The "Cry Closet"

Maestro · 05-01-2018, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'd use it as a safe space to jerk one out in public

so your that guy in the park...

Hawkeye · 05-01-2018, 04:14 PM

Sounds like the code name for a masturbation closet

edit: I should have known it was common knowledge and someone else had already said it

zgood4u · 05-01-2018, 04:18 PM

Thin the herd.

BSM n54iS · 05-01-2018, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by zgood4u

Thin the herd.

China will do it for us eventually, never seen a cry closet over there..

Captain Blood · 05-01-2018, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Maestro

I am now totally convince Universities have completely lost it. The University of Utah has put in "Cry Closet" so student can cry in a safe space.

http://www.thisisinsider.com/cry-clo...-campus-2018-4

So you go in, cry, then come out of the closet?

F30lolz · 05-01-2018, 05:48 PM

Wtf no Piglet?

Ban

1MOREMOD · 05-01-2018, 05:50 PM

I wouldn't wanna be the dude that has to clean that closet

Poiseuille · 05-01-2018, 06:21 PM

The American University System is beyond parody. All further ridicule is now redundant.

Germanauto · 05-01-2018, 06:24 PM

They are just catering to a small minority of pussies who are supported vehemently by the media.

I graduated from a big Div 1 school in 2014 and am glad I didn't have to put up with this nonsense too much. But then again, I studied something useful so I wasn't exposed to all the crazy gender studies and arts pussies.

Germanauto · 05-01-2018, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Poiseuille

The American University System is beyond parody. All further ridicule is now redundant.

Meanwhile, the Asian students are busy studying.

Having been born and raised in the states, I've had both the Indian and "American" perspective on education. I grew up always wondering why non-Indian/Asian kids were so distracted by useless shyt. It all starts comes back to home environment and culture.

UncleWede · 05-01-2018, 07:05 PM

After a few beers, I imagine tipping closets becomes the new in thing!!!

DETRoadster · 05-01-2018, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

After a few beers, I imagine tipping closets becomes the new in thing!!!

I was thinking the exact same thing. I know what would have happened if me and my insensitive, probably drunk, dipsh*t buddies and I had stumbled across the cry closet back when I was in college. We would have promptly tipped it over on its door, thus trapping the poor crying bastard inside. Good times back then in the 90s. You'd get a stern lecture for pulling that stunt. Today it would be considered an act of racially motivated gender terrorism. #TippedToo

kprocivic · 05-01-2018, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Maestro

so your that guy in the park...

Wack-off-ender is the scientific name.

Captain Blood · 05-01-2018, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

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Originally Posted by Poiseuille

The American University System is beyond parody. All further ridicule is now redundant.

Meanwhile, the Asian students are busy studying.

Having been born and raised in the states, I've had both the Indian and "American" perspective on education. I grew up always wondering why non-Indian/Asian kids were so distracted by useless shyt. It all starts comes back to home environment and culture.

I take exception to that. Things are great here. The Indian culture you're talking about, it isn't doing much for India right now is it?

rlmesq · 05-01-2018, 08:50 PM

I was working as a news writer at a television station when the space shuttle Challenger exploded. Of course, everyone immediately went into full tilt breaking news mode and put emotions aside... but I saw more than a few people step into a corner to shed a few tears when the reality sank in, before they went back to their places.

We could have used one that day.

Germanauto · 05-01-2018, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

I take exception to that. Things are great here. The Indian culture you're talking about, it isn't doing much for India right now is it?

Do you even look at statistics?

Of all American ethnic groups, Indians have the highest literacy rate, highest % of bachelors and master's degrees, highest household income, lowest teenage pregnancy rate, lowest drug usage, etc. The list goes on forever.

Call out India for being however shitty it is, but there's no denying that a culture that places emphasis on family, cultural values, education, and not being a whining pussy goes far.

And if things are so great here, why are you always whining about Trump in the political forum?

irishbimmer · 05-01-2018, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rlmesq

I was working as a news writer at a television station when the space shuttle Challenger exploded. Of course, everyone immediately went into full tilt breaking news mode and put emotions aside... but I saw more than a few people step into a corner to shed a few tears when the reality sank in, before they went back to their places.

We could have used one that day.

Yes, I had an airplane with a family of five crash onto my tennis club years later and many were suffering from PSTD seeing young children broiled in the wreckage. It is unimaginable.

Mingwan · 05-01-2018, 10:55 PM

Looks like you can easily knock it over while someone’s inside. Nice.

Captain Blood · 05-01-2018, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Germanauto

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Originally Posted by Real Dodger

I take exception to that. Things are great here. The Indian culture you're talking about, it isn't doing much for India right now is it?

Do you even look at statistics?

Of all American ethnic groups, Indians have the highest literacy rate, highest % of bachelors and master's degrees, highest household income, lowest teenage pregnancy rate, lowest drug usage, etc. The list goes on forever.

Call out India for being however shitty it is, but there's no denying that a culture that places emphasis on family, cultural values, education, and not being a whining pussy goes far.

And if things are so great here, why are you always whining about Trump in the political forum?

You don't like me pointing out facts about Trump? go use your cry closet.

Maynard · 05-02-2018, 08:50 AM

I think you are all missing what a great thing this is. Now when some snowflake starts spewing because she thinks she got a C on that exam even though she deserved at least a B+, you are free to say 'not here, go to the closet' and you won't have to put up with it.

And if you need to find someplace like this for sex, drugs, or wanking, then you are definitely going to the wrong college.

King Rudi · 05-02-2018, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I wouldn't wanna be the dude that has to clean that closet

All I can think about now is the "Jizz Mopper" scene from Clerks.

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Originally Posted by Poiseuille

The American University System is beyond parody. All further ridicule is now redundant.

Very well stated.

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Originally Posted by Maynard

And if you need to find someplace like this for sex, drugs, or wanking, then you are definitely going to the wrong college.

If most are like me, it's not that I NEED to find a place such as this....I like to think of myself as an opportunist. If the occasion/opportunity presents itself I like to make use of all viable options.

UncleWede · 05-02-2018, 10:09 AM

The way the edges are just cut out like it was torn from an alternate reality . . . The Drawing of the Three?

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