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      03-21-2016, 01:25 PM   #23
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I am all up for the wife's name idea, I mean why not? Commitment is what's lacking in most relationships these days I feel. At the first sign of stress or argument people run for divorce, instead of sticking it out and working through the issues. Anyway, I digress. I personally think it's a great idea for couple tattoo's or spouse tattoo's etc.
As long as it's not your hood rat gf and on your neck after dating for a few weeks it should be fine. But I'm still against it.

Anyone ever do a girl with a Jesus piece on her back? Lol
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Me and my wife both got matching tattoo's which is our wedding date, albeit it's on different locations on both of us, the tattoo itself is the same. Plus, it is in Punjabi (which is our background) so the date actually reads 14-08-2015. This is something little and easily hid if needed, the one I am thinking of getting will start around mid bicep and end at mid forearm, so I am working up the courage. lol
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I am all up for the wife's name idea, I mean why not? Commitment is what's lacking in most relationships these days I feel. At the first sign of stress or argument people run for divorce, instead of sticking it out and working through the issues. Anyway, I digress. I personally think it's a great idea for couple tattoo's or spouse tattoo's etc.
Exactly! This was our thinking. She has the sun - we designed them (I know... kind of corny). Also, the way I look at it is if we ever were to get divorced, covering a tattoo or narrowing my replacement pool would be the least of my concerns.

PS: I had never actually thought about this before, but I could also get a dog and name it with same name and just talk about how much I love my dog?!? Problem = solved.
Mine instead of names are in the Chinese year of the certain animals on my sleeves to represent special people in my life. That way I don't really have to cross out someone's name if that happened.
I like that, but no matter how special, anyone born on the year of the cock would be absent if I tried this. I am NOT explaining that!
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These tattoo threads pop up like once a year and are always entertaining.

That is all. Continue on.
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Hey - I know a Jamaican guy.... PERFECT!

Verbiage got his gf's name tattooed on his penis. it says "Wendy". But when he gets erect it says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day"
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Hey - I know a Jamaican guy.... PERFECT!

Verbiage got his gf's name tattooed on his penis. it says "Wendy". But when he gets erect it says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day"
Dammit I told her not to send that out! Fuck.


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I am all up for the wife's name idea, I mean why not? Commitment is what's lacking in most relationships these days I feel. At the first sign of stress or argument people run for divorce, instead of sticking it out and working through the issues. Anyway, I digress. I personally think it's a great idea for couple tattoo's or spouse tattoo's etc.
Exactly! This was our thinking. She has the sun - we designed them (I know... kind of corny). Also, the way I look at it is if we ever were to get divorced, covering a tattoo or narrowing my replacement pool would be the least of my concerns.

PS: I had never actually thought about this before, but I could also get a dog and name it with same name and just talk about how much I love my dog?!? Problem = solved.
Mine instead of names are in the Chinese year of the certain animals on my sleeves to represent special people in my life. That way I don't really have to cross out someone's name if that happened.
I like that, but no matter how special, anyone born on the year of the cock would be absent if I tried this. I am NOT explaining that!
Something is wrong when you say year of the cock to the artist and he draws a penis on you lol.

Mine are all free hand with no template so it would already be too late!
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Something is wrong when you say year of the cock to the artist and he draws a penis on you lol.

Mine are all free hand with no template so it would already be too late!
Plus when you say "Look mom, This represents you" - that can get awkward.
PS: Pro tip - pun intended - DON'T EVER google "penis tattoos"

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The fact that someone was willing to get that on their leg is surprising..., but at the same time..., it's really not.


Stupid people.
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Something is wrong when you say year of the cock to the artist and he draws a penis on you lol.

Mine are all free hand with no template so it would already be too late!
Plus when you say "Look mom, This represents you" - that can get awkward.
PS: Pro tip - pun intended - DON'T EVER google "penis tattoos"

Who would ever do that? He must like taking it?
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That can't be real, the fact that it's so absurd makes me think it must be fake. But then again, lots of dumb people in this world.
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That can't be real, the fact that it's so absurd makes me think it must be fake. But then again, lots of dumb people in this world.
This is probably the worst in history. Lol
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Don't EVEN Google Puff the Magic Dragon tattoo

unless you want 2 girls to come over with a cup or something. . . .
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Don't EVEN Google Puff the Magic Dragon tattoo

unless you want 2 girls to come over with a cup or something. . . .
Instead of the pen15 leg tattoo wouldn't you want a tat of a girls face getting splashed on?

How would you google that because I only got real life girls with tats getting splashed on lol.
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Here is mine that I'll be expanding onto my arm.
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Here is mine that I'll be expanding onto my arm.
That looks bad ass. What are you looking to extend on the arm with?
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Here is mine that I'll be expanding onto my arm.
Mine supposed to cross over chest and back from sleeves but wife has been saying no for the past 8 years. I might have to just go do it someday without telling. Haha
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What would be more entertaining are really unfortunate tattoos. Most of the ones I see these days, would fall into this category.
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What would be more entertaining are really unfortunate tattoos. Most of the ones I see these days, would fall into this category.
Maybe a real Bimmer girl can do the trick ?
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That looks bad ass. What are you looking to extend on the arm with?
Thanks. I'm going to keep it Asian themed. I have a design in mind that my tattoo guy is working on.

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Mine supposed to cross over chest and back from sleeves but wife has been saying no for the past 8 years. I might have to just go do it someday without telling. Haha
Just do it! There's nothing she can do after that. The worst thing that could happen is she'll get mad and you'll end up sleeping on the couch for a few days...or divorce. Haha.
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Oh man, you guys need to live it up a little and do some cool shit like get tattoo's. With the amount of tattoo's posted, or lack there of seems like this is the uber conservative crowd that doesn't like tattoo's! Haha.
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