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      02-22-2009, 11:24 PM   #23
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      02-22-2009, 11:34 PM   #24
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What's the character limit for messages on here? I don't think I can fit in all the W's I want to use when I say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...

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      02-22-2009, 11:38 PM   #25
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ill wait till she hits puberty to pass judgement
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      02-23-2009, 12:31 AM   #26
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      02-24-2009, 05:26 PM   #27
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I think you'd appreciate this saying...

"if the field has grass, play ball." LOL
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      02-24-2009, 06:12 PM   #28
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I think you'd appreciate this saying...

"if the field has grass, play ball." LOL
"if not, roll over and play in the mud"
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      02-24-2009, 06:24 PM   #29
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"if not, roll over and play in the mud"
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      02-24-2009, 06:26 PM   #30
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She's gonna be the next Lohan when she gets older, and she'll be much hotter if she won't turn into a crackwhore!



Dakota Fanning turns 15 tomorrow almost legal

This is coming from a guy that fucked the meatloaf his mother cooked last night.
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      02-24-2009, 06:29 PM   #31
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      02-24-2009, 06:34 PM   #32
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      02-24-2009, 06:36 PM   #33
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these sayings are golden
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these sayings are golden
John i have to ask. Who's the person in your avatar?
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      02-24-2009, 07:03 PM   #35
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John i have to ask. Who's the person in your avatar?
its my gf, boxxy
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      02-24-2009, 07:08 PM   #36
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John i have to ask. Who's the person in your avatar?
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
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      02-24-2009, 07:08 PM   #37
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its my gf, boxxy
GTFO
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GTFO
/b/oxxy <3
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      02-24-2009, 07:09 PM   #39
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nice try with the edit, andrew
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      02-24-2009, 07:10 PM   #40
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these sayings are so funny...

but since i left my morals out of this thread, here's another:

"It's not rape if they can't talk [yet]."

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      02-24-2009, 07:12 PM   #41
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How about ..??

Emma Roberts

She just turned 18 and is the neice of Julia Roberts. Daughter of Eric Roberts.



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      02-24-2009, 07:17 PM   #42
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How about ..??

Emma Roberts

She just turned 18 and is the neice of Julia Roberts. Daughter of Eric Roberts.



Meh. Girl in Joh's avatar is much better.
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Meh. Girl in Joh's avatar is much better.
Who? Boxxxxy ???

Uhh...
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      02-24-2009, 07:28 PM   #44
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nice try with the edit, andrew
What edit? My post doesn't say it was edited, now does it? That means you took away my smiley to make me seem like an ass. Thanks John!
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