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      04-03-2023, 03:51 PM   #23
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'' I blew up the building''
''Why?''
''Because you made a phone call''
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      04-16-2023, 12:19 AM   #29
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      04-28-2023, 11:14 AM   #30
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Good sci-fi flick.


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There were so many hilarious outtakes that I'm surprised that they ever finished the movie.


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Ranks up with the most quotable movies ever...
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Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

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      05-15-2023, 07:39 AM   #38
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“It’s called English Motherfu$&er, do you speak it!?”
say 'what' again! i dare you!
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      05-16-2023, 02:20 PM   #40
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Apologies in advance for the NSFW language, but one of my favorite lines, Robert De Niro to Charles Grodin in "Midnight Run".

"I only have two words for you: Shut the fuck up."
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      05-17-2023, 08:03 AM   #43
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"No more and then"
Quite possibly one of the worst movies ever but you'll have this stuck in your head today

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Does your dog bite?

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