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      08-24-2007, 02:30 PM   #23
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I pee when I fart.
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      08-24-2007, 04:05 PM   #25
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You should have farted and told him that was the answer to his question.
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I can honestly say Ive never seen that before. Thats disgusting. Were they spitting dip?
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No, I see it everywhere here; maybe it is a south jersey thing. Walk up to a urinal, spit, pee or pee and spit.
Okay, that's another gross thing at my office -- spitting in the toilet. Not so much gross that you're spitting, but people spit up their gum into the urinal. Wtf?? You realize someone has to pick that stuff out? After you just urinated all over it?

I swear, some of my coworkers are absolutely devoid of the milk of human kindness, yanno? They should have to spend a day picking the gum out of the urinals themselves...
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      08-24-2007, 04:20 PM   #27
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I'll have to say this thread reminds me of that video someone had linked to awhile ago:



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      08-24-2007, 05:39 PM   #28
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Not only is it man code, it's urinal etiquette.

No matter how old I get, I always have a good laugh from someone ripping some loud and long winded fart in the bathroom. Usually followed by a big "aaaaahhhhhhhh".

If you can't fart/burp in front of your friends and family, who can you do it in front of?
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Spit and pee, never understood that myself. Maybe they waited just a wee bit too long and they really were full up to their eyeballs?
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I'll have to say this thread reminds me of that video someone had linked to awhile ago:



OMG this was friggin hilarious. Totally went off on a tangent I wasnt expecting.
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      08-24-2007, 06:55 PM   #32
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Man Code for urinals...lol.

Usually, the bathroom is a safe area to let it rip. Can't really do it where women and kids might be affected by the man power.
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      08-24-2007, 07:42 PM   #33
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just a guess..



"The main pelvic floor muscles from below. Notice the anal sphincter surrounded by the hammock-shaped levator ani."

"The levator ani is funnel-shaped and consists of a transverse portion called the levator plate and a vertical portion called the suspensory sling. The levator plate is a cone and consists of two "lateral masses" and two "crura," with the levator hiatus occupying its anterior part. Three crural patterns could be identified: classic, crural overlap, and crural scissors. The levator crura are connected to the intrahiatal organs by the hiatal ligament; the pubovesical ligament constitutes the anterior part of this ligament. The suspensory sling forms a vertical cuff around the intrahiatal organs, from which it is separated by a "tunnel septum." Its urethral portion ends in multiple fibrous septa, which penetrate the striated urethral sphincter. The levator ani plays an important role in bladder-neck fixation provided by the suspensory sling and hiatal ligament. Levator ani and hiatal ligament subluxation leads to ptosis of the urinary bladder. Furthermore, the present study demonstrates that the urethra is located in the infralevator compartment and is thus protected from the effect of intraabdominal pressure. A chronic increase in intraabdominal pressure leads to levator subluxation and sagging and to urethral exposure to intraabdominal pressure, which seems to interfere with the micturition mechanism. The infralevator location of the urethra might have a bearing on the pathogenesis and treatment of stress urinary incontinence."

Shafik A. Levator ani muscle: new physioanatomical aspects and role in the micturition mechanism. World J Urol. 1999 Oct;17(5):266-73.Click here to read
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^ Warning! Flag on play. Illegal use of factual information. Penalty for bringing humor in thread to a halt.
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well i am laughing lol..
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      08-24-2007, 08:31 PM   #36
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So Im standing at the urinal and a guy comes in and stands right next to me(doesnt use the man code by moving one over) and lets out this huge ass-roar. I myself had let one go before he came in.

I didnt have to fart before this and yet it seems to always happen. Anyone else?
Your muscles are getting old, only grandpas do this.
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      08-24-2007, 09:22 PM   #37
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hahaha.. I hate when people talk in the restroom.. That vid was too funny..
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HA.. I fucking hate that... If I am taking a piss.. Dont talk to me.. EVER
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      08-24-2007, 11:37 PM   #39
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anyone here coughs and think that no one can hear you fart....well you're wrong
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      08-24-2007, 11:57 PM   #40
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It's what's called a parasympathetic response
There are two primary components to the peripheral nervous system: the sympathetic and the parasympathetic.

the sympathetic system is involved in what is colloquially known as the "flight or fright" response... or even more crudely, the sympathetic system is involved in:
flight
fright
fight.... and
fornicate.

The parasympathetic is involved in more "relaxing" situations, namely salivation, micturation (pee-ing), and defecation (pooping). When you initiate a parasympathetic maneuver (pee-ing) it induced further parasympathetic responses (farting).
It's the same reason you urinate after defecating.
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      08-26-2007, 06:23 PM   #41
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I feel ya on the man-code violators. I used to have one co-worker who was an insidious offender; not only would he stand next to me, but he'd strike up a conversation, too. Sorry -- I don't wanna chat with another dude while I'm holding my junk. Save it for the sinks.
man code. lol
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      08-26-2007, 08:47 PM   #42
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i laughed soo hard at this thread my gf came in to ask me if im ok lol
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Common thing to do


Just as long as you don't fart during sex, shouldn't be a problem
Couldn't help it...she was on top and the pressure was too much (plus, it didn't help with her jumping on me) that I had to just let it out. It scared the shit out of my partner but luckily she found it really funny (it was a loud blast). After about 5 minutes of letting out the laughs we went right back to it and I let out another kind of blast!

YEAH BOI!!!!!!
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I pee when I fart.
Have you ever sneezed while you took a piss?!?!? NOT A COOL FEELING! I think I blew my @$$hole out one time when that happened...
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