July 31st is National Orgasm Day

dinonz · 07-30-2018, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

And mines the 1st. Married 22 years now...so, same here

Well don't look at me!

UncleWede · 07-30-2018, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm gonna go for extra credit and shoot it over the border

Can u see Russia from ur house too?

Dang3r · 07-31-2018, 12:55 AM

Just be sure to order enough Viagra to get the full nine Yards

blau iii · 07-31-2018, 09:01 AM

anyone have a link for the article, so i can send to my wife?

Joekerr · 07-31-2018, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by blau iii

anyone have a link for the article, so i can send to my wife?

I'd say talk to the OP, but I imagine he's too busy hitting the resend button frantically every minute or two to his wife, in hopes that she'll give in in time...

But seriously, why wouldn't you just google it? He gave you all the info, Toronto sun, author, etc.

RABAUKE · 07-31-2018, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by blau iii

anyone have a link for the article, so i can send to my wife?

Here you go, good luck.....I could talk to her for you if you like, put in a good word.

https://torontosun.com/life/sex-file...-are-you-ready

blau iii · 07-31-2018, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RABAUKE

Here you go, good luck.....I could talk to her for you if you like, put in a good word.

https://torontosun.com/life/sex-file...-are-you-ready

God speed, friend. We have three kids..

jgoens · 07-31-2018, 02:10 PM

So, it's national beat off day?

Joekerr · 07-31-2018, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by blau iii

God speed, friend. We have three kids..

Is it true that after three kids its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

There is a relatively simple fix though...get fixed. If there is no danger to having a fourth, she might be inclined to have sex more often. Might is the key word of course.

Joekerr · 07-31-2018, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

So, it's national beat off day?

Basically. Whether married or not, men everywhere will celebrate this day most likely in this fashion, as they did the day before it and the day after it. Which maybe is not so much of a special occasion after all.

JamesWWIII · 07-31-2018, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Is it true that after three kids its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Not if she had all three via C-section!

Joekerr · 07-31-2018, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesWWIII

Not if she had all three via C-section!

Man who knows stuff right here....

Captain Blood · 07-31-2018, 03:19 PM

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JamesWWIII · 07-31-2018, 03:28 PM

^^^^
People who made that shirt could've at least bothered to look up the spelling of ORGASM.

Joekerr · 07-31-2018, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

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Typo? Or am I not getting it?

Captain Blood · 07-31-2018, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Typo? Or am I not getting it?

Sam wants to have a good time?

zx10guy · 07-31-2018, 03:35 PM

My request for a day off to get off was denied.

ShopVac · 07-31-2018, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Wind Breezes

What bullshit commercialism. I'll make sure not to have any orgasms tomorrow. Who's with me?

Apparently I am - come to find out the wife's raggin' it. Guess I'm out for my B-Day too.

And yes, my wife is fully aware that her mouth still works.

1MOREMOD · 07-31-2018, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ShopVac

Apparently I am - come to find out the wife's raggin' it. Guess I'm out for my B-Day too.

And yes, my wife is fully aware that her mouth still works.

Every red day is a b j day wtf get her on it

Needbmwpartzz · 07-31-2018, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by blau iii

God speed, friend. We have three kids..

Is it true that after three kids its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

There is a relatively simple fix though...get fixed. If there is no danger to having a fourth, she might be inclined to have sex more often. Might is the key word of course.

Love that saying(here to hoping for a renovation of hallway).....better to give yourself a hand if no reno.

JamesWWIII · 07-31-2018, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Wind Breezes

What bullshit commercialism. I'll make sure not to have any orgasms tomorrow. Who's with me?

Wow...you're just determined not to have any happiness in your life whatsoever.

Guess I have to at least respect how committed you are to this personal philosophy of being contrarian and miserable.

The Wind Breezes · 07-31-2018, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesWWIII

Wow...you're just determined not to have any happiness in your life whatsoever.

Guess I have to at least respect how committed you are to this personal philosophy of being contrarian and miserable.

lol, this guy really got offended by some posts I made in another thread. Lighten up Francis!

I ended up having a good wank anyway.

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