Pick Up Lines =)

JayKay335i · 12-12-2010, 04:04 PM

Anatomically speaking, you can't touch your elbows together.

Turbo>NA · 12-12-2010, 04:06 PM

If a girl is sober, good luck.

If shis drunk, or typsy or plastered it wont matter what you. If you look decent and if you can dance stupid. You can get her easy.

Some lines I used on the latina girls in high school.

"Wanna get some Pizza and Fuck?" No! "What?! You dont like Pizza?"

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is YOU!"

"You wanna go dance?" WTF who are you, get away! "No no no, I said you look fat in those pants."

I have others.

skinnycow · 12-12-2010, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

If a girl is sober, good luck.

If shis drunk, or typsy or plastered it wont matter what you. If you look decent and if you can dance stupid. You can get her easy.

Some lines I used on the latina girls in high school.

"Wanna get some Pizza and Fuck?" No! "What?! You dont like Pizza?"

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is YOU!"

"You wanna go dance?" WTF who are you, get away! "No no no, I said you look fat in those pants."

I have others.

GOLFFRR · 12-12-2010, 04:09 PM

ok here is a good one.

you approach a girl and ask her to dance, she says "sorry i have a bf" you say "i have a cat" she replies with "what" you reply with "o im sorry i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter" hahaha

never tried it just over heard a friend telling it to a girl at a bar once and it worked

Turbo>NA · 12-12-2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GOLFFRR

ok here is a good one.

you approach a girl and ask her to dance, she says "sorry i have a bf" you say "i have a cat" she replies with "what" you reply with "o im sorry i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter" hahaha

never tried it just over hear a friend telling it to a girl at a bar once and it worked

I used Goldfish. Most ppl like cats. Goldfish, who gives a fuck about.

CollinsE90 · 12-12-2010, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

If a girl is sober, good luck.

If shis drunk, or typsy or plastered it wont matter what you. If you look decent and if you can dance stupid. You can get her easy.

Some lines I used on the latina girls in high school.

"Wanna get some Pizza and Fuck?" No! "What?! You dont like Pizza?"

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is YOU!"

"You wanna go dance?" WTF who are you, get away! "No no no, I said you look fat in those pants."

I have others.

anyone can pickup a drunk bish, its the sober ones that make the player. most girls go to a bar in hopes of a good looking guy approaching them..they dont get drunk they just sip their fruity drink waiting...I deliberately ignore the drunk bitches and go for the hottest ones I can find, ones that are just sipping drinks and show them attention, because they are waiting for it.

EmmettBrown · 12-12-2010, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GOLFFRR

ok here is a good one.

you approach a girl and ask her to dance, she says "sorry i have a bf" you say "i have a cat" she replies with "what" you reply with "o im sorry i thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter" hahaha

never tried it just over hear a friend telling it to a girl at a bar once and it worked

i kid you not i tried this in the car one time. i was totally fucking around and wasnt even serious (didnt care if i got rejected or not.... girl wasnt even that great looking). i was leaving this food place and this girl and her friends were sitting out front and kept looking so i just smiled. i got in my car to leave and they left too and next thing you know we are on the street at a light next to each other.

i looked beside, smiled and started talking. she said she had a bf yada yadda yadda. i told her i had a goldfish and that i thought we were talking about things that dont matter. she laughed, then i told her we can be friends lol.

she ended up asking for my cellphone number (to be "fair" i guess lol) instead of me getting hers and called me that same night

talk about being desperate... so much for your bf

iBoost · 12-12-2010, 04:13 PM

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

TK-421 · 12-12-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Anatomically speaking, you can't touch your elbows together.

I've gone 4 for 4 with this one. Mostly for teh lulz

Turbo>NA · 12-12-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

anyone can pickup a drunk bish, its the sober ones that make the player. most girls go to a bar in hopes of a good looking guy approaching them..they dont get drunk they just sip their fruity drink waiting...I deliberately ignore the drunk bitches and go for the hottest ones I can find, ones that are just sipping drinks and show them attention, because they are waiting for it.

This.

Like if I have a fresh hair cut, clothes, and just feeling good in general. I what that. But if Im lazy and its friday night and I wanna hookup, I go after the latina drunkies.

But the drunkies are too fun.

choicez · 12-12-2010, 04:13 PM

there's a thread about this already...

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...ght=pick+lines

EmmettBrown · 12-12-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by choicez

there's a thread about this already...

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...ght=pick+lines

this will be the 2010 edition

Turbo>NA · 12-12-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

i kid you not i tried this in the car one time. i was totally fucking around and wasnt even serious (didnt care if i got rejected or not.... girl wasnt even that great looking). i was leaving this food place and this girl and her friends were sitting out front and kept looking so i just smiled. i got in my car to leave and they left too and next thing you know we are on the street at a light next to each other.

i looked beside, smiled and started talking. she said she had a bf yada yadda yadda. i told her i had a goldfish and that i thought we were talking about things that dont matter. she laughed, then i told her we can be friends lol.

she ended up asking for my cellphone number (to be "fair" i guess lol) instead of me getting hers and called me that same night

talk about being desperate... so much for your bf

She never had one.

Defense mechanism. You beat Hers.

CollinsE90 · 12-12-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

This.

Like if I have a fresh hair cut, clothes, and just feeling good in general. I what that. But if Im lazy and its friday night and I wanna hookup, I go after the latina drunkies.

But the drunkies are too fun.

The drunkies are the clingers and crazy ones...trust me I know haha

Javi335 · 12-12-2010, 04:16 PM

mine:

hi

hi

you want to win 200$ easily?

fuck u

ok ... 250?

EmmettBrown · 12-12-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

She never had one.

Defense mechanism. You beat Hers.

bf or not, i won and thats all that matters IMO

when she asked for my number instead of me getting hers though, i thought i was fucked hahaha

Turbo>NA · 12-12-2010, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

bf or not, i won and thats all that matters IMO

when she asked for my number instead of me getting hers though, i thought i was fucked hahaha

Exactly. Right place right time. Did you smash or no?

BrokenVert · 12-12-2010, 04:21 PM

I can go up to the hottest girl in the party and just start talking to her.

Most guys are too scared to say anything to the hotties because they dont want to look stupid getting rejected and a lot of the time...so they get bored. So I go up and just start a very unawkward conversation about anything I can talk about...its mostly about the latest cuse game (theres at least one a weekend) and it goes from there

I never used pick up lines in highschool or while ive been at college. Although it is fun to reject the hottie if she wants to do something with me, nice little role reversal there, because im not the best looking guy. Im cute, but a bit puggy.

Im not desperate because I have a gf that ive been dating for the last 2 years and she doesnt let me get bored

Forgot to mention, dont look down their shirt. They take you more seriously when you are looking them in the eye while talking.

CollinsE90 · 12-12-2010, 04:23 PM

another thing, the hottest chicks usually are the loneliest bc guys are to scared to talk...you cant be some dumbfuck and trip over your words, takes a lot of practice to get them interested, always have a comeback, hell I even make fun of myself sometimes like "damn im crashing and burning" just to get a smile

another thing

ALWAYS KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY, if the bish isnt interested move on, dont be a creep

EmmettBrown · 12-12-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

Exactly. Right place right time. Did you smash or no?

nope. i can be honest about it and not have to lie so i can feel better on the internets haha.

i actually had and still have a gf

BrokenVert · 12-12-2010, 04:25 PM

"Are you and angel? Cause youve got great cans"

chungdae · 12-12-2010, 04:40 PM

My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

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BrokenVert Resident Kerbalnaut 483 Rep 10,703 Posts Drives: Topless Brute/Hybrid Boogaloo Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Fahrvergnügen/NY iTrader: (0)	I can go up to the hottest girl in the party and just start talking to her. Most guys are too scared to say anything to the hotties because they dont want to look stupid getting rejected and a lot of the time...so they get bored. So I go up and just start a very unawkward conversation about anything I can talk about...its mostly about the latest cuse game (theres at least one a weekend) and it goes from there I never used pick up lines in highschool or while ive been at college. Although it is fun to reject the hottie if she wants to do something with me, nice little role reversal there, because im not the best looking guy. Im cute, but a bit puggy. Im not desperate because I have a gf that ive been dating for the last 2 years and she doesnt let me get bored Forgot to mention, dont look down their shirt. They take you more seriously when you are looking them in the eye while talking. __________________ Last edited by BrokenVert; 12-12-2010 at 04:26 PM..
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CollinsE90 Where my bitches 771 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	another thing, the hottest chicks usually are the loneliest bc guys are to scared to talk...you cant be some dumbfuck and trip over your words, takes a lot of practice to get them interested, always have a comeback, hell I even make fun of myself sometimes like "damn im crashing and burning" just to get a smile another thing ALWAYS KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY, if the bish isnt interested move on, dont be a creep __________________
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