Would you trade your wife in for a new Porsche?

are0lies · 05-14-2018, 10:53 PM

Sea-Tac · 05-14-2018, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by irishbimmer

Have had several Porsche's (6or7) and would not trade, although at times during our relationship I would have gone for a test drive.

MKSixer · 05-14-2018, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by irishbimmer

Have had several Porsche's (6or7) and would not trade, although at times during our relationship I would have gone for a test drive.

HAHAHAHA!!

You sir, win the internet today. That's the funniest thing I've heard/read all day!!
I have no commentary as none is needed.

Brilliant!!

AlpineWhite_SJ · 05-15-2018, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by are0lies

I was going to say...Singer?

redvitesse · 05-15-2018, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AlpineWhite_SJ

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Originally Posted by are0lies

I was going to say...Singer?

Or Ruf yellow bird. New stuff from Porsche just doesn't do it for me

DETRoadster · 05-15-2018, 12:55 AM

I'd gladly trade my first wife for a Porsche. Yeah, I'd take that trade all day long. The current wife, not so much.

Spa2k · 05-15-2018, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

I'd gladly trade my first wife for a Porsche. Yeah, I'd take that trade all day long. The current wife, not so much.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

RABAUKE · 05-15-2018, 07:18 AM

Ok, it's not new but I always wanted a 993

Lups · 05-15-2018, 07:29 AM

Hell no.

I'd trade him for a ford focus most days but hell no, no Porsche.

Poiseuille · 05-15-2018, 08:52 AM

way back when 'Autoweek' was called 'Competition Press', and it was a tabloid-sized newspaper that arrived at your door every week, and when pickup trucks and family-haulers were never ever mentioned, and all the pictures were in black-and-white, in the back of each issue was the greatest classified section that ever existed. you could shop for an RS61 or a Lotus 23 or an Elva Courier or just dream if you were a 14 y/o kid. which brings me (finally) to the point. there once appeared there my all-time favorite car ad:

1952 Jaguar fixed head coupe. Old English White, blood red hides. disc wheels, spats. No damage, runs great, almost never overheats. Wife says Jag goes or she goes. $1600 either one.

btw: "$1600" was a pretty typical price in those days. Today that same car would fetch $90K easy.

Darth One · 05-15-2018, 10:42 AM

you're asking this question of a group of BMW owners. BMW owners have no wives/GF's to trade

King Rudi · 05-15-2018, 10:57 AM

I traded 2 wives (ex) for a new home, a 10 year old E93 and soon to be financial freedom. Who needs a Porsche?

CTinline-six · 05-15-2018, 11:46 AM

Meh, a Porsche can't give me a BJ while driving a BMW.

RABAUKE · 05-15-2018, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Meh, a Porsche can't give me a BJ while driving a BMW.

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N55darksoul · 05-15-2018, 12:18 PM

Being that this is a BMW forum...I am going to have to default to the typical fool defending his purchase and say: No I would not trade my wife because Porsches suck!

P1 · 05-15-2018, 12:41 PM

I'll have my wife buy her own GT3, then just drive me around in it.

///M Ryder · 05-15-2018, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Lets see a pic of your wife for comparison...

I show you guys my cars.....not my wife. Let my great taste in cars be your guide

………..Phil

Spa2k · 05-15-2018, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Meh, a Porsche can't give me a BJ while driving a BMW.

But which is the better orgasm - that, or the perfect 3-2 downshift?

irishbimmer · 05-15-2018, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Ryder

I show you guys my cars.....not my wife. Let my great taste in cars be your guide

………..Phil

That's a beauty!

3rdcoast228i · 05-16-2018, 02:54 AM

Hell anything is better than a wife.

I think a Ford pinto would have less breakdowns than my ex wife. Both are known to explode, but I'll take my chances with the car.

Poiseuille · 05-16-2018, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Ryder

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Originally Posted by Sea-Tac

Lets see a pic of your wife for comparison...

I show you guys my cars.....not my wife. Let my great taste in cars be your guide

………..Phil

think that's my fav paint for that car. well done!

3rdcoast228i · 05-16-2018, 11:52 AM

I just realized that this guy may be asking this question for real. Let us know how it goes for you buddy.

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DETRoadster Space Force - 4 Star General 11496 Rep 3,265 Posts Drives: M2 MG 6MT / Moto Guzzi V7 Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Seattle iTrader: (1)	I'd gladly trade my first wife for a Porsche. Yeah, I'd take that trade all day long. The current wife, not so much.
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RABAUKE Banned 4635 Rep 1,395 Posts Drives: Porsche 993, 2014 MB GLK Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: The Golden Horseshoe, Ontario iTrader: (0)	My wife told me to buy this.....so no need to trade as I have both. Ok, it's not new but I always wanted a 993 Attached Images
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Poiseuille Brigadier General 5426 Rep 3,744 Posts Drives: 2016 M4 DCT Tanzanite/Amaro Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Princeton iTrader: (0) Garage List [0.00] [10.00]	way back when 'Autoweek' was called 'Competition Press', and it was a tabloid-sized newspaper that arrived at your door every week, and when pickup trucks and family-haulers were never ever mentioned, and all the pictures were in black-and-white, in the back of each issue was the greatest classified section that ever existed. you could shop for an RS61 or a Lotus 23 or an Elva Courier or just dream if you were a 14 y/o kid. which brings me (finally) to the point. there once appeared there my all-time favorite car ad: 1952 Jaguar fixed head coupe. Old English White, blood red hides. disc wheels, spats. No damage, runs great, almost never overheats. Wife says Jag goes or she goes. $1600 either one. btw: "$1600" was a pretty typical price in those days. Today that same car would fetch $90K easy.
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Darth One drunk poster 6608 Rep 3,649 Posts Drives: M4 GTS \| E46 M3 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	you're asking this question of a group of BMW owners. BMW owners have no wives/GF's to trade
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King Rudi Lieutenant Colonel 13071 Rep 1,965 Posts Drives: Meat Suit Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (0)	I traded 2 wives (ex) for a new home, a 10 year old E93 and soon to be financial freedom. Who needs a Porsche?
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CTinline-six Hoonigan 6941 Rep 3,016 Posts Drives: '09 328i, '98 Wrangler Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Connecticut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2009 BMW 328i N51 [0.00]	Meh, a Porsche can't give me a BJ while driving a BMW. __________________ "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." -Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
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N55darksoul Private First Class 78 Rep 173 Posts Drives: 2012 - 135i Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Mars iTrader: (0)	Being that this is a BMW forum...I am going to have to default to the typical fool defending his purchase and say: No I would not trade my wife because Porsches suck!
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3rdcoast228i Captain 225 Rep 610 Posts Drives: 2016 228i Msport Join Date: Apr 2017 Location: Texas iTrader: (0)	Hell anything is better than a wife. I think a Ford pinto would have less breakdowns than my ex wife. Both are known to explode, but I'll take my chances with the car.
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