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      02-23-2011, 10:40 PM   #23
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how do you know?
Yeah, I am wondering how you know.
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Im afraid to know what bav would do with that skull.
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Im afraid to know what bav would do with that skull.
he would put eyes in the back of it's head
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      02-23-2011, 10:45 PM   #26
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...but i told you not to ask guys
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      02-23-2011, 11:00 PM   #27
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Its actually pretty hard to attach bones together and make dancing skeletons. Dont ask me how I know.
I have lots of free time. And I know because I actually had to help assemble one of the goddamn things (Not a real one, fake)
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      02-23-2011, 11:06 PM   #28
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I have lots of free time. And I know because I actually had to help assemble one of the goddamn things (Not a real one, fake)
Its much easier when its fake. Its a pain in the ass when its real. Especially when you need to deflesh it and bleach it long before drilling holes and wiring it. Not to mention numbering and keeping track of them all if you're doing it right. Just like tits for the most part, real > fake
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Jay do you also go by the nickname "The Cleaner"?

Did you really mean acid and not bleach? No one here in OT will tell
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Jay do you also go by the nickname "The Cleaner"?

Did you really mean acid and not bleach? No one here in OT will tell
No. We used some sort of ammonia mixture to clean the bones. The strongest acid I know of that you can get in large quantities over the counter is Muriatic Acid (HCl 31%) for cleaning cement. Thats not strong enough to do shit. There are much easier/better ways to dispose of a person.
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Whatever you say man. Im not arguing with you at all. Its cool whatever you do. I completely believe you and will forget this convo ever happened.
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No matter what you do, the key would be to destroy all DNA and any traceable/remarkable bone features. So if they have pins in their knees, get rid of their legs. Never leave teeth/dental stuff.

Anywho, as for putting stuff back together. Its fun if you have some time and some beer.
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No matter what you do, the key would be to destroy all DNA and any traceable/remarkable bone features. So if they have pins in their knees, get rid of their legs. Never leave teeth/dental stuff.

Anywho, as for putting stuff back together. Its fun if you have some time and some beer.
Because that's what everyone does when they have a few beers sitting around...
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Because that's what everyone does when they have a few beers sitting around...
Well, apparently some people rather put pictures of white dudes fapping in their signatures instead.
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Well, apparently some people rather put pictures of white dudes fapping in their signatures instead.
This is very true. He smoked the pole too...
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This is very true. He smoked the pole too...
In the hot tub?
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In the hot tub?
At this point, does location even matter?
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No. We used some sort of ammonia mixture to clean the bones. The strongest acid I know of that you can get in large quantities over the counter is Muriatic Acid (HCl 31%) for cleaning cement. Thats not strong enough to do shit. There are much easier/better ways to dispose of a person.
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