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View Poll Results: How much are you spending on your gf this year for christmas?
Under 100 10 18.18%
101 - 200 8 14.55%
201 - 400 18 32.73%
401 - 750 4 7.27%
751 - 1500 7 12.73%
Over 1500 8 14.55%
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      10-26-2017, 09:34 AM   #23
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Probably around $400-500 between her Christmas / bday (they're pretty close) since she wants a Vitamix blender and I think that's about what they run.

Though as a really romantic gesture, we both are considering also buying a set of pots/pans as each other's gift this year instead. Because...practical.

I on the other hand am gunning for a shotgun. That might be a bit of a pipe dream right now since I don't know how I'm getting out of the house with two kids to use it.
Let's try to guess what I'll get!

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2017: This is a big mystery and i spend my days wondering what the answer will be! I'll be sure to let you all know when i open it!
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Probably around $400-500 between her Christmas / bday (they're pretty close) since she wants a Vitamix blender and I think that's about what they run.

Though as a really romantic gesture, we both are considering also buying a set of pots/pans as each other's gift this year instead. Because...practical.

I on the other hand am gunning for a shotgun. That might be a bit of a pipe dream right now since I don't know how I'm getting out of the house with two kids to use it.
If your holding a shotgun getting thru the kids shouldn't be an issue.
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      10-26-2017, 09:40 AM   #25
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If your holding a shotgun getting thru the kids shouldn't be an issue.
Made me chuckle.
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Let's try to guess what I'll get!

2005: A 12 pack of socks.
2006: A 12 pack of socks.
2007: A 12 pack of socks.
2008: A 12 pack of socks.
2009: A 12 pack of socks.
2010: A 12 pack of socks.
2011: A 12 pack of socks.
2012: A 12 pack of socks.
2013: A 12 pack of socks.
2014: A 12 pack of socks.
2015: A 12 pack of socks.
2016: A 12 pack of socks.

2017: This is a big mystery and i spend my days wondering what the answer will be! I'll be sure to let you all know when i open it!
Can I have your husband's email address? Please? I have a wonderful idea for him that I'm sure will delight you greatly.

I have a hint for you: It will come in a black velvet box to highlight its shimmering properties.
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Can I have your husband's email address? Please? I have a wonderful idea for him that I'm sure will delight you greatly.
Oh no, i couldn't take the extra excitement!
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Oh no, i couldn't take the extra excitement!
I edited my post above to see if I could make the offer more attractive.
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Pizza box only 2 inches deep you got probs
LOL good one.


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Pizza box only 2 inches deep you got probs
I dunno - I'm sure he can fill the extra space with wrapping paper or something....
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I edited my post above to see if I could make the offer more attractive.
Is it a sock?
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Is it a sock?
Not quite. But from a dimensions perspective, it is remarkably close.

Think of it like white gold...similar colour and precious to you, while not actually being a metal.
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Not quite. But from a dimensions perspective, it is remarkably close.

Think of it like white gold...similar colour and precious to you, while not actually being a metal.
A donated pearl necklace!

Or a sock
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A donated pearl necklace!

Or a sock
Pearl necklaces are always fun to give as gifts.
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Let's try to guess what I'll get!

2005: A 12 pack of socks.
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2014: A 12 pack of socks.
2015: A 12 pack of socks.
2016: A 12 pack of socks.

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2017 - gift coupon in socks market
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2017 - gift coupon in socks market
Hmm, this would be wild, since the usual is 12 pairs of black socks. With your creative way I could get red ones!
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Hmm, this would be wild, since the usual is 12 pairs of black socks. With your creative way I could get red ones!
Or exchange it with a friend who has 12 pairs of black panties.
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Or exchange it with a friend who has 12 pairs of black panties.
My friends mainly wear boxers. I think this move you're suggesting would limit further of my chances of pearls.
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Pearl necklace for the GF sounds like a plan!!

Wife - Lups what animal are we gifting this year?
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