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      03-05-2018, 02:08 PM   #23
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is that like compression ratio ?
How many posts do you have to make before you get a rep???

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      03-05-2018, 02:08 PM   #24
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are you using the word bitch as a derogation ? or that asking him to quiet his dog of female persuasion....

just asking ?

this American language is really crazy heh !

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Stfu bitch, we all saw those pics you posted of your glorious hair. We all know you use your sex appeal to gain favor here and we are weak for falling for it every time!
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      03-05-2018, 02:08 PM   #25
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Let us just talk about post/reps ratios, shall we???

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My score is improving especially in the last couple of months the ratio is much closer. I'm sure back in 05 your ratio was less favorable. I think the ratio should be tracked by the site and reset every few months.
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      03-05-2018, 02:08 PM   #26
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Let us just talk about post/reps ratios, shall we???

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Yeah, your strategy works better than mine!

Look man, I'm 48, hairy, mostly covered with cheetos crumbs and my wife beaters has had better days. How can you even use me as an example to compare to your shining beauty? Think about those poor losers compare worse than I to you! If someone has a lower post to point ratio than I they must be horribly miserable and they should get a donation box next to their handle so people like you who are doing so well could give them a point or two every now and then since hints clearly are not working.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      03-05-2018, 02:11 PM   #27
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I'm heading over to the bimmerpost admin site topic center. We have GOT to get that sarcasm font worked out!!!

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are you using the word bitch as a derogation ? or that asking him to quiet his dog of female persuasion....

just asking ?
You're confusing me. This is the off topic section, correct? Here that's an endearment of the highest class.

Get your copy of the ot dictionary!
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      03-05-2018, 02:14 PM   #29
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You're confusing me. This is the off topic section, correct? Here that's an endearment of the highest class.

Get your copy of the ot dictionary!
Aren't admins supposed to keep these #whippersnappers out of here for a certain period, so they learn the rules????
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Aren't admins supposed to keep these #whippersnappers out of here for a certain period, so they learn the rules????
I already brought up dicks on the suggestions side so I think they're relying on us self governing on issues that may be resulting from mild to severe uptightness or uncooperative anuses.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      03-05-2018, 02:38 PM   #31
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Let us just talk about post/reps ratios, shall we???

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Yes, let's talk about these ratios. I'd like to add one.

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Take that! For now.
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      03-05-2018, 02:52 PM   #32
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listen for this thread to be effective, BEFORE YOU REPLY
rep everyone above you

I have

you have all been repped,
kinda like a multiple orgasm
I didn't cum. You missed the clit.
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      03-05-2018, 02:59 PM   #33
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listen for this thread to be effective, BEFORE YOU REPLY
rep everyone above you

I have

you have all been repped,
kinda like a multiple orgasm
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I didn't cum. You missed the clit.


So you are a.........pussy!

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      03-05-2018, 03:21 PM   #34
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So you are a.........pussy!

I am what I eat.
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      03-05-2018, 03:46 PM   #35
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I didn't cum. You missed the clit.
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So you are a.........pussy!

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I am what I eat.
Nice try at getting out of it. Just admit your faux pas and take the licks. We all do it at some point!

And yes, pun intended on the bold parts.
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      03-05-2018, 05:35 PM   #36
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Wait, I have more posts AND reps than both of you combined, and nobody is licking me???
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      03-05-2018, 05:51 PM   #37
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So it looks like I'm getting likes now but the overall rep score hasn't gone up to reflect that. Maybe they're still tweeking the system or any likes on this thread in particular don't count towards the total since off topic is no longer counted.
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      03-05-2018, 07:00 PM   #38
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Mine seems to have gone up a bit
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      03-05-2018, 08:21 PM   #39
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Looks like you get two points if someone appreciates a bmw related post but none for off topic, such as here. Just got 2 for an appreciate regarding a post about how bmw is a drivers car and Mercedes a luxury cruiser.

https://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1472861

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      03-05-2018, 08:25 PM   #40
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mine has nearly doubled.. to 308

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My score has dropped from 260ish to 208 ???
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mine has nearly doubled.. to 308
It says 358
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      03-05-2018, 08:29 PM   #42
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story of my life...

mind you I'm more of a g-spot man... better orgasm.

allegedly (I'm asleep long by then, but the vibe, is on full throttle and jammed all the way in)

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OMG this is WAY better than sex... and cheaper.

Don't have to buy flowers, chocolates, expensive meal, no foreplay
and don't have to hug afterwards

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So I'm at 456 now.
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