had the actual balls to ask me to take a picture of his ass for him!

I was like WTF dude!?! Sexual harassment can be man on man!! Then he's all like, Bro, chill. It's for a good cause and tosses me the camera.

What was i supposed to do at that point? I thought it was just some goat porn site but i'm glad to know there is an actually goat / ass thing going on.
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He does dress like a douchebag...
Yeah I'm sure he's giving handies to guys named Brucie while cruising around in his Honda Fit.
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I think it is, mine had the actual balls to ask me to take a picture of his ass for him!
Fuuuuuck...our bosses are the same faggoty asswipes! Grinder, goats, ass shots...

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I was like WTF dude!?! Sexual harassment can be man on man!!
How's your HR dept? File a report?
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Fuuuuuck...our bosses are the same faggoty asswipes! Grinder, goats, ass shots...



How's your HR dept? File a report?
I think i'm just going to keep collecting the dirt and get a fat raise next year.
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Yeah I'm sure he's giving handies to guys named Brucie while cruising around in his Honda Fit.
No kidding. Mofo lives by himself also. After this year I might look for another job.
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I think i'm just going to keep collecting the dirt and get a fat raise next year.
Hell yeah. Stick it to the man...uhhh...I mean, show him who's boss. Not "stick it to the man" like fuck him in the ass...
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He's smirking again...
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Now he's texting someone...
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He's smirking again...
I guess he likes what he'll be sucking on tonight.
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Now he's texting someone...
Oh nice, it's gonna be a threesome. He's going for some sandwich action..
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I guess he likes what he'll be sucking on tonight.
We have an office party tonight...he'll be sucking on a vodka tonic with a wedge of lime, as usual.
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He pretends to work, but I saw his screen one day...some car forum..Audi, maybe.
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uhg.... Audi.... how do you stand him?!?

Mine has this weird thing about goats too. I don't know why i'm still here.
Maybe we should start our own union guys?

My boss also spend ungodly amount of time on an Audi forum, and the goat thing sounds eerily familiar.

Oh, the thing is, the fucker makes it all seem too easy, so everyone just assumes she never lifts her fat ass. Hell, even I don't believe she's done one day of work in her life.
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We have an office party tonight...he'll be sucking on a vodka tonic with a wedge of lime, as usual.
Oh he'll save that "sandwich" for the after party.
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We have an office party tonight...he'll be sucking on a vodka tonic with a wedge of lime, as usual.
I'm switching off my work phone at 7.30 tonight. I expect great drunk texting gf!
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