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      12-20-2005, 02:00 PM   #23
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      12-20-2005, 02:58 PM   #24
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      12-20-2005, 03:24 PM   #25
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always look out for her car coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear another car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not her car?

When she comes home her hair is different than when she left and she smells of more perfume than when she left....is she trying to cover up the scent of another man? I saw once her pants had a white stain on them, she said it was ranch dressing from the salad she had at dinner with "the girls."

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while I was crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch and under the side skirt.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

You freakin' f0cker... I was sooo feeling for you.. getting ready to pour my heart out in order to try and help with your "situation" and them BAM! You f0cker!!! :finger:


In the end... that's seriously funny shit.
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      12-20-2005, 04:12 PM   #26
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haha i felt the same way. First i was like "OHHH MAN THAT suCKS". freakin a
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      12-20-2005, 07:47 PM   #27
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      12-22-2005, 01:53 AM   #28
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hehe, good one. I was really starting to feel bad for you.
haha
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      12-22-2005, 11:05 PM   #29
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lol... i thought this was becoming some kind of counseling forum
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      12-23-2005, 12:20 AM   #30
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Ha ha ha...and in the end, the bimmer is more important!

Good one!
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      12-23-2005, 12:36 AM   #31
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I think she was having an affair with Bill Clinton......
and he had a premature ejaculation on her pants........
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