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      12-07-2016, 11:04 AM   #43869
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Or when a lowly flooring guy tries to catch a mistake made by an evil genius.
If you can figure out those damn cuts for the corners you are a genius, as well. I hate those $@#!ing cuts.
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Three in one for my friend Mr Tonka

Heels seem a bit too tall for Tonka
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Heels seem a bit too tall for Tonka
Her heels will click on his click pedal ...
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      12-07-2016, 04:13 PM   #43873
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      12-07-2016, 05:14 PM   #43875
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      12-07-2016, 08:29 PM   #43877
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Three in one for my friend Mr Tonka

I'll take the car and the bike. Actually been thinking of switching from a Swiss made bike to an Italian bike...
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      12-07-2016, 11:59 PM   #43878
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I'll take the car and the bike. Actually been thinking of switching from a Swiss made bike to an Italian bike...
Go custom built. By the components and install yourself.
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      12-08-2016, 05:46 AM   #43879
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silvergray545 Mike.

It's time. Departing for PA next Friday to bring her home.

At least the configurator updated with what I actually ordered it with. Looks much better now.
Boo!
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2. 4 doors
3. It cars' a she?

bummer!

Gratz to your ride anyway
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omg here we go again lol.
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I'll take the trashy but classy whore, you guys can keep the bike and car.
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I'll take the trashy but classy whore, you guys can keep the bike and car.
Right on William
I'll take the F car + the whore , I'm sure she's ready for a ride because I didn't saw panties...
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I'll take the car and the bike. Actually been thinking of switching from a Swiss made bike to an Italian bike...
Yes sir...That choise is perfect , Italians are the top !
I rode my 4 years in the Belgian competition with Colnago frames and Campagnolo parts .
Here are some Colnago prices => http://www.fietsendewachter.be/wp-co...go-2017_V2.pdf


In short my true story about my Colnago...

It was my fourth race and after about 45 min. came a cloud-burst in combination with a thunderstorm ...
And damn yes man ! I was very proud of my *blue Colnago* in the + 150 man peloton , but suddenly in the thunderstorm I heard the scraping loud noise from metal on the road ..!!!
And before I realized the situation with a speed of + 60 km/u I was on the ground as well..........

I woke up in the ambulance confused and covered in blood and thought WTF ! They pulled little stones out of my skin !
Finally they removed 16 little stones and the pain was not a piece of cake !
But when I saw my Colnago back in the shape of a flesh hook ...Ohhh man my hart and soul cried ....
Finally I wore out 6 Colnagos in 4 years ...
And this was only one situation !
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      12-08-2016, 11:44 AM   #43884
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Yes sir...That choise is perfect , Italians are the top !
I rode my 4 years in the Belgian competition with Colnago frames and Campagnolo parts .
Here are some Colnago prices => http://www.fietsendewachter.be/wp-co...go-2017_V2.pdf


In short my true story about my Colnago...

It was my fourth race and after about 45 min. came a cloud-burst in combination with a thunderstorm ...
And damn yes man ! I was very proud of my *blue Colnago* in the + 150 man peloton , but suddenly in the thunderstorm I heard the scraping loud noise from metal on the road ..!!!
And before I realized the situation with a speed of + 60 km/u I was on the ground as well..........

I woke up in the ambulance confused and covered in blood and thought WTF ! They pulled little stones out of my skin !
Finally they removed 16 little stones and the pain was not a piece of cake !
But when I saw my Colnago back in the shape of a flesh hook ...Ohhh man my hart and soul cried ....
Finally I wore out 6 Colnagos in 4 years ...
And this was only one situation !
No body like the road rash. I suppose it's the price you have to pay to get into racing.

I'm looking at the Pinerello Dogma F8. http://www.pinarello.com/en/bikes-2017/road/dogma-f8
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I've been singing "Santa Baby" to myself all day lol.
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I've been singing "Santa Baby" to myself all day lol.
You know you're gay when....

BTW, if you're gay, we'll like you even more.
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BTW, if you're gay, we'll like you even more.
He's not gay , he loves sweeties
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No body like the road rash. I suppose it's the price you have to pay to get into racing.

I'm looking at the Pinerello Dogma F8. http://www.pinarello.com/en/bikes-2017/road/dogma-f8
Good stuff , and looks good
And you need the vitamins from Lance...
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I've been singing "Santa Baby" to myself all day lol.
You might be able to get a little bit of your man card back by singing the Michale Buble version - "Santa Buddy". No guarantees though, but worth a shot.

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