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      12-28-2010, 01:12 AM   #23
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      12-28-2010, 01:40 AM   #24
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      12-28-2010, 02:27 AM   #25
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      12-28-2010, 02:33 AM   #26
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      12-28-2010, 03:43 PM   #27
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Have sex with an Asian chick
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I was asking because in my experience 25ish year old chicks are the ones who can be FB without getting clingy, if you were 18 that would be hard, reason I asked
Depends really

When I was 18, my gf at the time was 24

So even if he is 18, he can find a girl in her mid 20s

But you are right with that; mid 20s is the prime for FWB.

late 20s they want to get serious, early 30s they want to settle down (either that or they want to have a FWB on the side)

early 20s is mixed... if they're slutty they'll prly be down, but will end up getting attached

I have never had sex or any relationship (be it bf/gf or FWB) with a teenager so I cannot comment on someone under 20.


My resolution is very simple and the one I've had every year:
Be at a better position (financially, spiritually, sexually, emotionally etc) next year compared to the past year.
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      12-28-2010, 03:44 PM   #28
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      12-28-2010, 03:52 PM   #29
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I have never had sex or any relationship (be it bf/gf or FWB) with a teenager so I cannot comment on someone under 20.


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What were you doing in high school?
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      12-28-2010, 04:06 PM   #30
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What were you doing in high school?
With older women.

When you're 16 and have a full blown goatee/beard (I'm Persian... we're hairy) and wear dress shoes/shirts all the time, older women tend to take you more seriously than girls your own age; as long as you never tell them your real age that is.
Girls my age never believed that I was the same age...
only my close friends who knew me when since I was younger... and well, you don't really sleep with your good/close friends
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What were you doing in high school?
With older women.

When you're 16 and have a full blown goatee/beard (I'm Persian... we're hairy) and wear dress shoes/shirts all the time, older women tend to take you more seriously than girls your own age; as long as you never tell them your real age that is.
Girls my age never believed that I was the same age...
only my close friends who knew me when since I was younger... and well, you don't really sleep with your good/close friends
What he said^
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      12-28-2010, 04:19 PM   #32
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With older women.

When you're 16 and have a full blown goatee/beard (I'm Persian... we're hairy) and wear dress shoes/shirts all the time, older women tend to take you more seriously than girls your own age; as long as you never tell them your real age that is.
Girls my age never believed that I was the same age...
only my close friends who knew me when since I was younger... and well, you don't really sleep with your good/close friends
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      12-28-2010, 04:39 PM   #34
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i don't need to make resolutions, i've already been doing all the stuff I need to do...
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      12-28-2010, 04:44 PM   #35
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You got it right lol !

You should really see my passport picture

I look like a damn Terrorist no joke

no wonder i keep getting random checks...
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      12-28-2010, 09:33 PM   #36
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      12-28-2010, 09:47 PM   #37
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      12-28-2010, 10:02 PM   #38
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i love new years resolutions because they make me assloads of money. it's funny how all these people need some bullshit resolution to get into a gym. the majority of people relying on resolutions to fix their mistakes in life end up falling back to their normal routine halfway through the year.
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      12-28-2010, 10:03 PM   #39
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+1 I've been catching the yellow fever lately.
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      12-28-2010, 10:17 PM   #40
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I dont usually make resolutions but this is going to be way easy. I lost around 25lbs in a month, mostly because I was an idiot... Now I get to stuff myself and work out until I'm the right size again. Suck on that fatties!
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      12-28-2010, 10:18 PM   #41
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+1 I've been catching the yellow fever lately.
Wildest sex I've ever had was with an asian chick.

True story.

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      12-28-2010, 10:34 PM   #42
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      12-28-2010, 10:42 PM   #43
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+1 I've been catching the yellow fever lately.
Just make sure it doesn't turn into the yellow plague... like someone... *coughcough*


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Wildest sex I've ever had was with an asian chick.

True story.
True here too. They're light and easy to move around etc.




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^ damn, she looks like my cousin.

maybe you can help the people needing to fulfill their Asian desires? lol :P
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